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Ms. Redneck Alabama
al.com ^ | 28 July 2013 | Nathan T. Prewett | nprewett@al.com

Posted on 07/28/2013 10:26:03 AM PDT by Southern Partisan

Don't know I missed this event.

WOODSTOCK, Alabama -€“ Ms. Redneck Alabama was not your average kind of pageant.

Instead of dresses, contestants showed off cowboy boots and Daisy Dukes. Instead of singing "The Star-Spangled Banner," some of them sang "Country Girl (Shake It for Me)" by Luke Bryan or "Gunpowder and Lead" by Miranda Lambert.

More than 100 people turned out for the event Saturday at the Woodstock Festival Art Center. The event was the first of its kind to be held there, said Shelia Gunter, who helped organize it. The center normally hosts bands and other local artists.

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1 posted on 07/28/2013 10:26:03 AM PDT by Southern Partisan
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To: Southern Partisan

Damn, I just don’t get this women and tattoos culture of today.

I’ve never seen a cute girl with a tattoo that made her more attractive, in fact, it is a total turn off....reeks of a disease factory (mental and physical).


2 posted on 07/28/2013 10:35:46 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Rats vs. GOPe = Same train, different speed.)
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To: Southern Partisan
And we wonder why people make fun of us.
3 posted on 07/28/2013 10:39:14 AM PDT by Tupelo (The Government lies, then the media lies to cover up the government lies.)
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To: Tupelo

Amateurs. I see lots of bare midriffs and not a single c-section scar among the lot of them.


4 posted on 07/28/2013 10:40:36 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

One of them looked like a female Larry the Cable Guy.


5 posted on 07/28/2013 10:40:47 AM PDT by umgud (2A can't survive dem majorities)
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To: Las Vegas Ron
I agree. Particularly big ones all up and down arms and legs, such as some of these ladies have.

Incidentally, these girls don't really look redneck. They just look like scuzzy people doing a cheap imitation of what they think rednecks are like.

6 posted on 07/28/2013 10:41:00 AM PDT by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12----No king but Christ! Don't tread on me!)
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To: Southern Partisan

Redneck pageant? Hmmm... i sense an investigation coming on...


7 posted on 07/28/2013 10:41:55 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

Contestants #4 and #6 are very attractive, the others can go back to plowing the fields.


8 posted on 07/28/2013 10:43:16 AM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: SeaHawkFan

I like the short plump one.


9 posted on 07/28/2013 10:45:48 AM PDT by Mmogamer (I refudiate the lamestream media, leftists and their prevaricutions.)
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To: Southern Partisan

Darn! I missed it. Of course if I’d had root canal scheduled that day it would have been a hard decision. Ultimately I think I would have had to go for the root canal. Less pain.


10 posted on 07/28/2013 10:47:13 AM PDT by MtBaldy (If Obama is the answer, it must have been a really stupid question)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

+1.


11 posted on 07/28/2013 10:49:15 AM PDT by GenXteacher (You have chosen dishonor to avoid war; you shall have war also.)
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To: Southern Partisan

12 posted on 07/28/2013 10:59:20 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Woodstock!

Instead of dresses, contestants showed off cowboy boots and Daisy Dukes.

< /Lemmy >

13 posted on 07/28/2013 11:01:21 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: JoeProBono

That’s much better.


14 posted on 07/28/2013 11:01:39 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Lazamataz; All
Here come da judge! Here come da judge!


15 posted on 07/28/2013 11:04:00 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Las Vegas Ron
I’ve never seen a cute girl with a tattoo that made her more attractive...

We warned our daughter about getting a tattoo when she was in college. She got over the idea after she saw an older lady with sagging arm skin that looked like carp.

16 posted on 07/28/2013 11:07:11 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Tupelo; Southern Partisan
"And we wonder why people make fun of us. "

Also....

We have the annual Mullett Toss on the beach.

17 posted on 07/28/2013 11:09:38 AM PDT by blam
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To: Southern Partisan
Not “Redneck”

Trailer Park Trash

18 posted on 07/28/2013 11:10:14 AM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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To: Arrowhead1952

My daughter was toying with a nose piercing. I told her that she’s an adult and I can’t stop her but if she does, get it on the right side of her nose so I don’t have to see it at the dinner table while I’m trying to eat.

She wised up.


19 posted on 07/28/2013 11:11:25 AM PDT by cyclotic (Hey BSA-NOT IN MY TROOP)
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To: Southern Partisan
Ms Redneck Alabama
20 posted on 07/28/2013 11:13:33 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (o : Tagline Test ; -)
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To: JoeProBono; a fool in paradise

1) I’d hit it often, lengthwise, and repeatedly.
2) I’d hit it like the fist of an angry god.
3) I’d hit it with furious action.
4) I’d hit it until we both died.
5) I’d hit it with extreme prejudice.
6) I’d hit it without pause and without regard for safety.
7) I’d hit it, I’d hit it, I’d hit it.


21 posted on 07/28/2013 11:16:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Southern Partisan
I would have voted solely for the Gadsden belt buckle.


