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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 03/01/2013 4:41:18 AM PST by Lucky9teen

The True Story of Sequestration In Handy GIF Form

We've heard a lot lately about sequestration.

But how did our lawmakers get us to this point?

Let's take a look.

It all started back in 2010 when the Tea Party swept into the House of Representatives. They argued that the stimulus measures –  taken by the Obama administration to lessen the depth of the recession – created too much debt. To reduce this debt they were going to slash government spending...

Now, every so often Congress authorizes how much money the government can borrow. This is called the debt ceiling. Tea partiers rightly claimed that the debt ceiling was too damn high.


"The Debt Ceiling is Too Damn High!"

So they tried to use the debt ceiling as leverage to shrink government services and cut programs like Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

After the left took the U.S. economy to the brink of default, the right wing agreed to raise the debt ceiling, but only if they were guaranteed some sort of massive spending cuts.


The Right Wing

And thus the sequester was born.

The sequester was supposed to be so painful that Congress would have to come up with a plan. It was acclaimed by both Democrats and Republicans as a victory of bipartisanship.

So Congress formed a "Super Committee" to pass a “Grand Bargain” that would reduce the deficit by the same amount as the sequester, but with a more balanced mix of cuts and increased revenue.


The super committee

But the Tea Party went like this:

Because the Tea Party held the line, and the Democrats refused to back down from their big government agenda, the Super Committee was not able to agree on a plan. The Tea Party refused to even consider raising any taxes or take from the rich to give to the poor. They believed the best thing to solve the debt problem, was to cut, cut, cut. So the can was kicked down the road until after the election.


It looked like this, but in slow motion.

Time passed. Obama got re-elected and most of America was like this:

The people who voted for the other guy were like this:

Immediately following the election there were two deadlines. The Bush tax cuts were going to expire, raising taxes on most Americans in the middle of a weak economy. At the same time, sequestration was going to kick in, slashing spending indiscriminately. This combination of tax hikes on the middle class and devastating spending cuts was known as the FISCAL CLIFF.


At least the scenery is nice.

Instead of jumping off the fiscal cliff, President Obama and Speaker of the House John Boehner decided it was time for a grand bargain. They would compromise by raising revenue and cutting spending at the same time. Thanks to caving from Progressive Republicans, the grand bargain ended up something like this:

Ultimately, Obama preserved tax cuts for working people but forced the right to raise taxes on many wealthy Americans. The right wasn't happy about it, but some of them voted for it anyway.

Side note: although Obama is taking more money from wealthy Americans, many millionaires and billionaires still ignorantly support him.


Millionaires and billionaires.

After obstructing yet another compromise, Republicans decided the sequester was still a good idea. They would try to use it to force cuts to vital programs. The sequester was postponed until March 1.  Meanwhile, we see the wolves dine with each other, deciding on what to eat for lunch.

Now March 1 is upon us. So the sequester is about to kick in. Obama is traveling the country, claiming the sky is going to fall.

Obama & Co. claim that by letting the automatic spending cuts go into effect the whole of government will be shut down, people will lose jobs everywhere, food will be scarce, police and fire fighters won't be able to protect citizens, medical services will be eviscerated...basically everything that makes the world go around, will come to a halt.


Yeah, it's that messed up.

Meanwhile, most Americans feel like this:

The sequester will eliminate jobs, but they'll be UNION and government jobs.  It's a start in cutting back this over-grown and out-of-control, government.

Meanwhile Obama keeps going on vacation after vacation, on the taxpayer dime.


Partying on some yacht.

Leaving many Americans to feel like this:

"Oh, *hell* no!"


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SEQUESTER...WHO GETS THE BLAME?


The Budget Control Act of 2011 - which President Obama signed - allowed the U.S. to keep paying its bills, like the U.S is some kind of adult or something. It also carried a ticking time bomb: big built-in federal spending cuts that would take effect by "sequestration" if Congress couldn't come up with a budget agreement on its own. 

The blame goes to: Democrats, for thinking Congress could reach an agreement.

 

Who on earth would come up with this terrifying "sequester" plan in the first place? President Obama has said the House Republicans did it. Republicans have said the White House did it.

 

The blame goes to: The sequester really was Team Obama's idea, but Republicans agreed to it initially. So blame everyone!

 


Barack Obama signed a tax bill in January that delayed the sequester until March. 

The blame goes to: The can, for not going farther down the road when it was kicked.

Journalist Bob Woodward called President Obama a Lying McLiarpants saying the White House came up with the sequester idea, has "moved the goal posts" in negotiations with Republicans, and is making unnecessary national security decisions in response to the looming budget cuts.  And now the WH is threatening him.

The blame goes to: Obama.  He should know not to tangle with the reporter who brought down Nixon.

