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American Idol 2013--Live Thread
americanidol.com ^ | January 16, 2013

Posted on 01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST by silent_jonny



TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: americanidol; flayvuh; humor; idol; leopardspotho; lowinformationho; makehershutup; needmorerandyjackson; papadontpeach; randywasinjourney; secrestation; skankcake; splodeyho; tweakerho; warho; whiteguywillwinagain; yammeringyammering
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To: Jrabbit

OK, that did it...I am having a laughing spasm over that one...”Plastic Pelvic Thrusts—NEXT on Exercise with Maurice”
I sound like Mutly the dog...and yes, I did SNORT LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!


201 posted on 01/16/2013 6:20:55 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: Jrabbit

>>Oh my heavens!!! Plastic pelvic thrusts....<<

My entire 1st marriage...


202 posted on 01/16/2013 6:21:24 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: retrokitten
Hi! :)

I figured you might be busy. Jump back in here whenever you can or want to.

203 posted on 01/16/2013 6:21:43 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: MagUSNRET

Exaggerated sound effects always crack me up! Awesome!


204 posted on 01/16/2013 6:21:52 PM PST by Manic_Episode (Some days...it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps....)
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To: freedumb2003

LTHTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Laughing Too Hard To Type” ;-)


205 posted on 01/16/2013 6:22:29 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: Jrabbit

Oh my heavens!!! Plastic pelvic thrusts....


PElvis he was. At first I thought Barry let Moochelle out for the night...


206 posted on 01/16/2013 6:23:17 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: MagUSNRET

I was wondering when something would stick... (also my 1st marriage)


207 posted on 01/16/2013 6:23:28 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: silent_jonny
It's hysterical to watch them making fun of his wig as that woman is wearing some outrageous thing on her head.
I guess that is what she is suppose to be known for


208 posted on 01/16/2013 6:23:37 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: Jrabbit

Minaj: I nearly fainted at that thrust.

Sure ya did, Ho.

(Oops. Did I say that out loud?)


209 posted on 01/16/2013 6:24:00 PM PST by Shelayne (I miss Pauler and Simon...)
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To: MagUSNRET

Crap. Girl looks the part but doesn’t have the voice.


210 posted on 01/16/2013 6:25:02 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: RummyChick

OK, this chick myst have deaf parents.........or perhaps it sounds better with a Russian accent?


211 posted on 01/16/2013 6:25:18 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: RummyChick
30 years too late:


212 posted on 01/16/2013 6:25:30 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: Shelayne

“I get chills from her singing”

Yeah, diptheria also does that. Neither are good.


213 posted on 01/16/2013 6:27:24 PM PST by Shelayne (I miss Pauler and Simon...)
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To: RummyChick
Lets try that again...


214 posted on 01/16/2013 6:27:24 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: freedumb2003

How do you tell when you are NOT meant to be an American Idol?

When your accidental fart on stage has more musical quality than your vocal audition!!!!!!!!!!


215 posted on 01/16/2013 6:27:36 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: RummyChick

Easter egg head. Should not be commenting on anyones hair...


216 posted on 01/16/2013 6:27:48 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: freedumb2003

Did that guy fart or was that a sound effect?


217 posted on 01/16/2013 6:27:54 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: Shelayne

A New Jersey redneck, LOL


218 posted on 01/16/2013 6:28:16 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: Shelayne

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! You are HOT tonight!!


219 posted on 01/16/2013 6:28:19 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

>>When your accidental fart on stage has more musical quality than your vocal audition!!!!!!!!!!
<<

At least he didn’t “fluff” the covers!


220 posted on 01/16/2013 6:29:02 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: silent_jonny; All

Hello to Jonny and the gang!!! So far I like the “Break it to me gently” touch. :)


221 posted on 01/16/2013 6:29:02 PM PST by Miss Didi ("After all...tomorrow is another day." Scarlett O'Hara, Gone with the Wind)
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To: twin2

Blueberry girl is good.


222 posted on 01/16/2013 6:29:26 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: Miss Didi

Miss NJ is awful...they are already discussing her album???


223 posted on 01/16/2013 6:30:48 PM PST by Miss Didi ("After all...tomorrow is another day." Scarlett O'Hara, Gone with the Wind)
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To: silent_jonny

So STAGED that Randy asked for a second song.

Like he didn’t know Super Bass was coming.


224 posted on 01/16/2013 6:30:59 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: twin2

Wow again for Blueberry girl. I don’t even know what “Superbass” is but that was impressive.


225 posted on 01/16/2013 6:31:30 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: RummyChick

SO let me get this straight....if you babble like an idiot, dress like a whore, and wear your hair like an electrocuted troll doll...YOU TOO can make it in the music industry? (there arent enough drugs in the world, to make me buy that horsechit!)


