Posted on 07/13/2013 11:09:32 AM PDT by Uncle Sham
Some problems have really simple solutions. Perhaps its time to consider another way to get Muslims to relocate themselves voluntarily back to their "land of peace". If legislation were passed that required that pork must be present on everything made or sold and in all foods and drinks sold, would this bring on a mass exodus by Muslims? Could Porky Pig really be the savior of America? This just might be the ticket, and a simple one at that.
Correction:
“...drop bacon grease, dyed red....”
drop pig-poop, dyed red. Don’t waste the bacon grease; use it for cooking.
Sweet idea. Then, if Jesus and the disciples were alive, they would also avoid said heathen town.
Such an idea sounds like what the Romans did to the Jews in the first century AD, forcing Jews to eat pork. Yeah real awesome idea.
Heres a better idea: sometimes the flapping of the mouth should be connected to some electrical impulses in the brain first.
If you could put a little bit of pork byproduct in everything then there would be no need to sprinkle everything with bacobits.
They are probably poisoning pigs already, somehow! If not they try to outlaw them.
Force goes both ways. To every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The “actions” of the religion of peace force the consideration of “reactions” that might rid them from the rest of civil society. There are many “reactions” that could be worse. They are the ones forcing the issue, not Porky Pig.
And Jews. and vegetarians. and Seventh Day Adventists
Need a regulation that all homeowners with more than 1/4 acre lot must keep at least one pig, and appartment-dwellers have a pig-sty in common ares in public parks.
There’s a cartoon out there of a swarthy bearded Porky Pig wearing a green turban with a crescent.
“No Burkas or Face Veils!” signs in storefronts would also send an antijihadi message.
How bout getting the EPA to force that all motor oil include a smidgeon of pig fat? Gasoline as well.
And worse yet — pork and pig farms may be banned in the country.
And worse yet — pork and pig farms may be banned in the country.
Pig farms are being banned in this country!
In Germany fully 90% (my own estimate) of the meat eaten is pork. Yet there is a Turkish gyro-shop on every other corner. The Turks find and produce their own meat (usually a lamb-based mystery-meat).
(and Doner-Kabab’s are really tasty, actually)
And worse yet — pork and pig farms may be banned in the country.
Pig farms are being banned in this country!
http://voices.yahoo.com/dnr-kill-hogs-small-family-farm-incomes-11173078.html?cat=17
They already have something similar. There are some people who send their ashes up into space when they die, wherein tiny particles of dead people are spread all over our country. This is supposed to be a defilement in Islam. But they decided it wasn’t, just moved on. Islamic “scholars” would do the same thing if everything had pork slapped on it. Basically, their religion isn’t real. So they can change whatever they want to when it becomes inconvenient.
Here ya go! ............................................................................. FRegards
Great Idea!
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