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Man Waking Up From Surgery Stunned by His Hot Wife
New York Magazine ^ | 9/10 | Dan Amira

Posted on 09/10/2013 11:01:26 AM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: Slyfox
Nervous about getting put under, I woke up from surgery having my wisdom teeth out and I said out loud, “I am alive!”

When my stent was being inserted I was in a kind of twilight state, but I remember asking the doctors "are we having fun yet?"

41 posted on 09/10/2013 12:22:45 PM PDT by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: nickcarraway

I’ve had surgery under general anesthesia several times. I hope I didn’t say any of the crazy $hit that’s been posted on this thread!


42 posted on 09/10/2013 12:26:19 PM PDT by Sans-Culotte ( Pray for Obama- Psalm 109:8)
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To: PDGearhead

‘’I get no respect.’’ “I told my doctor “Hey doc, every morning I wake up and look in the mirror I get sick!’’ “What’s the matter with me?’’ He said “I don’t know but your eye sights perfect’’.


43 posted on 09/10/2013 12:26:41 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: nickcarraway

My Dad was in his 70’s and staying over a weekend to have ticker tests, one which required mild anesthesia, and when we left him at the hospital after the procedure he seemed to be resting comfortably.

Sometime during the night he escaped from his unit, and was found in the early hours of the morning cuddled up to a woman who was not his wife in another ward of the hospital.

He was a retired doctor who had worked in the hospital, so it gave the staff something to chuckle about. He was also a devout Mormon, and the bored Mormon housewives had something to titter about too. And of course, at home we were merciless, all about where he had been keeping his wild oats and what did Mom think about the other woman. He seemed to enjoy being the “object of scandal” LOL


44 posted on 09/10/2013 12:27:33 PM PDT by Anton.Rutter
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To: nickcarraway

I remember the story my mother told me when she was having me. They medicated her and from what the nurse told her. She was telling the doctor how much she loved him and grabbed his hand and blah blah LOL. Glad dad wasn’t there LOL


45 posted on 09/10/2013 12:30:34 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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Smart dude.


46 posted on 09/10/2013 12:33:25 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: nickcarraway

Who video tapes anyone coming out of surgery?


47 posted on 09/10/2013 1:02:48 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
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“Who video tapes anyone coming out of surgery?”

Got my son on video before he went in for MRSA surgery. He was looped on Demerol and was singing, “Barney is a dinosaur from southern California.”


48 posted on 09/10/2013 1:12:05 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Make today a great day. Insult a liberal.)
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To: Sherman Logan

Or who the father was.


49 posted on 09/10/2013 1:26:28 PM PDT by Freestate316 (Know what you believe and why you believe it.)
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To: DannyTN

I used to see that reaction from guys who were anesthetized with Jack Daniels.


50 posted on 09/10/2013 1:31:09 PM PDT by Freestate316 (Know what you believe and why you believe it.)
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To: FrdmLvr
Who video tapes anyone coming out of surgery?

Actually, many hospitals have security cameras in the recovery rooms as routine practice.

A few years back there were a bunch of claims by women that they were molested in the recovery rooms. Some hospitals put in the cameras and when the claims continued they were able to demonstrate that the molestations were hallucinated.

51 posted on 09/10/2013 1:32:29 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Mark Steyn: "In the Middle East, the enemy of our enemy is also our enemy.")
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To: rochester_veteran

Kind of stubby fingers though.


52 posted on 09/10/2013 1:42:10 PM PDT by Sawdring
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To: Patriot Babe

I have a question. If you’re the wife, are you complemented, or do you suddenly realize you are out-of-the-league of your husband and horribly undermarried?


53 posted on 09/10/2013 1:49:13 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: FrdmLvr

pretty common with everybody walking around with a video camera built into their phone.


54 posted on 09/10/2013 2:09:02 PM PDT by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: nickcarraway

What an idiot.


55 posted on 09/10/2013 2:10:18 PM PDT by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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To: nickcarraway

He’s stoned out of his mind.


56 posted on 09/10/2013 2:20:36 PM PDT by linn37
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To: nickcarraway; Chode

Did Laz get married and we not know about it?


57 posted on 09/10/2013 2:22:43 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: nickcarraway

My wife after having a c-section woke up, she was screaming like a maniac.... she has no recall at all of doing that...

She still doesn’t believe me...


58 posted on 09/10/2013 2:43:05 PM PDT by Popman (Liberal wars are about killing people for humanitarian reasons...)
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To: nickcarraway

hmmmm good question LOL


59 posted on 09/10/2013 3:10:04 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: dangerdoc

I know. It’s a sickness.


60 posted on 09/10/2013 3:33:11 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
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