it would prolly be cleaned more often...
Posted on 07/13/2013 12:08:41 PM PDT by smokingfrog
When it was Katie Helm's turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, "If My Vagina Was a Gun," noting the hypocrisy of Texas conservatives. Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian discuss.
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Cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
Is it a Muzzle Loader?
A muzzle may be: The snout of an animal; Muzzle (firearms), the mouth of a firearm;
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Freudianism.
noting the hypocrisy of Texas conservatives
From http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/07/09/Abortion-record-poem-vagina, we get the text of this beautiful piece of art that necessitated a hasty but necessary new version of Best Loved Poems of the American People.
This text confirms my suspicions about the purported substance of this "hypocrisy."
Well, there's more than one way to settle a so-called double standard. Why not "If My Gun Was a Vagina"?
If my gun was a vagina, its rights would all be protected,
no matter the body count or the children affected.
Oh, this version makes no sense; as every good abortionista knows, vaginas have nothing to do with children, just with clumps of cells.
chris virginia 6 hours ago
"A well regulated vagina being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear vaginas shall not be infringed."
In 9 months a bullet would come out and grow into a big strapping piece of led.
If it was a brain she’d have one.
A three day waiting period to purchase a vagina is going to piss off a lot of people.
Vagina background checks would be very interesting work.
:: If MY Vagina Was A Gun ::
We still wouldn’t want it.
If her vagina were a gun, she’d have an empty chamber.
“When it was Katie Helm’s turn to speak, she knew what to do with her brilliant protest poem, “If My Vagina Was a Gun,” “
There is nothing brilliant about this poem but I noticed a bunch of stupid MSM types falling all over themselves saying how brilliant it was.
This gives you an insight into how sick and deranged their mindset is. Several jokes came to mind but it is just too stupid and pathetic to even joke about.
Her stupid vagina is a gun range. No telling how many rounds were wasted there. If this is too out there, please have it removed. I hate to add disgusting to disgusting but this crap is getting old.
If her vagina was an ATM machine, I still wouldn’t go near it.
If her vagina was a gun she might actually clean it once in a while.
If her vagina were a gun she probably wouldn’t be taking it out of its holster nearly so often
it would prolly be cleaned more often...
:: If MY Vagina Was A Gun ::
It would misfire because it hasn’t been oiled in decades
If your vaginal was a gun I guess it would be leagal to kill innocent inconvenient people on demand wouldn’t it
She could install one down there, but would first need to unbolt the wood chipper to make room.
If your vagina was a gun you’d be an APV.
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