Christina Andrews asks for boob job donations Not Homeless Need Boobs

CNN via ABC2 ^ | 8/10/13 | Staff

[Rebelbase]

PENSACOLA, Fl. -

Desperate times call for desperate measures, but a woman begging on the side of the road in Pensacola is not homeless.

She just wants help -- to enlarge a certain part of her body. Christina Andrews took to an intersection with a sign Thursday.

Andrews says she's never done anything like this before. It's a simple sign, with a simple message. "I just want bigger boobs, because I'm not happy with the ones that I have. And I figured this was a good way to do it. People put out signs that they're homeless. I'm not, haha, so I'm just being honest."

Andrews says she wasn't sure what kind of reaction she would get -- or if she'd actually collect any money. She did. And she says she also collected plenty of smiles and laughs as well.

[ImNotLying]

I would be willing to buy them for her if she would name them Biden and “Bami”. And if she would go around the country showing her two big boobs!

[Caipirabob]

Thanks for posting this. One more case study for my kids to study on disfunctional people.

This is useful for instructing my children. Learn about these people, their behaviors and the idiocies they are capable up to and including voting for democrats.

Then devise and exist strategy for any social encounters.

Best lessons I can teach as a dad.

[justlurking]

It’s a real shame when our women are conditioned to think their boob size is so important that they need to get sliced open and have fake bags put in them[...]

You are thinking old school. Now, they do it with endoscopic surgery. There's no visible scar, as the incision for the endoscope is in the nipple, the navel, or under the armpit.

There are videos of the procedure on YouTube, although it's not for the faint-hearted. It's not censored, so don't watch it at work.

[nascarnation]

Will we see the day when they are adjustable, like air shocks LOL.

[Peet]

I’m gonna need to see ‘em myself to see if they need to be bigger!

If so, THEN I’ll give ya’ some money...

[kelly4c]

Interesting, wasn’t aware of that. Amazing what they can do nowadays. I had read stories of getting them done the old fashioned way a long time ago and the women reported that post-surgery they were laid up to the point you need someone to zip up your pants after going to the bathroom and it was days of feeling like a bowling ball lay atop your chest with every slight movement painful.

[JimRed]

What, two aren’t enough?

;^)