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Man falls to his death after defecating between subway cars (New York City)
NY Post ^ | 1/15/13 | JENNIFER FERMINO, KAYLEE OSOWSKI and JAMIE SCHRAM

Posted on 01/15/2013 5:22:17 PM PST by jimbo123

It was his time to go.

A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said.

The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by the northbound train as it was leaving 125th Street station shortly after 4 pm, police said.

It gets weirder.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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To: Clay Moore

Never check for railroad tracks on your underwear.


51 posted on 01/15/2013 6:45:26 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Yeah, it gives a whole new meaning to “OH,....” don’t it?


52 posted on 01/15/2013 6:45:33 PM PST by RipSawyer (I was born on Earth, what planet is this?)
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To: blueunicorn6; All

Buck Owens - I Wouldn’t Live In New York City

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNAH75SfV0k

It ain’t nothin’ but a concrete jungle with people packed like sardines
Where everybody’s tryin’ to live beyond their means
Where all the natives hurry and scurry too and fro
And like a fleas on a puppy dog they got no place to go

I wouldn’t live in New York City if they gave me the whole dang town
Talk about a bummer it’s the biggest one around
Sodom and Gommorah was tame to what I found
I wouldn’t live in New York City if they gave me the whole dang town

Well I ain’t seen the sunshine since the day that I arrived
Cause brother I’ve been busy a tryin’ to survive
Nobody knows you’ve been here till you’re six feet under ground
Than you become a statistic if they remember to write you down


53 posted on 01/15/2013 6:47:10 PM PST by jimbo123
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To: drjimmy

he was sh#t out of luck


54 posted on 01/15/2013 6:58:57 PM PST by TurboZamboni (Looting the future to bribe the present)
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To: blueunicorn6

Yeah, at least it wasn’t Florida this time!


55 posted on 01/15/2013 7:04:18 PM PST by NonValueAdded (If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you've likely misread the situation.)
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To: jimbo123

Is the mayor limiting toilet time?


56 posted on 01/15/2013 7:05:22 PM PST by bmwcyle (We have gone over the cliff and we are about to hit the bottom)
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To: jimbo123

I bet the train left some serious skid marks.


57 posted on 01/15/2013 7:12:05 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: drjimmy

Looks like this Darwin guy may have been onto something.


58 posted on 01/15/2013 7:13:23 PM PST by Madhattan
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To: popdonnelly

New York, the classiest city on Earth...

Where else can you have first class theater and last class turd bombing from a subway train?


59 posted on 01/15/2013 7:40:02 PM PST by Route395
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To: jimbo123

60 posted on 01/15/2013 7:48:57 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: jimbo123

He should have taken the #2 train to Flushing.


61 posted on 01/15/2013 8:21:23 PM PST by o-n-money
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To: a fool in paradise; Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
Good thing he didn't hit the third rail - could've caused a brownout.


62 posted on 01/15/2013 9:08:18 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
Good thing he didn't hit the third rail - could've caused a brownout.


63 posted on 01/15/2013 9:09:17 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: jimbo123

Montezuma finally got his revenge!


64 posted on 01/15/2013 9:20:02 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: jimbo123; a fool in paradise

What’s the latest poop on this story? Is the defecated train defective now?


65 posted on 01/15/2013 9:21:35 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
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Transit worker scrubbing the pooped on tracks. [UP Photo]

66 posted on 01/15/2013 9:29:08 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: jimbo123

OK, I’ll read the whole article, but how could it possibly get weirder?


67 posted on 01/15/2013 10:03:22 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: Revolting cat!

In Toronto they announce a “problem at track level”.


68 posted on 01/15/2013 10:09:53 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (True North- Strong Leader, Strong Dollar, Strong and Free!)
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To: jimbo123

So according to the report another guy supposedly crawled from the tracks out of pure coincidence all bloody and likewise had been hit by a train at the same station?
Um, am I the only one that thinks they were knotted together like dogs and one “got the shaft” and the other avoided death by pure luck? I say the recipient started to fall in the heat of passion, grabbed the other one and both went over-board.

Call me crazy, but how would someone know he was defecating?
Maybe just an assumption since his pants were down and he was bent over?


69 posted on 01/15/2013 11:59:46 PM PST by METARZAN
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To: Flick Lives

You owe me a keyboard, monitor and a cup of coffee.


70 posted on 01/16/2013 2:47:06 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Revolting cat!

Who investigates these situations?

Is there an MTA defecation detective?

You can’t really “dust” for vomit. < /spinal tap >


71 posted on 01/16/2013 8:00:41 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: SeminoleCounty; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

There are 8 million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.


72 posted on 01/16/2013 8:03:56 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: GeronL
this took 3 writers lol

Must be unionized staffing.

73 posted on 01/16/2013 8:06:32 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: jimbo123

It’s like the sign says, Holly, “LA VIA DEL TREN SUBTERRANEO ES PELIGROSA.”

So long, Holly.


74 posted on 01/17/2013 10:15:59 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Please, don't tell Obama what comes after a trillion.)
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