22 posted on 07/28/2013 11:16:52 AM PDT by Hoodat (BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
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To: Arrowhead1952

23 posted on 07/28/2013 11:17:38 AM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Rats vs. GOPe = Same train, different speed.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
"...she saw an older lady with sagging arm skin that looked like carp."

Did you ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, it WAS a carp? :-)

24 posted on 07/28/2013 11:17:40 AM PDT by meyer (What would John Hancock do?)
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To: cyclotic

Our daughter did get a belly button piercing, but seldom wears anything that shows it. She also has only one pierced hole in her ear lobes for one pair or earrings.


25 posted on 07/28/2013 11:18:32 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: cyclotic; Revolting cat!

I’ve never understood the nose stuff. A stud in the side of the nose? So it looks like a zit? Or am I supposed to notice your nose first because it has a shiny object in it?

And nose rings? Like cattle? Or is it keep someone from picking his/her nose?

I’ve seen both on otherwise attractive women and wonder if it is done to mar their looks and dissuade some of the attention they receive (however it then tends to lure more attention from similarly altered bad boy types).


26 posted on 07/28/2013 11:22:08 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: meyer; Arrowhead1952
That looks like carp to me.


27 posted on 07/28/2013 11:24:44 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Southern Partisan
REDNECK WOMAN
28 posted on 07/28/2013 11:38:45 AM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan (The)
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To: Southern Partisan

Most of them gals look like they’re from . . . uuuh . . . “gentlemen’s clubs instead of from the farm


29 posted on 07/28/2013 11:38:45 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,")
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To: Southern Partisan
Who was the leading candidate for mayor of New York City until just a few day ago?

ANTHONY WEINER.

No-one else should be embarrassed about anything after that....I mean anything!!

30 posted on 07/28/2013 11:40:13 AM PDT by blam
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To: Mmogamer

I like the short plump one.

you might wanna rethink that....the plump on is Jake............from State Farm


31 posted on 07/28/2013 11:40:31 AM PDT by advertising guy (Obama....."..Dick Durbin was unable to attend...We love dick ".........We know Barry)
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To: Donald Rumsfeld Fan

I Like My Women Just a Little on the Trashy Side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfXs0m32A8E


32 posted on 07/28/2013 11:41:06 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: a fool in paradise; meyer

Got the ‘r’ and ‘a’ backward.


33 posted on 07/28/2013 11:49:37 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
and not a single c-section scar among the lot of them.

A rather bizarre observation if I might say so...........

34 posted on 07/28/2013 11:52:48 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Southern Partisan

Country Girl (Shake it for me) is quite possibly the most ridiculous song ever written. Followed closely (sang by the same twit that sang Country Girl) by “girl you make my speakers go boom boom.” And that’s a SLOW SONG!


35 posted on 07/28/2013 12:05:17 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: a fool in paradise

I don’t care what you say, you gotta love Lemmy. A redneck from England. Haha


36 posted on 07/28/2013 12:07:41 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, somehow, I believe you.


37 posted on 07/28/2013 12:09:53 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: a fool in paradise

I always thought the jewel nose stud in Indian women to be beautiful.


38 posted on 07/28/2013 12:11:39 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: advertising guy

Didn’t recognize him without his kackys.


39 posted on 07/28/2013 12:12:55 PM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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Well, I don't like tattoos or short hair on gals either.

But you gotta admit: the raw female material south of the Mason Dixon Line is without peer. All those double-named beauties with that slow Southern drawl....
I went to an Ole Miss football game one time. Thought I'd died and gone to heaven.

40 posted on 07/28/2013 12:13:28 PM PDT by Godwin1
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To: Arrowhead1952
Got the ‘r’ and ‘a’ backward.

Would that be bass-ackwards? :-)

41 posted on 07/28/2013 12:16:57 PM PDT by meyer (What would John Hancock do?)
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To: Godwin1

Went to a University of Georgia football game. Amazing how the whole city was crawling with ladies in nice dresses and men in suits (regardless of temperature).


42 posted on 07/28/2013 12:22:21 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
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To: JoeProBono

The second one from the right (our right) looks like she just stepped off a plane from New York City.


43 posted on 07/28/2013 12:33:20 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: autumnraine
I guess if they aren't really blond, they can pretend to be Hindu as well.


44 posted on 07/28/2013 12:57:47 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: ctdonath2

Soooooo, what you’re saying is that was your first football game at a SEC school. That’s typical on a gameday. Baton Rouge is the best.


45 posted on 07/28/2013 1:06:28 PM PDT by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: Las Vegas Ron

bump


46 posted on 07/28/2013 1:08:06 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: meyer

Yup, and carp is a word.


47 posted on 07/28/2013 1:34:13 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Southern Partisan

Tramp Stamps, ick.


48 posted on 07/28/2013 1:47:08 PM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: Southern Partisan

49 posted on 07/28/2013 1:49:16 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

OMG!! Whats she drinkin’?


50 posted on 07/28/2013 1:50:30 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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