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Guinea Pig Scale-mail and Helmet (Armor)
Ebay ^ | June 17, 2013 | mightys0x

Posted on 06/18/2013 9:49:26 AM PDT by SatinDoll

This auction is a charity auction for hand-made guinea pig scale-mail. (You've read that correctly)

Is your pet guinea pig tired of wandering around the house unarmored and vulnerable? Do they get picked on by other guinea pigs? Has your guinea pig ever wanted to go with you to a Renaissance Fair but had nothing to wear?

Fear not! A solution is here!

Used

“The chain mail is hand made and is in great condition. The helmet was purchased and is also in great condition. Neither are "new"...

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(Excerpt) Read more at ebay.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: armor; guineapig
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To: SatinDoll

My wife spotted this on Ebay last night when the bid was at $1000. Cute, but something only a rich obama supporter could afford.


21 posted on 06/18/2013 10:55:01 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: SatinDoll
"Armored Guinea, I mousefart...

conquistadormouse

in your general die-rection!"

22 posted on 06/18/2013 10:56:44 AM PDT by N-R-T
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To: SatinDoll

Potential Ebay Buyer: Why is that toy on your back?

Guinea Pig: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.


23 posted on 06/18/2013 10:59:15 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: SatinDoll

Viking guinea pig?


24 posted on 06/18/2013 11:34:55 AM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell please)
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To: Gefn
Must not be very good armor...because the guinea pig is dead....didn´t work....
25 posted on 06/18/2013 12:29:26 PM PDT by Youngman542012
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To: SatinDoll
OH! Didn’t you go to Ebay and read about this item?

Oh, but I did. However it didn't say if the pig died in combat, was eaten by a cat or was run over by a hot wheel bike........then there's always the possibility it snuck into the clothes dryer with the laundry and died there.

Sadly, we'll never know.......

26 posted on 06/18/2013 3:07:24 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (This space for rent)
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To: SatinDoll

Did you see that the bid is now up to $24,400?

It was higher a little earlier ($26,100) but it dropped for some reason. Maybe someone pulled their bid.


27 posted on 06/20/2013 9:43:01 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (I’m not a Republican, I'm a Conservative! Pubbies haven't been conservative since before T.R.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I peeked a day or so ago and it was $24,000. Good for the charity, but I can think of better uses for that amount of money!


28 posted on 06/20/2013 10:24:25 PM PDT by SatinDoll (NATURAL BORN CITZEN: BORN IN THE USA OF CITIZEN PARENTS.)
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