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Two strippers, one pregnant, brawl over a dollar
AP via Houston Comical ^ | January 21, 2013

Posted on 01/21/2013 9:31:36 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

JUNEAU, Wis. (AP) — Two dancers at an exotic club in Juneau have been cited after they allegedly brawled over a dollar bill.

A Post-Crescent of Appleton report says one of the women is pregnant.

Dodge County deputies say they were called to Silk Exotic last week to break up a fight. They say it started when a customer tried to give a dollar to one of the dancers but the other dancer took it.

(Excerpt) Read more at chron.com ...


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: exoticdancers; napl; neagrant; performanceart; sexworkers; strippermommy
When's the next show?

[Thanks to Gefn for the link!]

1 posted on 01/21/2013 9:31:43 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

Times are hard.


2 posted on 01/21/2013 9:32:59 PM PST by doc1019
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To: Slings and Arrows

Just wait til they find out that dollar goes to their Union(I assume Strippers have Unions, gotta pay their dues)


3 posted on 01/21/2013 9:34:08 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Ah, the artistic temperament.


4 posted on 01/21/2013 9:34:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Ah, the artistic temperament.


5 posted on 01/21/2013 9:35:30 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

I heard the one gal snatched it away to add to her booty.


6 posted on 01/21/2013 9:36:40 PM PST by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Well, they are service (-ing?) employees.


7 posted on 01/21/2013 9:40:59 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Cool....Sex AND violence.


8 posted on 01/21/2013 9:43:06 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Slings and Arrows

Some threads are useless without photos.


9 posted on 01/21/2013 9:46:13 PM PST by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (IMPEACH OBAMA)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Picture here


10 posted on 01/21/2013 9:52:08 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America; Revolting cat!

See post #10.


11 posted on 01/21/2013 9:53:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

12 posted on 01/21/2013 9:58:09 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Another day another dollar.


13 posted on 01/21/2013 10:18:42 PM PST by Wiggins
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ve seen strippers in my life with an early bump and swollen boobies and thick hair and just that rosy ripeness young girls get when coming on expecting

I loved that time in my own wives...it was such a cool thing....all rearview mirror perspective now though dammit

hard to be dancing naked for money though...sad


14 posted on 01/21/2013 10:23:41 PM PST by wardaddy (wanna know how my kin felt during Reconstruction in Mississippi, you fixin to find out firsthand)
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To: Wiggins

Another day another dollar another baby


15 posted on 01/21/2013 10:33:52 PM PST by CottShop (Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Poor girls were just trying to get ahead in life.


16 posted on 01/21/2013 11:08:55 PM PST by Michael.SF. (Obama lied, Stevens died.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

“Just wait til they find out that dollar goes to their Union(I assume Strippers have Unions, gotta pay their dues)”

Consider it a “pole” tax


17 posted on 01/21/2013 11:10:59 PM PST by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: Stormdog

Where is the picture of the woman who isn’t pregnant?

Fighting a battle over a buch shows they’re scratching for crums. Times, I repeat TIMEs, must be hard.


18 posted on 01/22/2013 12:30:38 AM PST by Terry Mross
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To: Stormdog

Where is the picture of the woman who isn’t pregnant?

Fighting a battle over a buch shows they’re scratching for crums. Times, I repeat TIMEs, must be hard.


19 posted on 01/22/2013 12:30:56 AM PST by Terry Mross
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To: Slings and Arrows

Is this a case of tit for tat?


20 posted on 01/22/2013 12:52:55 AM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Remember what that zany old Commie Dorothy Parker once said, “you can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”


21 posted on 01/22/2013 12:58:48 AM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: Daffynition

I’m sure there were plenty of both, but I don’t know what the exchange rate is.


22 posted on 01/22/2013 1:22:15 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Revolting cat!

No anchovies?


23 posted on 01/22/2013 1:23:54 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Which of the two is earning her doctorate in nuclear physics?


24 posted on 01/22/2013 1:34:30 AM PST by Lockbar (Quality Factory Loaded Ammunition ------- The New Gold)
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To: Daffynition

Clubbing with baby seals vs tit for tat !


