The next time one of you United Church of the Alligator God people has the idea pop into one of your heads to open your mouths, please pause for a moment and don't.
No, really. What you guys worship is demonstrably NOT an Alligator God and is more akin to a Monkey Demon. Monkey Demons are NOT a form of Alligator God, even if they do accept human heads as sacrifices.
United Church of the Alligator God? How dare you suggest I’m a member of the United Church of the Alligator God?! You must be one of those sick Caimanists!