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PUT YOUR CAR KEYS BESIDE YOUR BED AT NIGHT
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Posted on 01/08/2013 9:54:43 AM PST by flyover
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To: CharlesWayneCT
Nothing is more embarrassing than standing in a parking lot with a cart full of groceries to be put in the trunk and you hit the panic button by mistake instead of the trunk release. Everybody turns around and looks at you and they know what you did.......................
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:12:13 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
To: Salamander
I live in a town where we leave our doors unlocked and my car keys in the ignition.
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:12:52 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: flyover
My car keys stay by my wallet and watch on the valet box near the door. By the bed is a gun, much more useful than a panic button.
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:13:02 AM PST
by
discostu
(I recommend a fifth of Jack and a bottle of Prozac)
To: CharlesWayneCT
i kind of got the “then who waz phone?” feeling from that post as well.
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:13:50 AM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
($1.84 - The price of a gallon of gas on Jan. 20th, 2009.)
To: flyover
I keep mine within arm’s reach anyway. If the house catches on fire and I have to bail out the window (down the chain ladder) with the family, at least they will have a place to get warm—if I have the keys.
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:15:22 AM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
“to” should be “two.”
I’m referring to two tutus too!
To: MeganC
I’ve got 00 buckshot all up and down in mine. I figure if someone’s entered my locked house at night, then someone has it coming to them.
Magnum slug, you say....
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:17:45 AM PST
by
MarDav
To: flyover
Must be for people with fancy cars and FOBS.
My forward operating base is not near home.
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:18:13 AM PST
by
TurboZamboni
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
To: flyover
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:18:31 AM PST
by
SMARTY
("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
To: flyover
Gunshot wound should scare them off just fine. If I can reach my car keys, I can reach my 1911. Plus, car keys ain’t gonna help much if you don’t wake up ‘til they’re already in the house.
My truck doesn’t have one of those panic buttons anyway.
SnakeDoc
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:19:23 AM PST
by
SnakeDoctor
(Come and take it.)
To: Gaffer
My keys, one of my 2 1911 Kimbers (plus 3-5 Wilson Combat Mags w/ 230gr HPs) and Mr Remy 870 are at-hand, plus the building is well-secured w/ alarm system on in-house battery back-up. Had to raise the motion sensors 14”, since cats’ tails would set them off. LOL.
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:20:35 AM PST
by
Carriage Hill
("I meant to say maggot, but I have a lisp.")
To: Salamander
My Dobe runs the perimeter constantly. Smart dogs.
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:21:14 AM PST
by
guardian_of_liberty
(We must bind the Government with the Chains of the Constitution...)
To: CharlesWayneCT
I love your wife...she reminds me so much of mine! (J/K! We both know *I’m* the one who does the “pocket alarm!”)
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:22:36 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
To: flyover
All it’s gonna do is scare the carp out of the raccoons
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:22:56 AM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you've likely misread the situation.)
To: ctdonath2
which safe do you recommend?
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:23:38 AM PST
by
frogjerk
(Obama Claus is coming to town!)
To: MeganC
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:24:15 AM PST
by
dangerdoc
(see post #6)
To: flyover
If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. My dog hears this stuff long before I can and makes almost as much noise. ;-)
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:26:35 AM PST
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: flyover
Just beware of the Car Key Gnomes
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:27:04 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: cripplecreek
I live in a town where we leave our doors unlocked and my car keys in the ignition. I grew up that way. When I went to college in the big city, I quickly learned to lock the doors. I wasn't quite as quick learning to take the keys out of the ignition.
I did get quite good at opening my locked car door. Once on the Staten Island Ferry, I learned many new cuss words as I tried to open that door after we docked at Manhattan.
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:30:14 AM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: flyover
Not a bad idea, I’ll keep them near the Mossberg.
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posted on
01/08/2013 10:34:15 AM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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