Two strippers, one pregnant, brawl over a dollar

AP via Houston Comical ^ | January 21, 2013

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JUNEAU, Wis. (AP) — Two dancers at an exotic club in Juneau have been cited after they allegedly brawled over a dollar bill.

A Post-Crescent of Appleton report says one of the women is pregnant.

Dodge County deputies say they were called to Silk Exotic last week to break up a fight. They say it started when a customer tried to give a dollar to one of the dancers but the other dancer took it.

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When's the next show?

[Thanks to Gefn for the link!]

[doc1019]

Times are hard.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Just wait til they find out that dollar goes to their Union(I assume Strippers have Unions, gotta pay their dues)

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Ah, the artistic temperament.

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Ah, the artistic temperament.

[21twelve]

I heard the one gal snatched it away to add to her booty.

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Well, they are service (-ing?) employees.

[dfwgator]

Cool....Sex AND violence.

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

Some threads are useless without photos.

[Revolting cat!]

Picture here

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See post #10.

[Revolting cat!]

[Wiggins]

Another day another dollar.

[wardaddy]

I’ve seen strippers in my life with an early bump and swollen boobies and thick hair and just that rosy ripeness young girls get when coming on expecting

I loved that time in my own wives...it was such a cool thing....all rearview mirror perspective now though dammit

hard to be dancing naked for money though...sad

[CottShop]

Another day another dollar another baby

[Michael.SF.]

Poor girls were just trying to get ahead in life.

[Stormdog]

“Just wait til they find out that dollar goes to their Union(I assume Strippers have Unions, gotta pay their dues)”

Consider it a “pole” tax

[Terry Mross]

Where is the picture of the woman who isn’t pregnant?

Fighting a battle over a buch shows they’re scratching for crums. Times, I repeat TIMEs, must be hard.

[Terry Mross]

Where is the picture of the woman who isn’t pregnant?

Fighting a battle over a buch shows they’re scratching for crums. Times, I repeat TIMEs, must be hard.

[Daffynition]

Is this a case of tit for tat?

[higgmeister]

Remember what that zany old Commie Dorothy Parker once said, “you can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m sure there were plenty of both, but I don’t know what the exchange rate is.

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No anchovies?

[Lockbar]

Which of the two is earning her doctorate in nuclear physics?

[Squantos]

Clubbing with baby seals vs tit for tat !

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Fighting a battle over a buch shows they’re scratching for crums

Sir, it's not the money! It's the principle! Still, 'tis sport to throw the money on the stage and what 'em fight over it. (Seriously, though, how would you like to think that your mother pole was dancing when she was pregnant with you?)

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Fighting a battle over a buch shows they’re scratching for crums

Sir, it's not the money! It's the principle! Still, 'tis sport to throw the money on the stage and what 'em fight over it. (Seriously, though, how would you like to think that your mother pole was dancing when she was pregnant with you?)

[Average Al]

"Is this a case of tit for tat?"

The buck stops here.

[Morris70]

What shoddy journalism!!

Was the tip given to the pregnant stripper?

[BinaryBoy]

Classy ladies working at a gentlemen’s club.

[golux]

I have always wondered why “a woman’s right to choose what she does with her body” means murdering babies but not dancing naked or having sex for money.

[James C. Bennett]

All of those are evolutionary adaptations whose purpose is to keep the mate attracted to the impregnated female while the baby develops inside her. There was a fascinating documentary on just this on a channel I don’t recall any more (program was The Human Body).

[IbJensen]

Sounds like some hos.

[a fool in paradise]

1. Get them an NEA grant
2. Have them do this to represent the battle with Obama over the congressional budget
3. Put it on Pay Per View
4. PROFIT $$$

[Veggie Todd]

Seriously, though, how would you like to think that your mother pole was dancing when she was pregnant with you?

I'm sure it will be a badge of honor for him. By 10 years old, momma will have him all tatted and pierced.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Well, since this article is about a catfight, should it also be cross-posted to the kitty ping list?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I don’t know about you, but I don’t particularly want to see pics of a pregnant stripper!

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It's at times like these that paying for strippers via EBT is just so much more ... genteel.

[Daffynition]

Heh. It's just as I suspected all along....it's all about the Hokey Pokey, isn't it?

[wardaddy]

look how thin they all were...that lasted till maybe the 80s

now any high school will be at least 20% morbidly obsese

and girls with waist muffins galore

[wardaddy]

look how thin they all were...that lasted till maybe the 80s

now any high school will be at least 20% morbidly obsese

and girls with waist muffins galore

[Average Al]

It’s a tough job being a stripper in a town of 2,800 people in nowhere USA! ;-)

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Not until they’re spayed.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

We don’t love dem hoes!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

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