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Posted on 01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST by silent_jonny
OK, that did it...I am having a laughing spasm over that one...”Plastic Pelvic Thrusts—NEXT on Exercise with Maurice”
I sound like Mutly the dog...and yes, I did SNORT LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>Oh my heavens!!! Plastic pelvic thrusts....<<
My entire 1st marriage...
I figured you might be busy. Jump back in here whenever you can or want to.
Exaggerated sound effects always crack me up! Awesome!
(Laughing Too Hard To Type” ;-)
Oh my heavens!!! Plastic pelvic thrusts....
PElvis he was. At first I thought Barry let Moochelle out for the night...
I was wondering when something would stick... (also my 1st marriage)
Minaj: I nearly fainted at that thrust.
Sure ya did, Ho.
(Oops. Did I say that out loud?)
Crap. Girl looks the part but doesn’t have the voice.
OK, this chick myst have deaf parents.........or perhaps it sounds better with a Russian accent?
“I get chills from her singing”
Yeah, diptheria also does that. Neither are good.
How do you tell when you are NOT meant to be an American Idol?
When your accidental fart on stage has more musical quality than your vocal audition!!!!!!!!!!
Easter egg head. Should not be commenting on anyones hair...
Did that guy fart or was that a sound effect?
A New Jersey redneck, LOL
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! You are HOT tonight!!
>>When your accidental fart on stage has more musical quality than your vocal audition!!!!!!!!!!
At least he didn’t “fluff” the covers!
Hello to Jonny and the gang!!! So far I like the “Break it to me gently” touch. :)
Blueberry girl is good.
Miss NJ is awful...they are already discussing her album???
So STAGED that Randy asked for a second song.
Like he didn’t know Super Bass was coming.
Wow again for Blueberry girl. I don’t even know what “Superbass” is but that was impressive.
SO let me get this straight....if you babble like an idiot, dress like a whore, and wear your hair like an electrocuted troll doll...YOU TOO can make it in the music industry? (there arent enough drugs in the world, to make me buy that horsechit!)
Maynard G Krebs could do fast syncopated speaking.
So can any 10 year old.
Sorry, been yacking on the phone with twin1...I think we will have a lot of wig comments this season.
LOL—they’ve been at it for 20 minutes and Randy breaks for lunch.
“electrocuted troll doll”
and there we have the description of one of the Judges
>>SO let me get this straight....if you babble like an idiot, dress like a whore, and wear your hair like an electrocuted troll doll...YOU TOO can make it in the music industry? <<
That’s how *I* made it...
Oh and some other stuff the confidentiality agreement doesn’t let me discuss...
Now that you mention it, I don't think they've had any baby mamas yet. And we're 90 minutes into the show. That must be some sort of record, lol
Well, in that case-my darling husband IS the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!
It was those plastic pelvic thrusts that helped you make it to the top (so to speak)
>>Now that you mention it, I don’t think they’ve had any baby mamas yet. And we’re 90 minutes into the show. That must be some sort of record, lol<<
Good point. And only 2 sob stories.
>>It was those plastic pelvic thrusts that helped you make it to the top (so to speak)<<
The squeaking is the secret...
I think Chang is the guy I talk to whenever I call customer service.
Next up...Anorexic Oriental Fairy
And he is singing “FAN TAN OB DA OPLA”
Chang—That was like a sound effect from a Tarzan movie.
There are DOGS WITH BLEEDING EARS!!!!!!!!!! CALL PETA!!!!!!!
Simon was mean but never taunted the contestants.
That was just mean.
I disliked Endora going into this.
I now despise her.
Next up...Anorexic Oriental Fairy
One Hung Low didn’t have the chops to sing phantom......
Help me out with this.....just exactly how does a black chick from the hood put on an ugly arse wig and suddenly become able to speek with a British accent???? Hell, even Paula didnt take enough drugs to do that!
>>And he is singing FAN TAN OB DA OPLA<<
I FINALLY get a translation for “Gangnam Style”
I love this gal with the hearing loss. She’s great!
what's to come?
The Mr. just came bounding up the stairs to announce “I just don’t think I can take that Nicki Minaj for an entire season. What IS she??”
Just then she broke into her British accent, and he looked at me in horror, “You realize she is like the main character now, don’t you? DON’T YOU??”
I think it’s starting to sink in...,
I think there have been more commercials than contestants tonight....
Yeah,....and given some of the auditions...hearing loss may benefit those of us in the audience!
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