226 posted on 01/16/2013 6:32:33 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: RummyChick

Maynard G Krebs could do fast syncopated speaking.

So can any 10 year old.


227 posted on 01/16/2013 6:32:33 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: silent_jonny

Sorry, been yacking on the phone with twin1...I think we will have a lot of wig comments this season.


228 posted on 01/16/2013 6:32:49 PM PST by twin2
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To: MagUSNRET

LOL—they’ve been at it for 20 minutes and Randy breaks for lunch.


229 posted on 01/16/2013 6:33:02 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: MagUSNRET

“electrocuted troll doll”

LOLOL

and there we have the description of one of the Judges


230 posted on 01/16/2013 6:33:53 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: MagUSNRET

>>SO let me get this straight....if you babble like an idiot, dress like a whore, and wear your hair like an electrocuted troll doll...YOU TOO can make it in the music industry? <<

That’s how *I* made it...

Oh and some other stuff the confidentiality agreement doesn’t let me discuss...


231 posted on 01/16/2013 6:33:53 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: MagUSNRET
OK, what is the over/under on how many minutes wer are into the show, before the first unwed mother or equally pathetic sob story?

Now that you mention it, I don't think they've had any baby mamas yet. And we're 90 minutes into the show. That must be some sort of record, lol

232 posted on 01/16/2013 6:34:56 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: MagUSNRET

Well, in that case-my darling husband IS the NEXT AMERICAN IDOL!!

*pfffffffffffffft*


233 posted on 01/16/2013 6:35:29 PM PST by Shelayne (I miss Pauler and Simon...)
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To: freedumb2003

It was those plastic pelvic thrusts that helped you make it to the top (so to speak)


234 posted on 01/16/2013 6:36:27 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: silent_jonny

>>Now that you mention it, I don’t think they’ve had any baby mamas yet. And we’re 90 minutes into the show. That must be some sort of record, lol<<

Good point. And only 2 sob stories.


235 posted on 01/16/2013 6:36:45 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: MagUSNRET

>>It was those plastic pelvic thrusts that helped you make it to the top (so to speak)<<

The squeaking is the secret...


236 posted on 01/16/2013 6:37:51 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: peggybac

I think Chang is the guy I talk to whenever I call customer service.


237 posted on 01/16/2013 6:38:09 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: Shelayne

Next up...Anorexic Oriental Fairy


238 posted on 01/16/2013 6:38:14 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

And he is singing “FAN TAN OB DA OPLA”


239 posted on 01/16/2013 6:38:48 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: Lil'freeper

Chang—That was like a sound effect from a Tarzan movie.


240 posted on 01/16/2013 6:39:35 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: MagUSNRET

There are DOGS WITH BLEEDING EARS!!!!!!!!!! CALL PETA!!!!!!!


241 posted on 01/16/2013 6:39:35 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

Simon was mean but never taunted the contestants.

That was just mean.

I disliked Endora going into this.

I now despise her.


242 posted on 01/16/2013 6:39:56 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: MagUSNRET

Next up...Anorexic Oriental Fairy


One Hung Low didn’t have the chops to sing phantom......


243 posted on 01/16/2013 6:40:20 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: silent_jonny

Help me out with this.....just exactly how does a black chick from the hood put on an ugly arse wig and suddenly become able to speek with a British accent???? Hell, even Paula didnt take enough drugs to do that!


244 posted on 01/16/2013 6:40:40 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

>>And he is singing “FAN TAN OB DA OPLA”<<

I FINALLY get a translation for “Gangnam Style”


245 posted on 01/16/2013 6:41:33 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: MagUSNRET

I love this gal with the hearing loss. She’s great!


246 posted on 01/16/2013 6:41:41 PM PST by peggybac (Hope and Change has become Divide and Conquer)
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To: silent_jonny
It seems that this year's theme is "physical disability".

....legless....check

....deaf....check

what's to come?

STD's??

247 posted on 01/16/2013 6:42:22 PM PST by twin2
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To: MagUSNRET

The Mr. just came bounding up the stairs to announce “I just don’t think I can take that Nicki Minaj for an entire season. What IS she??”

Just then she broke into her British accent, and he looked at me in horror, “You realize she is like the main character now, don’t you? DON’T YOU??”

I think it’s starting to sink in...,

ROFL


248 posted on 01/16/2013 6:43:56 PM PST by Shelayne (I miss Pauler and Simon...)
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To: twin2

I think there have been more commercials than contestants tonight....


249 posted on 01/16/2013 6:43:56 PM PST by slugbug (Owebama-you can keep the change.)
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To: peggybac

Yeah,....and given some of the auditions...hearing loss may benefit those of us in the audience!


250 posted on 01/16/2013 6:44:02 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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