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American Idol 2013--Live Thread
americanidol.com ^ | January 16, 2013

Posted on 01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST by silent_jonny



TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: americanidol; flayvuh; humor; idol; leopardspotho; lowinformationho; makehershutup; needmorerandyjackson; papadontpeach; randywasinjourney; secrestation; skankcake; splodeyho; tweakerho; warho; whiteguywillwinagain; yammeringyammering
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To: silent_jonny

I’m here on TIME! Woot Woot!

I just finished my plate of caramel and a few apple slices—LOL and a few buttery pancakes. I was going to eat and snark, but caramel and laptops=disaster. HAHA!

Good to “see” everyone! *MWAH*


51 posted on 01/16/2013 5:16:54 PM PST by Shelayne (Even so, come quickly, Lord Jesus!)
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To: silent_jonny

OMG, that picture is PERFECT for this beginning to Idol.

I am already needing the Panda.


52 posted on 01/16/2013 5:17:06 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: silent_jonny

I’ve seen more talent in a pile of dandruff!

HOWDY!!!!!!!!! Let the SNARK fest begin!! (for as long as I can stomach Minaj, and the endless stream of shirtless gay dancers in assless chaps!)


53 posted on 01/16/2013 5:17:11 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: silent_jonny; fatima

>>Hi, Fatima! Always look forward to your free hugs :)<<

FREE??? Are they FREE?

(checks wallet) I was so worried I would run out of $5’s...


54 posted on 01/16/2013 5:18:01 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: Wolfstar; doug from upland; All
Auditions begin in New York City.

Somebody alert Bloomberg. The judges' Coke cups appear to be over 16 oz.

First guy stomp-claps into the room, trying to sing Queen's We Will Rock You.

He's quickly dismissed.

Mariah and Minaj are already getting catty.

55 posted on 01/16/2013 5:18:34 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: freedumb2003

I thought the opening was a great reminder that “we are the original and we still got it”!


56 posted on 01/16/2013 5:18:41 PM PST by twin2
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To: napscoordinator

Good to see you!


57 posted on 01/16/2013 5:19:36 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: MagUSNRET

>>I’ve seen more talent in a pile of dandruff!<<

After all I spent to send my dandruff through Julliard, I would hope so! *huff**

:) ;)


58 posted on 01/16/2013 5:19:48 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: MagUSNRET

How did you like the last exchange just now between the two drama queens?

Cee Lo Greene said he thought the whole thing was staged because nothing is real in Hollywood!


59 posted on 01/16/2013 5:19:48 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: TheConservativeParty
Can’t be worse than seeing The Bronco Bama Show that’s been on for 4 years....

True.

60 posted on 01/16/2013 5:20:37 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: twin2

>>I thought the opening was a great reminder that “we are the original and we still got it”!<<

That worked for Shatner, right?


61 posted on 01/16/2013 5:20:41 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: Tunehead54

Thank you! Glad you’re back.


62 posted on 01/16/2013 5:21:31 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: silent_jonny; All

Hey guys! I’m probably going to be doing a lot more lurking then posting this season. But I wanted to pop in and say hi!


63 posted on 01/16/2013 5:21:41 PM PST by retrokitten
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To: RummyChick

>>Cee Lo Greene said he thought the whole thing was staged because nothing is real in Hollywood!<<

He must be limiting his sample to female breasts and male “packages!”


64 posted on 01/16/2013 5:22:15 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: RummyChick

In all honesty, I think this program is as fake as Obammys resume, and so are the judges and their assorted breasts.
Im just here for the occasional snark and frequent belly laughs


65 posted on 01/16/2013 5:22:15 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: retrokitten

What do you suppose the PSI is, in Minaj’s lips?


66 posted on 01/16/2013 5:23:03 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: silent_jonny

Present or accounted for


67 posted on 01/16/2013 5:23:20 PM PST by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: HalfFull
Definitely need the annual AI thread diversion for a couple of months

That's the way I feel too. Watching the news sure isn't going to change anything.

Or voting in an election :-\

68 posted on 01/16/2013 5:23:59 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: retrokitten

lurk, post, plurk — just good to see you are here with us!

My hotel room runneth over with friends! (the beer clinking types) :)


69 posted on 01/16/2013 5:23:59 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: silent_jonny
And, as is fashionable these days, she responds to any form of criticism with either violence (Mariah Carey claimed she threatened to shoot her (source))

Oooh, this could be watchable after all. *snicker* I'm just here for the snark--oh, and maybe that Aussie accent. *swoooon*

70 posted on 01/16/2013 5:24:31 PM PST by Shelayne (Even so, come quickly, Lord Jesus!)
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To: retrokitten
RK!!!!

you are excused if you are doing something real....like studying....creating art....or, well, eating is acceptable too:)

Hope to see your snarkiness around

71 posted on 01/16/2013 5:24:49 PM PST by twin2
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To: MagUSNRET

>>What do you suppose the PSI is, in Minaj’s lips?<<

We need to hear her do the opening to “Dance to the Music” to get the reading...


72 posted on 01/16/2013 5:25:09 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: freedumb2003

hahaha - I see it.


