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Need a laugh? Check out this EBAY listing
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Assault-Weapon-Cavemans-AR15-Assault-Rock-/190781941697? ^

Posted on 01/10/2013 10:02:45 AM PST by DaveinOK54

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Assault-Weapon-Cavemans-AR15-Assault-Rock-/190781941697?

Be sure to read the questions to seller.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: banglist; sourcetitlenoturl

1 posted on 01/10/2013 10:02:48 AM PST by DaveinOK54
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To: DaveinOK54

The Q&A is funny!


2 posted on 01/10/2013 10:05:47 AM PST by clintonh8r (Happy to be represented by Lt. Col. Allen West)
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To: DaveinOK54

I have a large capacity automatic assault caulk gun under my desk.


3 posted on 01/10/2013 10:07:20 AM PST by cyclotic ( Obama's golden halo is really just a rusted hubcap)
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To: DaveinOK54

But what about the magazine? Time, Oprah, Glamour, MAD magazine?


4 posted on 01/10/2013 10:08:52 AM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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To: DaveinOK54

Made my day!!!


5 posted on 01/10/2013 10:10:55 AM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: DaveinOK54

Yesterday, while listening to localized reports about the ferry crash in NYC, I made a comment in the live thread that all floatation vehicles MUST have black boxes, so in the future, we will know the causes of crashes, explosions, etc.

After seeing this Assault ‘Weapon,’ I want to revise and extend my previous remark (I listened to way too much CSPAN Congressional coverage in former times):

All Assault Weapons MUST have black boxes.

This way, we will have better information about what happened, should such a weapon be used in an unseemly manner.

==


6 posted on 01/10/2013 10:16:01 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: DaveinOK54

single shot, but no kickback and easily concealed....like!


7 posted on 01/10/2013 10:16:17 AM PST by bigbob
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To: DaveinOK54

Q: I forgot to ask if you will accept payment in imitation crab meat.
A: I am Asian, so yes I would consider it.

LOL!!!...............


8 posted on 01/10/2013 10:17:26 AM PST by Red Badger (Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
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To: cyclotic

I was thinking of getting a staple gun the next time I went to the store.

I haven’t registered my vehicle for 2013, yet. I wonder if I can register the staple gun at the same time at the same location where I register the vehicle?


9 posted on 01/10/2013 10:21:06 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: bgill

I didn’t see a serial number. This may be a ‘Hot’ Rock....................


10 posted on 01/10/2013 10:21:18 AM PST by Red Badger (Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
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To: DaveinOK54

Current bid is US $265.00


11 posted on 01/10/2013 10:24:20 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: TomGuy

Yes, but you’ll have to write two separate checks because your fines, uh, taxes for each goes into different wallets, uh, departments.


12 posted on 01/10/2013 10:28:16 AM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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To: DaveinOK54

The tape measure was a nice touch


13 posted on 01/10/2013 10:29:56 AM PST by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: DaveinOK54

Are you positive that it is a real AR15-Assault-Rock-/190781941697?
I have a couple Semi-Auto Assault Glock Rocks, that are very similar to what you say is AR15-Assault-Rock-/190781941697


14 posted on 01/10/2013 10:31:29 AM PST by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel!)
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To: cyclotic
I have a large capacity automatic assault caulk gun under my desk

"If guns are outlawed, everyone's tub will leak"

15 posted on 01/10/2013 10:33:21 AM PST by tomkat (-/\/\/\-)
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To: DaveinOK54

Laugh of the day - thanks for sharing!


16 posted on 01/10/2013 10:36:30 AM PST by LadyBuck (Strangeways, here we come....)
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To: DaveinOK54

“The Weapon, Selectable Fully-antimatic, Semi-antimatic, Rock, Assault, Caveman-AR15, Paleolithic, is a non-gas-operated, air-cooled, non-belt-fed, antimatic inertial rock that is operated from the no-bolt configuration. As with all such weapons, it can be used with an overhand or underhand throw, or retained in the hand, and can be hidden behind the back before use.”

DO NOT step on the rock.

DO NOT boil the rock.

DO NOT rub bear fat on the rock.

DO NOT attempt to eat the rock.

For further information, see Technical Manual (TM-1).

(the rest of this white space intentionally not typed on.)


17 posted on 01/10/2013 10:37:30 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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To: DaveinOK54

Cute...proceeds go the NRA.


18 posted on 01/10/2013 10:43:23 AM PST by Girlene
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To: DaveinOK54

Too funny.

I confess that this one was mine:

“Since the item has “rock” in the description, does this imply that it can double as a loud musical instrument? Thanks in advance!”


19 posted on 01/10/2013 10:44:48 AM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: DaveinOK54

That looks like the assualt rock I got from Crazy Horse in South Dakota. I do believe they have quite a stach of those assualt rocks there.


20 posted on 01/10/2013 10:53:53 AM PST by Spunky
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To: DaveinOK54

Technically, I don’t think that meets the definition of an assault rock, because it doesn’t have the hardware for an optional bayonet attachment.

It does have a built-in silencer, since masonry is naturally good at muffling sound waves.


21 posted on 01/10/2013 10:56:28 AM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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To: DaveinOK54

LOL!


22 posted on 01/10/2013 10:58:39 AM PST by The Mayor ("If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat" — Ronald Reagan)
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To: DaveinOK54
For Cave defense in close quarters.
23 posted on 01/10/2013 11:00:43 AM PST by IamConservative (The soul of my lifes journey is Liberty!)
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To: DaveinOK54
can't carry one that big.. anything smaller, like pebbles.

24 posted on 01/10/2013 11:08:11 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Bozo man can :-)
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To: DaveinOK54

Notice its in the Hunting category!


25 posted on 01/10/2013 11:18:07 AM PST by happilymarriedmom
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To: DaveinOK54

You don’t need ear plugs to “fire” it as it is silenced.


26 posted on 01/10/2013 12:31:09 PM PST by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll eventually get what you deserve)
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BFL


27 posted on 01/10/2013 1:39:56 PM PST by zeugma (Those of us who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.)
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To: DaveinOK54

Item 190781941697 is no longer available.
50 items found similar to ‘Assault Weapon Cavemans AR15 Assault Rock’


28 posted on 01/10/2013 1:49:13 PM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: DaveinOK54
New Listing:

CAVEMAN AR (Assault Rock) Tactical Model

29 posted on 01/10/2013 1:53:24 PM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

Yes, that tactical model would be better for conceled carry for sure and the price is pretty good as well.....I’ll bet the FPS is higher also.


30 posted on 01/10/2013 2:11:26 PM PST by DaveinOK54 (Freedom is not Free and I'll never quit defending it.)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

I should have realized that this was liberal EBAY we’re talking about and grabbed screenshots. The Q&A was epic. I really wanted MGD to see it.


31 posted on 01/10/2013 6:24:59 PM PST by Mygirlsmom (If bad plastic surgeons were banned, then Bob Costas' normal face would still be alive.)
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