Skip to comments.'If My Vagina Was a Gun'
Posted on 07/13/2013 12:08:41 PM PDT by smokingfrog
When it was Katie Helm's turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, "If My Vagina Was a Gun," noting the hypocrisy of Texas conservatives. Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian discuss.
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If your vagina was a gun, Joe Biden and Dianne Feinstein would be afraid of it.
And if that baby was a “slave” or a “Jew”, things couldn’t be clearer. Treating a fetus as something somehow less than human does not make killing it any more “moral” or justified.
This is my rifle.
This is my gun.
This is for fighting,
and this is for fun.
Your bullets would be...tampons?
“A lesbian who has two kids and is sterile..”
If your vagina were a gun, you would have multiple Accidental Discharges.
Frankly, you’d embarrass your self and people would avoid you because it’s embarrassing.
The folks are freaking certifiable..
“If my vagina was a gun” you would be hit by a richocheting bullet when you pissed.
I honestly misread the first word of the story. I thought it said “In” and was referring to that bizarre story about a woman trying to smuggle a pistol into prison by hiding it, well hiding it in her naughty bits:
“NOBODY .. NEEDS .. A MAXI .. TO STEM A PERIOD!”
< /ACuomo off >
To paraphrase the old Janet Reno joke:
Her vagina couldn’t be a gun because if you really had to, you could eat a gun.
Delicate way of what I was thinking.
If her vagina was a gun it would be a penis...sorry admin.
Delete if need be.
Sounds like some song ....
I don’t know about her vagina being a gun, but if her morals were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow out a candle.
If her vagina were a gun, she would be shooting out babies.
I am so sick of people who think they are so clever when all they are are stupid.
Without reading the article, I would imagine it was a large caliber cannon that hasn’t been cleaned forever.
Cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
Is it a Muzzle Loader?
A muzzle may be: The snout of an animal; Muzzle (firearms), the mouth of a firearm;
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Freudianism.
noting the hypocrisy of Texas conservatives
From http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/07/09/Abortion-record-poem-vagina, we get the text of this beautiful piece of art that necessitated a hasty but necessary new version of Best Loved Poems of the American People.
This text confirms my suspicions about the purported substance of this "hypocrisy."
Well, there's more than one way to settle a so-called double standard. Why not "If My Gun Was a Vagina"?
If my gun was a vagina, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.
Oh, this version makes no sense; as every good abortionista knows, vaginas have nothing to do with children, just with clumps of cells.
chris virginia 6 hours ago
"A well regulated vagina being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear vaginas shall not be infringed."
In 9 months a bullet would come out and grow into a big strapping piece of led.
If it was a brain she’d have one.
A three day waiting period to purchase a vagina is going to piss off a lot of people.
Vagina background checks would be very interesting work.
:: If MY Vagina Was A Gun ::
We still wouldn’t want it.
If her vagina were a gun, she’d have an empty chamber.
“When it was Katie Helm’s turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, “If My Vagina Was a Gun,” “
There is nothing brilliant about this poem but I noticed a bunch of stupid MSM types falling all over themselves saying how brilliant it was.
This gives you an insight into how sick and deranged their mindset is. Several jokes came to mind but it is just too stupid and pathetic to even joke about.
Her stupid vagina is a gun range. No telling how many rounds were wasted there. If this is too out there, please have it removed. I hate to add disgusting to disgusting but this crap is getting old.
If her vagina was an ATM machine, I still wouldn’t go near it.
If her vagina was a gun she might actually clean it once in a while.
If her vagina were a gun she probably wouldn’t be taking it out of its holster nearly so often
:: If MY Vagina Was A Gun ::
It would misfire because it hasn’t been oiled in decades
If your vaginal was a gun I guess it would be leagal to kill innocent inconvenient people on demand wouldn’t it
She could install one down there, but would first need to unbolt the wood chipper to make room.
If your vagina was a gun you’d be an APV.
If your vagina was a gun, I’d load it with a high capacity magazine, and start shooting.
ROFL! I hope she realizes that it’s her uterus we want to regulate. Don’t give a wit about her vagina! ACK!
If her brain was a gun, it would be a pea shooter.
She should look up the number of gun laws on the books, even in Texas, if she wants to make a fair comparison. In Illinois, for example, if her vagina were a gun, she would need to unload it, make sure it could not be used via some type of blocking mechanism, and store any ammunition in another part of the vehicle any time she wished to take it with her in a car. She would also have to have a VOID (vagina ownership identification card) and if any cop ever found her while she was carrying her vagina, it would be certain he would ask to see it and make certain she was transporting it properly.
Looks like she’ll be swappin’ out the Summer’s Eve for Hoppe’s No. 9
The background checks will be a boon to gynecologists.
If her vagina was a gun, it would backfire.
On second thought, she probably doesn't need one regardless.
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