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Man finds naked and showered stranger cooking in kitchen
QMI Agency ^ | July 4, 2013 | LUKE BROCKI

Posted on 07/04/2013 4:17:57 PM PDT by rickmichaels

Edited on 07/04/2013 4:22:11 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

VANCOUVER - Police are reminding residents to not leave open doors or windows unattended, unless they’re looking to attract naked and hungry trespassers.

That’s after an east Vancouver man found a disrobed stranger cooking eggs in his kitchen at suppertime on Monday.


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1 posted on 07/04/2013 4:17:57 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: rickmichaels

One of the problems with socialism. Everybody thinks that everything and anything on the planet belongs to them.


2 posted on 07/04/2013 4:27:15 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (If America is a nation of immigrants, where's my free stuff?)
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To: rickmichaels

“Ensuring your doors and windows are locked is a simple deterrent,” Montague added. “Don’t make it easy for someone to break into your house.”...Just. Plain. IDUNNOWHAT. Is society that far down the road?


3 posted on 07/04/2013 4:31:16 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: rickmichaels

I guess my reaction would depend on what she looked like...........


4 posted on 07/04/2013 4:33:56 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: rickmichaels

Eggs are okay but don’t ask me how I know it’s a bad idea to fry bacon naked.


5 posted on 07/04/2013 4:37:29 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: Safetgiver

Yes. Note the “Caution: Contents Hot” warning on the next cup of coffee you buy.


6 posted on 07/04/2013 4:38:45 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: rickmichaels

When I first moved to the Dallas area in the late 50s, I was single and in my late 20s. I moved into a ground floor apartment and was hoping to get adjusted soon to the coming “swinging 60s”. Getting ready for work one morning, I left the front door open and went back to the bathroom for a couple of minutes. When I came out, I found a strange young lady with a British accent in my living room. She said she thought a girl lived there, and was wanting a ride to work. Of course I volunteered to supply transportation. As we went out the door, evidently she spotted someone she knew, and slipped away.

I left that door open every morning for the rest of the summer and never caught another one.


7 posted on 07/04/2013 4:42:25 PM PDT by 19th LA Inf
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To: muir_redwoods

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How it got in my pajamas I’ll never know...


8 posted on 07/04/2013 4:42:28 PM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: rickmichaels

If he was in my house...he would still be hungry at his funeral.


9 posted on 07/04/2013 4:43:41 PM PDT by jy8z (From the next to last exit before the end of the internet.)
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To: rickmichaels

It would have been bad if they cooked him with the clothes on.


10 posted on 07/04/2013 4:45:58 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama equals Osama))
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To: muir_redwoods

I would never admit to knowing that...


11 posted on 07/04/2013 4:49:35 PM PDT by stormhill (Guns Save Lives!)
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To: rickmichaels

Actually I had that happen once. I got lucky one night ... in my youth ... and went home with a lady from a bar... I swear this was my first and only time I ever did this :<). In the morning she and I got up and she was cooking me breakfast while I sat at the kitchen table ... both of us were ... well not dressed for the occasion. I did not know that my lady had a room mate whose boy friend had also spent the night. He came out to the kitchen and met me ... though we both now have new ladies ... we are still good friends and laugh at our meeting to this day


12 posted on 07/04/2013 4:50:04 PM PDT by clamper1797 (Evil WILL flourish when good men WILL not act)
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To: rickmichaels
an east Vancouver man found a disrobed stranger cooking eggs in his kitchen at suppertime

I hate when that happens.

13 posted on 07/04/2013 4:57:47 PM PDT by Fzob (In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
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To: C210N
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

I was out one morning and spotted a leopard. I bet you thought they came that way automatically!

15 posted on 07/04/2013 4:59:55 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Cementjungle

That young girl’s hair is wet.I certainly hope she doesn’t go outside and catch cold.


16 posted on 07/04/2013 5:01:11 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Civil Servants Are No Longer Servants...Or Civil.)
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To: doorgunner69

Your reaction = My reaction

Domestic help can be pretty hard to find. (If it’s a guy he should have his willie shot off.)


17 posted on 07/04/2013 5:04:01 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: 19th LA Inf

Had you been foolish, you could have caught something you would have regretted catching.


18 posted on 07/04/2013 5:09:02 PM PDT by rickmichaels
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To: rickmichaels

The illegal immigrant debate teaches us that the east Vancouver man must now let that naked, showered man live in his house.


19 posted on 07/04/2013 5:11:58 PM PDT by gitmo ( If your theology doesn't become your biography it's useless.)
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To: Fzob

I hate when that happens. ..GD heathen. EGGS? At suppertime? Maybe a cheeseburg and chianti...but sheesh.


20 posted on 07/04/2013 5:16:48 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Gay State Conservative; Cementjungle
Just in case....


21 posted on 07/04/2013 5:19:23 PM PDT by bigheadfred (barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: muir_redwoods
Eggs are okay but don’t ask me how I know it’s a bad idea to fry bacon naked.

My wife agrees. Her words of wisdom; "Always dress before cooking bacon in an open skillet."

22 posted on 07/04/2013 5:32:05 PM PDT by SilverMine (silver@mainetv.net)
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To: SilverMine

And don’t stand too close even if you’re using the microwave.


23 posted on 07/04/2013 5:46:50 PM PDT by Misterioso (It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing - Duke Ellington)
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To: rickmichaels

I prefer the uninvited strangers who vacuum and do the laundry.


24 posted on 07/04/2013 6:11:49 PM PDT by informavoracious (We're being "punished" with Stanley Ann's baby. Obamacare: shovel-ready healthcare.)
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To: rickmichaels

There was murder in my hometown of La Crosse, Wis. two years ago. A young woman who had an apartment close to downtown left her ground floor front door unlocked. Some Asian gang member who was looking to burglarize whatever he could, walked into her apartment through the unlocked front door. She heard footsteps and thought it was her boyfriend. The gangbanger saw the young woman, pulled out a gun, and shot her dead. Moral of the story: never leave your door unlocked in a city. The La Crosse metro area only has 1-2 murders a year out of a pop. of over 100,000, but it does happen.


25 posted on 07/04/2013 6:34:36 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: rickmichaels

ne of my first places on my own was an apartment. One day, I was cooking, clothed, when someone used their key to open my locked door. Thankfully, they screamed and ran back out. That was also the apartment that had a leak so everytime the people upstairs bathed, it came down into my tub and everytime they used their kitchen sink it came down in my cabinets. And the waterheater leaked all in the closet. Took forever to get it fixed. It was one of the newer and nicer apartment complexes in the city. Then there were the night noises upstairs. And my car was broken into. Apartments? No thanks. Never again.


26 posted on 07/04/2013 7:57:58 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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