Above all else, the Devil cannot stand to be mocked." - C.S. Lewis
Posted on 08/16/2013 5:37:30 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
At the Missouri State Fair, a rodeo clown put on a President Obama mask and tried to get a bull to chase him. Yeah. But it backfired because the bull sat down and said, "Let's be fair and see what he does with his second term." ~ Conan
The news that the president was mocked by a rodeo clown wearing an Obama mask has really set off a firestorm with liberals, so conservatives declared an entire day dedicated to mocking Obama on Twitter.
There are loads of tweets featuring pictures of President Obama in, well, situations that just beg to be mocked again and again because it never gets old.
These are particularly funny, as this is what set the hashtag trending:
And almost as funny as the mock Obama tweets, are the tweets from users bashing conservatives for mocking the President of the United States:
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Man goes to the doctor and says “Doc, I’m worried about my sex life. Can’t seem to make it like I used to.
DOcotr says, “Here’s what I want you to do. Walk ten miles every day and then call me in a week.”
A week later the man calls the doctor. Doctor asks “Did you walk ten miles a day like I told you?”
“Yes.”
“How’s our sex life now?”
“I don’t know. I’m seventy miles from home.”
Sadly, that’s what a lot of self-styled patriot badasses think they will do...
Sometimes the clown is a little late. Yee hawww!!
When : Always August 16th
Let's get serious now. We are not kidding. Today is National Tell a Joke Day. We hope your day is filled with chuckles and laughs.
No doubt about it. Today, will be a fun-filled day, with lots of laughter. To fully participate and enjoy this day, just tell some jokes. You can do it in person, or pass along a few humorous emails. That's easy enough to do. The more jokes you tell, the more fun this day will be. We also encourage you to listen to many jokes today. Everybody is getting into the act, and in order to "tell a joke", someone has to be present to "listen to a joke". 
W.C. Fields was asked about his drinking habits -
“Why Mr Fields! What would your father say if he knew you drank a 5th of gin a day?!!”
“What would he say about me drinking a 5th a day ? Why he’d call me a sissy!”
They would go out with a “bang”, that’s for sure.
Still, I guess that would be better than getting ground under the treads.
The moon effect is created by the lensing effect of the increased atmosphere that the light bounced off the moon has to travel through in order to be perceived by the viewer.... at least that’s what I had to focus my reflections on for one of my physics tests many moons ago (badabing)...
I went to the doctor and he told me I needed an operation
Me: “Gee, Doc! Are you sure. I’d like a second opinion.”
Doc: “A second opinion? Ok. Here’s one. You’re ugly!”
Hellzbellz, I’d shuck to the side and slap a Private Ryan Sticky Bomb on the wheels...
I’ve seen other pictures of people with swords in poses like that.
It occurs to me that in each case the sword-bearer is likely to face-plant before completing any kind of sword action.
If anyone has a clip or animation that shows me to be incorrect in this belief, please share it....
I was just informed that i have won an award for excessive laziness, can someone stop and pick it up for me?
last year i won the award for excessive procrastination, maybe i’ll pick it up tomorrow.
Man goes to busy doctor, and says “Doc, I’ve got this terrible cold, what can I do?”
Doctor is annoyed but jots down his prescription and hands it to the guy.
It reads: “Drink 8 ounces orange juice and warm bath nightly for seven days. Call.”
A week later the man calls. Doctor asks, “Have you been following my prescription?”
Man says, “I can’t do it.”
“Why’s that?”
“Drinking the juice isn’t a problem but drinking that warm bath is just too much.”
for some reason they had the heat turned way up in my office. it was so hot, a couple hobbits walked up to my cubicle and threw in a ring.
I went to a Japanese doctor once. After a complete physical, I asked him if I was healthy.
“So sorry. You have a bad case of zactlies!”
Zactlies?? I asked. What are the zatlies?
You face look zactly like your bum!, he replied.
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