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Finding Bigfoot: Live Thread Sunday @ 10PM
AnimalPlanet.com ^

Posted on 01/06/2013 6:59:23 PM PST by matt04

The team travels to the country's most notorious hotspot for sasquatch activity to investigate howls recently recorded by the local BFRO. With the aid of high tech thermal equipment, the team sets off to prove bigfoots call Washington state home.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Outdoors; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: amimalplanet; cryptobiology; cryptozoology; findingbigfoot; godsgravesglyphs

1 posted on 01/06/2013 6:59:29 PM PST by matt04
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To: matt04

2 posted on 01/06/2013 7:04:02 PM PST by fso301
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To: fso301

Heehee.


3 posted on 01/06/2013 7:04:43 PM PST by Red Steel
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To: matt04

It’s starting to smell Squatchy in here!


4 posted on 01/06/2013 7:07:12 PM PST by GoDuke
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To: fso301

That’s not funny...Janet Reno deserved our love and respect.../s

Seriously, we had a local guy dress up like bigfoot and he got run over trying to scare drivers...it was a tragedy...


5 posted on 01/06/2013 7:07:44 PM PST by montomike (Politics should be about service and not a lucrative, money-making opportunity!)
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To: matt04
One or more of the following will happen in tonight's episode:

The team will examine the local area and declare it to be "a prime area to support a population of Bigfoots" (but they won't find any.)

The group will go into the woods at 2 AM, split into teams of two, and howl back and forth at one another.

They'll employ their standard "reasearch method" of having Bobo stand next to a tree where a Bigfoot was once spotted so they can "get a sense of scale."

One of the team members will hear a twig snap in the distance and exclaim "that's a squatch!"

6 posted on 01/06/2013 7:14:14 PM PST by GreenHornet
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To: matt04

I hope Bobo dressed up for their obligatory Town Hall Meeting. These Town Halls really are funny. They draw in every local knuckle head looking for their 15 minutes.

Yeah...Yeah...I know, these guy are professionals. ;-)


7 posted on 01/06/2013 7:16:17 PM PST by Artcore
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To: matt04

Michael Medved spotted running naked through the first!!!


8 posted on 01/06/2013 7:17:22 PM PST by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: GreenHornet

I love it when they say, “There’s nothing else that could be but a squatch!”

Oh, really . . . . .

Very entertaining show. But not because they intended for it to be.


9 posted on 01/06/2013 7:22:03 PM PST by webstersII
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To: GreenHornet
Ranae (aka "professor) will express her scientifically based doubts about the existence of bigfoot, and BoBo (aka "Gilligan") will once again screw something up that will cost them their big find.

These poor folks will NEVER get off of the island.

10 posted on 01/06/2013 7:22:55 PM PST by Washi (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: matt04

 GGG managers are SunkenCiv, StayAt HomeMother & Ernest_at_the_Beach
Thanks matt04.

Just adding to the catalog, not sending a general distribution.

To all -- please ping me to other topics which are appropriate for the GGG list.


11 posted on 01/06/2013 7:23:38 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: GreenHornet
One or more of the following will happen in tonight's episode:
The team will examine the local area and declare it to be “a prime area to support a population of Bigfoots” (but they won't find any.)

“The group will go into the woods at 2 AM, split into teams of two, and howl back and forth at one another.

They'll employ their standard “reasearch method” of having Bobo stand next to a tree where a Bigfoot was once spotted so they can “get a sense of scale.”

One of the team members will hear a twig snap in the distance and exclaim ‘that's a squatch!’”
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ROTFLMAO!!

You've nailed it! Sorry, but this team are the biggest bunch of buffoons on television. Seriously, does Animal Planet feel this type of non-science horse crap provides them credibility? Actually, AP also pushes AGW, so this type of crap is right up their alley.

Hey, BFRO’s founder has an apt name: MATT MONEYMAKER! Got to give this clown some kudos for his entrepreneurial spirit.

12 posted on 01/06/2013 7:24:26 PM PST by Artcore
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To: GreenHornet

Don’t forget about the warm spot on the FLIR that they will determine to be a Bigfoot.


13 posted on 01/06/2013 7:24:39 PM PST by matt04
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To: Artcore

How about looking for something more elusive like a Republican spine?


14 posted on 01/06/2013 7:25:50 PM PST by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Artcore

How about looking for something more elusive like a Republican spine?


15 posted on 01/06/2013 7:25:59 PM PST by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

“How about looking for something more elusive like a Republican spine?”
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I agree with that! While their at it, maybe they could also search for Boehner and McConnell’s balls!


16 posted on 01/06/2013 7:29:23 PM PST by Artcore
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To: GreenHornet
I really think Bobo is the brains of the operation.
17 posted on 01/06/2013 7:37:11 PM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: matt04

This show has to be even more useless than the ghost hunters. Every week they find nothing and every week they hint that they MIGHT find something NEXT week.


18 posted on 01/06/2013 7:55:07 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (The one thing that Hollywood gets right about guns is that crminals will always get them.)
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If they find him, is that the end of the show?


19 posted on 01/06/2013 7:58:26 PM PST by foundedonpurpose (It's time for a fundamental restoration, of our country's principles!)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Have you seen that newest debacle, “America Unearthed” on H2? Tried watching a couple episodes, just logical leap after logical leap. Their show on Minoans mining copper in Michigan had me laughing out loud.


20 posted on 01/06/2013 8:04:43 PM PST by Betis70 ("Leading from Behind" gets your Ambassador killed)
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To: GreenHornet

Someone will throw a rock.


21 posted on 01/06/2013 8:16:14 PM PST by willyd (Don't shoot, we're Republicans!)
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To: GreenHornet
You've forgotten one of the standard features of every episode. While in the woods at night, one of the teams will see or hear something, everyone will get excited and the camera will swing in the direction of the event, and then .... cut to four minutes of commercials. When they return, they'll spend thirty seconds reviewing what happened just before the break, then we see it was just a deer or nothing at all. Of course, it's no wonder: that pack of clowns tramping around with camera crews, sound crews, walkie talkies, and who-knows-what, I don't think any Bigfoot would come within ten miles of them or ever has.

I really wonder why I ever watch these shows, Finding Bigfoot, Monster Quest, and the like. They never find the monster, and if they had, we'd all know about it long before the program aired.

22 posted on 01/06/2013 8:38:45 PM PST by PUGACHEV
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To: Doc Savage
Michael Medved Moore spotted running naked through the first!!!

Fixed it...

23 posted on 01/06/2013 10:07:45 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Artcore

Not sure how these losers expect to find a “squatch” while they’re crashing around in the woods followed by an equally noisy camera crew.


24 posted on 01/07/2013 2:15:10 AM PST by Timber Rattler (Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
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To: GreenHornet

Oh no! You ruined the suspense for us! The least you could have done is put up a spoiler alert!

;-)


25 posted on 01/07/2013 5:04:29 AM PST by lowbridge (Joe Biden: "Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.")
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To: Timber Rattler
Not sure how these losers expect to find a “squatch” while they’re crashing around in the woods followed by an equally noisy camera crew.

In one episode, they tried to attract a Sasquatch by setting off fireworks in the woods in the middle of the night! Bobo explained that "the squatches will find the sights and sounds of the fireworks going off irresistable, and will come over to check out what's going on." Guess what: Bigfoot didn't show up. These clowns were lucky they didn't start a forest fire!

26 posted on 01/07/2013 8:04:27 AM PST by GreenHornet
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