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Ms. Redneck Alabama
al.com ^ | 28 July 2013 | Nathan T. Prewett | nprewett@al.com

Posted on 07/28/2013 10:26:03 AM PDT by Southern Partisan

Don't know I missed this event.

WOODSTOCK, Alabama -€“ Ms. Redneck Alabama was not your average kind of pageant.

Instead of dresses, contestants showed off cowboy boots and Daisy Dukes. Instead of singing "The Star-Spangled Banner," some of them sang "Country Girl (Shake It for Me)" by Luke Bryan or "Gunpowder and Lead" by Miranda Lambert.

More than 100 people turned out for the event Saturday at the Woodstock Festival Art Center. The event was the first of its kind to be held there, said Shelia Gunter, who helped organize it. The center normally hosts bands and other local artists.

(Excerpt) Read more at al.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: alabama; redneck
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1 posted on 07/28/2013 10:26:03 AM PDT by Southern Partisan
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To: Southern Partisan

Damn, I just don’t get this women and tattoos culture of today.

I’ve never seen a cute girl with a tattoo that made her more attractive, in fact, it is a total turn off....reeks of a disease factory (mental and physical).


2 posted on 07/28/2013 10:35:46 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Rats vs. GOPe = Same train, different speed.)
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To: Southern Partisan
And we wonder why people make fun of us.
3 posted on 07/28/2013 10:39:14 AM PDT by Tupelo (The Government lies, then the media lies to cover up the government lies.)
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To: Tupelo

Amateurs. I see lots of bare midriffs and not a single c-section scar among the lot of them.


4 posted on 07/28/2013 10:40:36 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

One of them looked like a female Larry the Cable Guy.


5 posted on 07/28/2013 10:40:47 AM PDT by umgud (2A can't survive dem majorities)
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To: Las Vegas Ron
I agree. Particularly big ones all up and down arms and legs, such as some of these ladies have.

Incidentally, these girls don't really look redneck. They just look like scuzzy people doing a cheap imitation of what they think rednecks are like.

6 posted on 07/28/2013 10:41:00 AM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12----No king but Christ! Don't tread on me!)
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To: Southern Partisan

Redneck pageant? Hmmm... i sense an investigation coming on...


7 posted on 07/28/2013 10:41:55 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

Contestants #4 and #6 are very attractive, the others can go back to plowing the fields.


8 posted on 07/28/2013 10:43:16 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: SeaHawkFan

I like the short plump one.


9 posted on 07/28/2013 10:45:48 AM PDT by Mmogamer (I refudiate the lamestream media, leftists and their prevaricutions.)
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To: Southern Partisan

Darn! I missed it. Of course if I’d had root canal scheduled that day it would have been a hard decision. Ultimately I think I would have had to go for the root canal. Less pain.


10 posted on 07/28/2013 10:47:13 AM PDT by MtBaldy (If Obama is the answer, it must have been a really stupid question)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

+1.


11 posted on 07/28/2013 10:49:15 AM PDT by GenXteacher (You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
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To: Southern Partisan

12 posted on 07/28/2013 10:59:20 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Woodstock!

Instead of dresses, contestants showed off cowboy boots and Daisy Dukes.

< /Lemmy >

13 posted on 07/28/2013 11:01:21 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: JoeProBono

That’s much better.


14 posted on 07/28/2013 11:01:39 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lazamataz; All
Here come da judge! Here come da judge!


15 posted on 07/28/2013 11:04:00 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Las Vegas Ron
I’ve never seen a cute girl with a tattoo that made her more attractive...

We warned our daughter about getting a tattoo when she was in college. She got over the idea after she saw an older lady with sagging arm skin that looked like carp.

16 posted on 07/28/2013 11:07:11 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Tupelo; Southern Partisan
"And we wonder why people make fun of us. "

Also....

We have the annual Mullett Toss on the beach.

17 posted on 07/28/2013 11:09:38 AM PDT by blam
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To: Southern Partisan
Not “Redneck”

Trailer Park Trash

18 posted on 07/28/2013 11:10:14 AM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: Arrowhead1952

My daughter was toying with a nose piercing. I told her that she’s an adult and I can’t stop her but if she does, get it on the right side of her nose so I don’t have to see it at the dinner table while I’m trying to eat.

She wised up.


19 posted on 07/28/2013 11:11:25 AM PDT by cyclotic (Hey BSA-NOT IN MY TROOP)
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To: Southern Partisan
Ms Redneck Alabama
20 posted on 07/28/2013 11:13:33 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (o : Tagline Test ; -)
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