73 posted on 01/16/2013 5:25:31 PM PST by peggybac (Hope and Change has become Divide and Conquer)
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To: Jrabbit
HOWDY J!!

Thanks for remembering me!

Always.

74 posted on 01/16/2013 5:25:46 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: silent_jonny

OK, what is the over/under on how many minutes wer are into the show, before the first unwed mother or equally pathetic sob story?
Im gonna guess 32 minutes.


75 posted on 01/16/2013 5:26:23 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: freedumb2003

I just saw her on Frasier — as the HS Shakespearean actor!


76 posted on 01/16/2013 5:26:55 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: silent_jonny

Oh a singer! I though it was American bickering. Shame she sounded like metal scratching glass.


77 posted on 01/16/2013 5:26:56 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: retrokitten

Not fair, Retro. You best be here front and center with us and bring your gifs.


78 posted on 01/16/2013 5:27:04 PM PST by peggybac (Hope and Change has become Divide and Conquer)
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To: freedumb2003

Here you go (((((Hugs)))))


79 posted on 01/16/2013 5:27:23 PM PST by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: freedumb2003

For those that aren’t aware..there is a new book about that might have some truth or just be satire - about Idol and procedures

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/idol-worship/american-idols-scenes-drama-satired-403976


80 posted on 01/16/2013 5:27:30 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: Shelayne

Oh yeah-I’m on the thread for the snark but I’m watching the show to see Keith Urban! Love him!


81 posted on 01/16/2013 5:27:31 PM PST by slugbug (Owebama-you can keep the change.)
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To: Lil'freeper
Yo, dawg!

Does anyone really miss the old judges? I don't.

82 posted on 01/16/2013 5:27:48 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: Manic_Episode

Hello!


83 posted on 01/16/2013 5:28:47 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: fatima

Jonny’s right — they is the best! :)

((HIG))


84 posted on 01/16/2013 5:29:06 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: silent_jonny

I still miss Pauler....she was truly Snark worthy EVERY WEEK! :-)


85 posted on 01/16/2013 5:29:14 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: Lil'freeper

Is this kid the new North Korean dictator?


86 posted on 01/16/2013 5:29:29 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: silent_jonny

Just dayum, _jonny! You rock!!!!!!!

Voting present for the time being. :)


87 posted on 01/16/2013 5:29:52 PM PST by maggief
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To: silent_jonny

I miss the Pauler+Simon weirdness.


88 posted on 01/16/2013 5:29:52 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: MagUSNRET

OK, what is the over/under on how many minutes wer are into the show, before the first unwed mother or equally pathetic sob story?
Im gonna guess 32 minutes.


Second half hour. First is to warm us up with a few oddballs and some first cut fodder


89 posted on 01/16/2013 5:30:08 PM PST by patriotspride
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To: silent_jonny

Korean Four-Eyed Justin Beiber......LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


90 posted on 01/16/2013 5:30:34 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: silent_jonny; Lil'freeper

She bangs, she bangs


91 posted on 01/16/2013 5:30:34 PM PST by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: patriotspride
Hi, Patriot!

My initial contribution : Nicki Minaj. - proof that aliens are here.....

LOL!

92 posted on 01/16/2013 5:30:44 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: silent_jonny

Hung was loveably bad.

Sum yung moon here OTOH...


93 posted on 01/16/2013 5:31:01 PM PST by freedumb2003 (MOLON LABE)
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To: Lil'freeper

Oh no, Randy (Jackson was in Journey) is the bad cop!


94 posted on 01/16/2013 5:31:39 PM PST by Lil'freeper
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To: All
James: If you're ever in North Korea, we can hook up.
95 posted on 01/16/2013 5:31:48 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: MagUSNRET

Singing in my room alone...

This is not starting out well. I am almost afraid to hear this—

OH! I was right!


96 posted on 01/16/2013 5:32:05 PM PST by Shelayne (Even so, come quickly, Lord Jesus!)
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To: MagUSNRET

you might find this interesting
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2250002/Elimination-Night-book-Is-new-novel-exposing-dark-reality-American-Idol.html

“N’ on a ticket means an absolute ‘yes, they’ll go onto Hollywood’; ‘X’ is a maybe; and a Y’ is definite no but ‘the kid looks like a crier or a psycho, so roll the cameras.’

The book continues: ‘If someone has a good gimmick - y’know, dying kid, mom in prison, amusing facial tic - put a star in the top-right corner.’

A star in the right-hand corner equals more air time, because, the book says, tear-jerking stories are valued higher than talent.

To increase on-screen drama, and to make it look as natural as possible, producers manipulate contestants before they perform with the strategy: ‘Tell the singer the very opposite of the truth.’


97 posted on 01/16/2013 5:32:10 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: jocon307

Hi, Jocon!


98 posted on 01/16/2013 5:32:53 PM PST by silent_jonny ("We love Him because He first loved us." -- 1 John 4:19)
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To: silent_jonny

Nikki Minaj make up artist appears to be Tammy Faye Bakker, on Acid
(Whomever told the broad she looked good.........LIED!)


99 posted on 01/16/2013 5:32:53 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: freedumb2003

Sum yung moon here OTOH...


I’ll have that with some flied lice.....


100 posted on 01/16/2013 5:33:10 PM PST by patriotspride
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