Emboldened by Woodward's attack on Obama, Republicans doubled down, saying that none of this would have ever happened if the president weren't so stubborn (and if his wife didn't have such stupid bangs). 

The blame goes to: Michelle Obama. Her desperate need to feel and act like an Empress is costing tax payers way too much money.









1 posted on 03/01/2013 4:41:23 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten!

Good Morning!


2 posted on 03/01/2013 4:42:27 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen
Goats yelling like humans

Bon Jovi Goat Remix

3 posted on 03/01/2013 4:45:03 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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4 posted on 03/01/2013 4:49:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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5 posted on 03/01/2013 4:49:33 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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6 posted on 03/01/2013 4:50:39 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

God bless and goodbye!


Badda Bing....Badda Boom!!!

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:

‘God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.’

The father asked, ‘Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?’

The little girl said, ‘I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.’

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:

‘God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.’
The next day the grandmother died.

‘Holy s***!’ thought the father, “this kid is in contact with the other side.”

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:

‘God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.’

He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said ‘I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?’ He said ‘ I don’t want to talk about it; I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.’

She said, ‘You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead right in the middle of my lesson!”


7 posted on 03/01/2013 4:50:49 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Dims are stupid, period. End of conversation.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10 freepers. Good morning.


8 posted on 03/01/2013 4:51:00 AM PST by mykroar (Sig is pending a Conservative party.)
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To: Lucky9teen

great job putting that together...


9 posted on 03/01/2013 4:53:13 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Lucky9teen

That’s great!

In the meantime, I see that MO eats with her elbows on the table.... why am I NOT surprised!!??


10 posted on 03/01/2013 4:54:18 AM PST by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: Pan_Yan

Thanks for the laugh!


11 posted on 03/01/2013 4:56:22 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: mykroar

12 posted on 03/01/2013 4:57:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Doogle
Well I can't take ALL the credit...I stole it from here.

However, I DID have to do some editing and correcting, as that site is obviously a left wing libtard site. ;)
13 posted on 03/01/2013 5:03:10 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen
SEQUESTER...WHO GETS THE BLAME?







14 posted on 03/01/2013 5:05:51 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Lucky9teen

Congrats!

That is the best ‘illustrated’ short history of recent events.


15 posted on 03/01/2013 5:07:05 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: Lucky9teen
IBTZ!!!!

Oops. Wrong thread.

16 posted on 03/01/2013 5:12:58 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

I saw what you did there...........


17 posted on 03/01/2013 5:21:53 AM PST by John 3_19-21 ("as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.")
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To: Lucky9teen

IN!!!!!


18 posted on 03/01/2013 5:24:53 AM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit. ~~ Shoe)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20


19 posted on 03/01/2013 5:29:10 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
‘That sure is a nice fire truck,’ the firefighter said with admiration.

‘Thanks,’ the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.

‘Little partner,’ the firefighter said, ‘I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that
rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster. ‘
The little girl replied thoughtfully, ‘You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.’


20 posted on 03/01/2013 5:31:34 AM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

I had lots of time on Saturday so I decided to weed the flower bed in front of the house. When I got out front I noticed one of those free newspapers that often clutters up my driveway. I decided it was best to just get it right then. When I got to the front of the driveway I noticed a problem spot that really needed some water.

I went into the garage and put the little Miracle-Gro sprayer on it and set it up to do the watering. The Miracle-Gro has one of those shut-off valves so you can start the water then go do the spraying. Well, when I got down to the sprayer and turned on the water I noticed the pressure was extremely low.

I’ve been here before. There’s an input filter in my house that gets clogged sometimes so I went down into the basement to clean that out. I got it cleaned out and turned the water back on, when I noticed some old plant pots that I had meant to take up to the attic the week before. Knowing I would just forget again if I didn’t take them right up I hiked up to the attic to put them away.

Wouldn’t you know, the last time I was up there I had found an old trunk from my Air Force days and had been looking through some of that stuff. Somehow I never put it all away so I put it all carefully back, closed the trunk, and put the trunk where it belonged. Then I headed downstairs.

It was lunch time so I made myself a nice sandwich and some lemonade and looked through the latest copy of World Magazine that had arrived the day before. I had a couple of cookies for dessert - my favorite chocolate chip recipe.

The doorbell rang as I was cleaning up and it was the mailman with a package I had ordered from Amazon. He also had brought me the letters he normally puts in the mailbox the trip. I thanked him with a cookie then took the mail back into the table. Most of it was junk, but there was a letter from my brother in China so I read that and put it in the mail pile. But the mail pile had been really piling up over the week so I sorted the pile into all the places I keep my mail.

By now it was 2:00. I’m getting older so I like to take a little nap in front of some game or other. When I woke up the game was actually pretty good, so I watched it until the end.

Suddenly it was 5:00 and time to get ready to meet my wife for dinner. I hadn’t accomplished anything. Not only was the flower bed not weeded, but the driveway was full of water and I had to move the hose before I could get the car out of the garage.

