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1 posted on 01/10/2013 10:02:48 AM PST by DaveinOK54
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The Q&A is funny!


2 posted on 01/10/2013 10:05:47 AM PST by clintonh8r (Happy to be represented by Lt. Col. Allen West)
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I have a large capacity automatic assault caulk gun under my desk.


3 posted on 01/10/2013 10:07:20 AM PST by cyclotic ( Obama's golden halo is really just a rusted hubcap)
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But what about the magazine? Time, Oprah, Glamour, MAD magazine?


4 posted on 01/10/2013 10:08:52 AM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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Made my day!!!


5 posted on 01/10/2013 10:10:55 AM PST by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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Yesterday, while listening to localized reports about the ferry crash in NYC, I made a comment in the live thread that all floatation vehicles MUST have black boxes, so in the future, we will know the causes of crashes, explosions, etc.

After seeing this Assault ‘Weapon,’ I want to revise and extend my previous remark (I listened to way too much CSPAN Congressional coverage in former times):

All Assault Weapons MUST have black boxes.

This way, we will have better information about what happened, should such a weapon be used in an unseemly manner.

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6 posted on 01/10/2013 10:16:01 AM PST by TomGuy
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single shot, but no kickback and easily concealed....like!


7 posted on 01/10/2013 10:16:17 AM PST by bigbob
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Q: I forgot to ask if you will accept payment in imitation crab meat.
A: I am Asian, so yes I would consider it.

LOL!!!...............


8 posted on 01/10/2013 10:17:26 AM PST by Red Badger (Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
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Current bid is US $265.00


11 posted on 01/10/2013 10:24:20 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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The tape measure was a nice touch


13 posted on 01/10/2013 10:29:56 AM PST by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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Are you positive that it is a real AR15-Assault-Rock-/190781941697?
I have a couple Semi-Auto Assault Glock Rocks, that are very similar to what you say is AR15-Assault-Rock-/190781941697


14 posted on 01/10/2013 10:31:29 AM PST by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel!)
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Laugh of the day - thanks for sharing!


16 posted on 01/10/2013 10:36:30 AM PST by LadyBuck (Strangeways, here we come....)
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“The Weapon, Selectable Fully-antimatic, Semi-antimatic, Rock, Assault, Caveman-AR15, Paleolithic, is a non-gas-operated, air-cooled, non-belt-fed, antimatic inertial rock that is operated from the no-bolt configuration. As with all such weapons, it can be used with an overhand or underhand throw, or retained in the hand, and can be hidden behind the back before use.”

DO NOT step on the rock.

DO NOT boil the rock.

DO NOT rub bear fat on the rock.

DO NOT attempt to eat the rock.

For further information, see Technical Manual (TM-1).

(the rest of this white space intentionally not typed on.)


17 posted on 01/10/2013 10:37:30 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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Cute...proceeds go the NRA.


18 posted on 01/10/2013 10:43:23 AM PST by Girlene
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Too funny.

I confess that this one was mine:

“Since the item has “rock” in the description, does this imply that it can double as a loud musical instrument? Thanks in advance!”


19 posted on 01/10/2013 10:44:48 AM PST by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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That looks like the assualt rock I got from Crazy Horse in South Dakota. I do believe they have quite a stach of those assualt rocks there.


20 posted on 01/10/2013 10:53:53 AM PST by Spunky
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Technically, I don’t think that meets the definition of an assault rock, because it doesn’t have the hardware for an optional bayonet attachment.

It does have a built-in silencer, since masonry is naturally good at muffling sound waves.


21 posted on 01/10/2013 10:56:28 AM PST by CharlesWayneCT
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LOL!


22 posted on 01/10/2013 10:58:39 AM PST by The Mayor ("If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat" — Ronald Reagan)
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For Cave defense in close quarters.
23 posted on 01/10/2013 11:00:43 AM PST by IamConservative (The soul of my lifes journey is Liberty!)
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can't carry one that big.. anything smaller, like pebbles.

24 posted on 01/10/2013 11:08:11 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Bozo man can :-)
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Notice its in the Hunting category!


25 posted on 01/10/2013 11:18:07 AM PST by happilymarriedmom
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