Posted on 01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST by silent_jonny
>>And as we all know “AOLO” is our new secret code word for AI<<
Spelled sideways that is LOLOA! (sort of)
If he doesn't make it, we can all say (all together) -- "he should have quit while he was a ehead!"
What we truly need here is an unwed amputee mother of three that lives and works cleaning stadium bathrooms, but has a love of fabric and design (bring anyone to mind, Retro?) LMAO!
Secretariat .... Was that her nickname
Randy and a film crew ambush her while she's singing in a bistro. He gives her an audition ticket.
Ah--but she still has to audition formally for the judges. She's okay. Not great.
Nicki:I think we've heard this before, Jessica.
Mariah:I felt for you so bad. Maybe the next year or the year after.
Keith: I love that you write, play guitar and sing. It's so close to a yes for me.
Mariah: I'm going to say no, but don't give up.
Judges are tough this year. I thought the kid with cancer was pretty good. Geezes guys. I hate Mickey moron chick. She’s a beyotch.
>>Secretariat .... Was that her nickname<<
War Ho’
The guy in the Volkswagen commercial throws like Obama too.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear, our names for them are such a HOOT!!!!!!!
Don’t forget “THE MOLE” among others....
Jonny needs to write up a list of some of your best offerigs for Snarknames.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear, our names for them are such a HOOT!!!!!!!
Don’t forget “THE MOLE” among others....
Jonny needs to write up a list of some of your best offerigs for Snarknames.
>>Keith: I love that you write, play guitar and sing. It’s so close to a yes for me.<<
“Would you like to become almost pregnant by me?”
“your”= OUR
I liked Clunt. Can’t remember why we came up with that name. Guy with big glasses. That’s all I can remember.
Instead of saying you look bueatyfull as a kiss of death, thay say there is always next year.
There is NO WAY that THE DIVA Mariah will not show her true colors before this is over.
“your”= OUR
Agree. We all have contributed some great ones over the years
OH goody this year we have a whole new category...”Foreign terrorist” contestant.....listen to her Ululate to the tune “Lie a virgin (or 72)”
LIKE a virgin
I give up...the SNARK is willing, but the typing is weak-REALLY weak
I liked Clunt. Can’t remember why we came up with that name. Guy with big glasses. That’s all I can remember.
He was very arrogant , so earned a “ Super Snark”
ANd in true snark fashion.....I have to ask....DO these idiots who were their caps with the full frontal straight brims NOT understand they look like a bunch of dorks?
Must be the DORK gang sign?
I'll call her Ziva :)
“When he sets his mind he does it.”
Cliche^2.
He “left school” is a nice way to say he dropped out.
Did Mama outside not say her son could really sing? It seems like she avoided the answer.
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>>I’ll call her Ziva :)<<
I have to sleep with HER, too?
Work work work!
Might be why he can not do math.....110%?????
Reminds me of the crazy broads on Maury Povitch that paternity test 19 guys...come back to test number 20 and say “Im a million thousand percent sure he my baby daddy!”
Li’l Randy makes it through!
WOAH WOAH WOAH...did that twerp just say he came from sitting on a train trying to get quarters from people? Damned pan-handler puke? GEEZUZ!!!!!! Entitlement crowd, thy name is “American Idol!” (this kid is a shoe in for the Obammy vote!
:)
OMG!!! What does the pink lips have on her head??? Demented clown look....clowns scare me!!
Trippin’ down Memory Lane, here’s a few I remember fondly— Monchichi, Little Orphan Trannie, Screamtasia, Post it Boy, Glambert...
We are a clever bunch, aren’t we?
Did Mama outside not say her son could really sing? It seems like she avoided the answer.
Sounded like his voice cracked twice. The guitar playing singer was
Better IMHO.....
But then again we need the downtrodden not the talent
Hi, RC!
“I’m beginning to think the “feud” between Carey and Minaj was a lot of hype.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
>>WOAH WOAH WOAH...did that twerp just say he came from sitting on a train trying to get quarters from people? Damned pan-handler puke? GEEZUZ!!!!!! Entitlement crowd, thy name is “American Idol!” (this kid is a shoe in for the Obammy vote!<<
You got the 1st SOB story about dead on — but the SPACING between them is almost exactly 30 minutes.
I do “he got a leg up” AND “he should have quit while he was a head” and I get NUTHIN?
Geeze — tough crowd tonight!
YOu know the judging has to suck large, when one looks at Mariah Carey as the “mature one” of the bunch!
I’ve seen more talent in a pile of dandruff!
LOL!
Up next...ARFO SHEEN GONE WILD!
Dude’s wearing one Minaj’s wigs.
AFRO SHEEN (damn fingers) LOL
Oh those definitely belong on the list.
I loved it when Johnny put up Post It note graphics with phrases on them.
>>YOu know the judging has to suck large, when one looks at Mariah Carey as the “mature one” of the bunch!<<
You gotta admit it was dang funny when a near-adult told her “I went to your camp when I was a kid!”
OMG OMG OMG LMAO! Did you hear that guys pants SKRUNCH/SQUEAK every time he moved? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. My. Lord.
“No, it’s not my hair”
Noooooo! You don’t say!
Oh my heavens!!! Plastic pelvic thrusts....
Wig guy is crushed. LOL!
But ugly...
>> Did you hear that guys pants SKRUNCH/SQUEAK every time he moved? <<
I thought that was my spine...
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