Skip to comments.'Stunned' PM holds crisis talks over fears tryst will 'blow political agenda out of the water'
Posted on 06/02/2013 5:40:38 AM PDT by davemac.439
No.10 rocked by secret love affair: 'Stunned' PM holds crisis talks over fears tryst will 'blow political agenda out of the water' Identities of people involved or details of relationship cannot be disclosed
They are middle-aged figures and the affair has now concluded Mr Cameron was stunned when told the identities of alleged lovers
He immediately realised the importance of the story, sources revealed 'None of us could believe it when we first heard it' said senior source
David Cameron has held crisis talks at Downing Street after being told of allegations of a sensational love affair which has potentially significant political implications for him.
For legal reasons, The Mail on Sunday cannot disclose the identities of the people involved or any details of the relationship even its duration other than that they are middle-aged figures. The affair has now concluded.
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Shock, Horror, British MP’s in scandal!!!!!, (Sarc)
Another Masterpiece Theatre in the making. (Could it be better than Downton Abbey?
Clegg & Blair??
GOOD. Anything to bring down the Tories and smooth the way for complete UKIP takeover of the UK is a good thing. Nothing else will save the nation from an Islamofascist future.
Is Cameron GAY????? Are they OUTING him?? Hope so.
Eric Pickles & George Osborne?
Oh Bugger, Now I need to bleach my brain to get rid of the image that thought created!!!!!!!
There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.
This being the UK...it means someone is shtupping with either Cheryl Cole or Ashley Cole...they are probably middle aged by now
I’ll bet it is homosexuals, with National Security implications!
Nope, I don’t think homosexual relationship would shock anybody with this government, The Tories are actually famous for that king of thing.
Now, somebody in a heterosexual affair, with this lot, err, Actually that’s petty much par for the course as well, so, all still to play for.
Sorry, Typo should read
The Tories are actually famous for that kind of thing, not king, whoops
Thanks for the morning laugh! :)
“....the relationship even its duration other than that they are middle-aged figures.”
A middle-aged British love affair - terrifying images of Hyacinth Bucket and the Major come to mind. An affair consumated with scones, & tea from her Royal Doulton china with the hand painted periwinkles.
The lack of details includes whether the “lovers” are of opposite sex, which leads me to think it’s a gay affair.
You hope he is gay? Why? Do you think that will be a bad sign for him? Nope. It will only go to make him more popular with the scum over there. He will be a hero. The first head of a country to come out and tell the world he is gay. Just like the sports players. He will be the first. Then Obama can come out and say he is a bi-sexual and make more headlines! America would not care. Heck 50-something percent now think gays, gay marriage, is cool.
Actually, Major had an affair with Edwina Curry, Still fits the intent of your comment though, was only revealed in 2007, 20 years after.
Well at least now all seven Kindoms will know why the Stark boy got pushed out the window! oh......wait, nevermind.
Scandal—the milk of the Tabloids! I expect great changes are coming to the UK! The Tories must move to the right, drop PC, drop muliculturalism—and seek a new path. Reforms need to be put in place—and the Moslems need to purge their ranks of radicals or be forced out of the UK. Lots of changes are needed—and they will happen—soon they will have a new King and some new directions. Don’t count England out just yet.
I have always thought it too bad the officer in charge of the Light Brigade didn’t respond to the command by saying”are you out of your bloody mind?”
As should the Rebs in Picket’s Charge.
Obeying insane orders from a “sense of duty” is insane.
I know.....I Hate Cameron.
In Heaven the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, the mechanics are German, and everything is run by the Swiss.
In Hell the cooks are British, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the mechanics are French, and everything is run by the Italians.
You hear of French cuisine, and Italian cuisine, and Oriental cuisine.......and British cooking.
Hope all is well.
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