I wonder if this is how Alzheimer’s starts.


21 posted on 03/01/2013 5:32:02 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Old Sarge; Registered

I miss Registered and I see his website is shut down again. Sigh.

22 posted on 03/01/2013 5:32:57 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Lucky9teen

bfl


23 posted on 03/01/2013 5:37:41 AM PST by Dr. Thorne ("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
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To: Lucky9teen

24 posted on 03/01/2013 5:44:52 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: ArGee

They say a sense of wonder helps you stay young.

So I’ve spent the last 4 months wondering how the U.S. could have re-elected Barack Obama as President.

I don’t think it’s working.


25 posted on 03/01/2013 5:45:40 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Disambiguator

WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO TGIF


26 posted on 03/01/2013 5:48:33 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

bfl


27 posted on 03/01/2013 5:56:12 AM PST by Dr. Thorne ("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
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To: Lucky9teen

you rock!


28 posted on 03/01/2013 6:09:46 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (the mature Christian is almost impossible to offend)
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To: Lucky9teen
*flip*
*flip*
"If your not top / lead dog..everything looks the same.."
*flip*
*flip*

29 posted on 03/01/2013 6:42:34 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: InvisibleChurch
you rock!

Fo shizzle she be a person, not rock.

I tried to get my pet rock to post here, but it can't work the mouse.

30 posted on 03/01/2013 6:46:55 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Lucky9teen

31 posted on 03/01/2013 6:59:44 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Pan_Yan
it's inactive; reason: b/c testing issues..maybe...

32 posted on 03/01/2013 7:00:29 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Disambiguator

33 posted on 03/01/2013 7:01:49 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Pan_Yan

34 posted on 03/01/2013 7:03:01 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Old Sarge

35 posted on 03/01/2013 7:04:13 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Arrowhead1952

36 posted on 03/01/2013 7:06:43 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: mykroar

37 posted on 03/01/2013 7:07:34 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Doogle

38 posted on 03/01/2013 7:08:40 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: SMARTY

39 posted on 03/01/2013 7:09:42 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: blueunicorn6

40 posted on 03/01/2013 7:11:34 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen

41 posted on 03/01/2013 7:13:19 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Pan_Yan

I miss him, too. Perhaps he’s out there someplace...


42 posted on 03/01/2013 7:13:29 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: ArGee

43 posted on 03/01/2013 7:15:30 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BenLurkin
I just found this marvelous proof that nothing can ever be proven. It follows:



Oh, wait, nevermind. Well, THAT was a complete waste of time.
44 posted on 03/01/2013 7:28:33 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Old Sarge

See tagline.


45 posted on 03/01/2013 7:50:52 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Wahoo!!!! First 47. Or 50,000 miles, whichever comes first


46 posted on 03/01/2013 8:10:25 AM PST by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It’ll make it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Being recently retired, I have time to explore the new “llevrok”. One of those bucket list items is to learn how to play the guitar.

Now, being a bit of a gadget nut, I saw one made here locally that claimed to be always in tune. The store owner and guitar maker is an old German guy, named Leopold Oppornockerty. Mr Oppornockity told me his guitar is guaranteed to be always in tune. Well, even though I am a novice player, I had to have one !

On my second lesson, the guitar instructor told me that I was out of tune. What?!!! So the next day, I went right back to Oppornockity’s music store to complain and hopefully, get my guitar back in tune.

Mr. Oppornockity looked that the guitar and agreed it was out of tune. “So what are you going to do about it?”, I asked. You said the thing was guaranteed to stay in tune. I want you to re-tune it!”, says I. “I’ll not re-tune your guitar. You see,” he said as he showed me the door, “Oppornockity only tunes once!”.


47 posted on 03/01/2013 8:11:17 AM PST by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It’ll make it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: Lucky9teen

"...you you you stole it"

48 posted on 03/01/2013 8:11:30 AM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Doogle

49 posted on 03/01/2013 8:14:49 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ArGee

Reminds me
I was looking in the attic for something and I found my old Navy uniform.

“I wonder if the pea jacket still fits?”, I wondered. So I tried it on and to my surprise, I was pretty “close”. Wow!.

So I stuck my hands into the pockets and found an old dry cleaner’s reciept. “Naw”, couldn’t be. “I bet it’ been 40 years since I last wore this jacket.

Well, my curiousity got the better of me. I went to the address on the cleaner’s ticket and sure enough, the place was still in business. I went in and told the cleaner the story how I found the ticket.

“Let me tak a look at it”, the old cleaner guy said. After a few seconds, he looked at me and said, “That navy blazer? I remember it. It will be ready after 5 on Tuesday!”


50 posted on 03/01/2013 8:22:11 AM PST by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It’ll make it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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