I grew up and lived for 48 years in the Detroit Suburbs. I now work in Baltimore and live in the northern suburbs.
You are dead on. Detroit with crabcakes.
I don’t think I have ever been anyplace where I have seen so much good old fashioned garbage (cardboard boxes, beer cans, plastic jugs, etc. etc. etc.) in the water. So they just chuck their trash into Chesapeake Bay? What a shame.