Fight over soda at East Dallas apartment sends pillow, glass jar, chicken flying (and tire iron)

dallas morning news ^ | 1/23 | thayer

[RummyChick]

A Dallas man was arrested early Wednesday after he and a woman came to blows over a soda, police said.

By the end of the argument, a glass jar, a tire iron, a pillow and a box of chicken were all used as weapons, according to a police report.

Diamond Lydia, 18, is being held on a charge of aggravated assault in the fight at an apartment in the 7200 block of Ferguson Road, police said.

Soon after the argument over the Big Peach soda began, the 24-year-old victim went to her room. Lydia followed and threw a box of chicken at her, the report says.

[RummyChick]

for your laugh of the day.go read the whole story

[Responsibility2nd]

Big Peach Soda? A box of chicken?

What? No Skittles and Arizona Ice Tea?

[Darksheare]

Humble?
Did you coffee up some people and send them into town?
For “science”?

[latina4dubya]

okay—this is the just the type of article i would have taken to share on Current Events day in school... perfect to garner laughs...

[RummyChick]

Motive? Soda. Weapon? A 3-piece box of chicken
http://dallasmorningviewsblog.dallasnews.com/2013/01/motive-soda-weapon-a-3-piece-box-of-chicken.html/

[Mrs. Frogjerk]

Diamond Lydia is a guys name!!! He started with a box of chicken and than proceeds to instigate a pillow fight. A pillow fight that ended in punches and a tire iron. Talk about a crazy sleep over!

[ExTxMarine]

By the end of the argument, a glass jar, a tire iron, a pillow and a box of chicken were all used as weapons, according to a police report.

By the end of the argument, an ASSAULT glass jar, an ASSAULT tire iron, an ASSAULT pillow and an ASSAULT box of chicken were all used as weapons, according to a police report.

Oh the manatee - we need more jar, tire iron, pillow and chicken control! This is getting out of hand and more people may be injured by these ASSAULT style weapons! I mean, if ONE LIFE can be saved, it will all be worth it!

[Squawk 8888]

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[fattigermaster]

LOL...no more than seven “throw” pillows to a household, clearly designed for assault...

After all, no one needs ten pillows to hunt a deer!

[blueunicorn6]

Must have been extra crispy.

[Darksheare]

Food and Miscellaneous Fight ping of the Undead.
Beware the deadly full auto assault chicken.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

LOL this comment from the site
“
Why would ANYONE need a 30 piece bucket? You can’t hunt a deeaaahh with a 30 piece bucket”

[Texan5]

Shouldn’t that be to hunt a “dear”?

[RummyChick]

Did you notice he was arrested early Wednesday morning??

They were eating Chicken and Peach Soda for Breakfast. I guess before they went to work.

Well,probably not.

[Pollster1]

Never bring a pillow to a tire iron fight.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Maybe they were cooking some waffles to go with it.

[deoetdoctrinae]

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[GeronL]

weird

[fattigermaster]

"DOE!!"