25 posted on 01/22/2013 2:22:09 AM PST by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Terry Mross
Fighting a battle over a buch shows they’re scratching for crums

Sir, it's not the money! It's the principle! Still, 'tis sport to throw the money on the stage and what 'em fight over it. (Seriously, though, how would you like to think that your mother pole was dancing when she was pregnant with you?)

26 posted on 01/22/2013 2:40:41 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Please, don't tell Obama what comes after a trillion.)
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To: Terry Mross
Fighting a battle over a buch shows they’re scratching for crums

Sir, it's not the money! It's the principle! Still, 'tis sport to throw the money on the stage and what 'em fight over it. (Seriously, though, how would you like to think that your mother pole was dancing when she was pregnant with you?)

27 posted on 01/22/2013 2:40:41 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Please, don't tell Obama what comes after a trillion.)
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To: Daffynition
"Is this a case of tit for tat?"

The buck stops here.

28 posted on 01/22/2013 3:55:22 AM PST by Average Al
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To: Slings and Arrows

What shoddy journalism!!

Was the tip given to the pregnant stripper?


29 posted on 01/22/2013 4:36:56 AM PST by Morris70
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To: Slings and Arrows

Classy ladies working at a gentlemen’s club.


30 posted on 01/22/2013 4:43:02 AM PST by BinaryBoy (GOP: New leadership NOW!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I have always wondered why “a woman’s right to choose what she does with her body” means murdering babies but not dancing naked or having sex for money.


31 posted on 01/22/2013 4:50:10 AM PST by golux (man)
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To: wardaddy

All of those are evolutionary adaptations whose purpose is to keep the mate attracted to the impregnated female while the baby develops inside her. There was a fascinating documentary on just this on a channel I don’t recall any more (program was The Human Body).


32 posted on 01/22/2013 4:51:14 AM PST by James C. Bennett (An Australian.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sounds like some hos.


33 posted on 01/22/2013 5:22:03 AM PST by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

1. Get them an NEA grant
2. Have them do this to represent the battle with Obama over the congressional budget
3. Put it on Pay Per View
4. PROFIT $$$


34 posted on 01/22/2013 6:00:37 AM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Seriously, though, how would you like to think that your mother pole was dancing when she was pregnant with you?

I'm sure it will be a badge of honor for him. By 10 years old, momma will have him all tatted and pierced.

35 posted on 01/22/2013 7:42:14 AM PST by Veggie Todd (That's some bad hat, Harry.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, since this article is about a catfight, should it also be cross-posted to the kitty ping list?


36 posted on 01/22/2013 7:51:47 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America

I don’t know about you, but I don’t particularly want to see pics of a pregnant stripper!


37 posted on 01/22/2013 7:52:58 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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It's at times like these that paying for strippers via EBT is just so much more ... genteel.

38 posted on 01/22/2013 7:54:35 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Squantos; Average Al; saleman
Heh. It's just as I suspected all along....it's all about the Hokey Pokey, isn't it?


39 posted on 01/22/2013 8:15:03 AM PST by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Daffynition

look how thin they all were...that lasted till maybe the 80s

now any high school will be at least 20% morbidly obsese

and girls with waist muffins galore


40 posted on 01/22/2013 8:34:52 AM PST by wardaddy (wanna know how my kin felt during Reconstruction in Mississippi, you fixin to find out firsthand)
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To: Daffynition

look how thin they all were...that lasted till maybe the 80s

now any high school will be at least 20% morbidly obsese

and girls with waist muffins galore


41 posted on 01/22/2013 8:36:38 AM PST by wardaddy (wanna know how my kin felt during Reconstruction in Mississippi, you fixin to find out firsthand)
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To: Daffynition

It’s a tough job being a stripper in a town of 2,800 people in nowhere USA! ;-)


42 posted on 01/22/2013 8:56:25 AM PST by Average Al
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To: IbJensen

43 posted on 01/22/2013 10:05:25 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Not until they’re spayed.


44 posted on 01/22/2013 10:09:36 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

We don’t love dem hoes!


45 posted on 01/22/2013 12:22:49 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

Go to 3:39


46 posted on 01/22/2013 1:18:18 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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