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First Lady Michelle Obama’s Garden Rotting
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/rightwing238.html ^

Posted on 10/15/2013 10:38:38 AM PDT by navysealdad

Squirrels are working White house garden while Michelle’s gardeners will get paid for doing nothing. House gardeners are allowed only to water the plots and cannot harvest the vegetables. Park Service gardeners who normally tend the mushrooms, peppers, squash and other tasty items have only been permitted to water the plants. Under the peculiar rules in effect, they are not allowed to rake or weed or even mow the grass. Pounds and pounds of ripe organic bounty have gone to waste. Weeds are springing up

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1 posted on 10/15/2013 10:38:39 AM PDT by navysealdad
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To: navysealdad

Lazy b****...


2 posted on 10/15/2013 10:39:15 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!!!)
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To: navysealdad
Barrys got it COVERED hes bought an islamic Market Franchise....


3 posted on 10/15/2013 10:40:03 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ( Un-Documented Journalist / Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team)
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To: navysealdad

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3078987/posts


4 posted on 10/15/2013 10:41:32 AM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the mooslimbs trying to kill them-)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

So much for ‘she has people for that’. ‘Their’ rules are being imposed to make the appearance of maximum pain. A person would think that ‘our house’ would have the sense to put in an automatic sprinkler system.


5 posted on 10/15/2013 10:42:54 AM PDT by toolman1401
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To: navysealdad

What...

Moochelle had to free her field hands?


6 posted on 10/15/2013 10:42:55 AM PDT by RedMDer (http://www.dontfundobamacare.com/)
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To: RedMDer

Harry and Barry did it.


7 posted on 10/15/2013 10:43:46 AM PDT by toolman1401
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To: navysealdad

8 posted on 10/15/2013 10:43:47 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Is John's moustache long enough YET?)
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To: navysealdad

I guess the Obamas will have to eat the squirrels. Maybe their fleas will carry Bubonic plague.


9 posted on 10/15/2013 10:43:49 AM PDT by pallis
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To: RedMDer

She is not intelligent enough to get in volunteers like other First Ladies?

That would be helping ourselves wouldn’t it?

None of that.


10 posted on 10/15/2013 10:44:30 AM PDT by Chickensoup (we didn't love freedom enough... Solzhenitsyn.)
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To: navysealdad

far be it from her to tend her own garden...


11 posted on 10/15/2013 10:44:45 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: navysealdad

Rotting just like the handler.


12 posted on 10/15/2013 10:44:46 AM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: pallis

Rats’ are known to eat squirrels.


13 posted on 10/15/2013 10:45:14 AM PDT by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: navysealdad

Is there a better metaphor for the phony emptiness of this Admin’s promises???


14 posted on 10/15/2013 10:46:15 AM PDT by originalbuckeye (Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy)
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To: navysealdad

So Michelle can’t tend her garden unless there are herds of cameras nearby?


15 posted on 10/15/2013 10:46:50 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: navysealdad

What’s wrong, did the Queen’s slaves get furloughed?


16 posted on 10/15/2013 10:47:09 AM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America (If Americans were as concerned for their country as Egyptians are, Obama would be ousted!)
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To: navysealdad; a fool in paradise
What is the First Family going to do with their watermelon?


17 posted on 10/15/2013 10:47:55 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: navysealdad
First Lady Michelle Obama’s Garden Rotting

like her husband's (the beard), regime and his medical care entitlement.

18 posted on 10/15/2013 10:49:30 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America

Since we all knew that garden was nothing but a publicity stunt from the beginning. AS IF she had anything to do with that garden in the first place. Most real gardeners would cringe to let good food they had worked hard to grow go to waste.


19 posted on 10/15/2013 10:49:36 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Maybe the barrycades kept her from picking the crops.
20 posted on 10/15/2013 10:49:48 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
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To: Revolting cat!

Ye Royal Gardeners have been tea bagged... er, I mean sacked!


21 posted on 10/15/2013 10:50:35 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: RedMDer

Barry, Barry, quite contrary.
How does Moochelle’s garden grow?


22 posted on 10/15/2013 10:51:12 AM PDT by Salamander (Blue Oyster Cult Will Be The Soundtrack For The Revolution.....)
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To: navysealdad

If they were not so stupid Michelle and her two kids would be out there picking veggies about 2 hours per day and maybe a little raking. What a great PR opportunity. So glad they are not taking advantage of it.


23 posted on 10/15/2013 10:52:00 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: navysealdad

Why can’t she get her lazy ass out there and tend to the garden.
The shutdown has nothing to do with her “fake garden”.


24 posted on 10/15/2013 10:52:01 AM PDT by svcw (Socialism is so great, that it will be forced on you.)
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To: navysealdad; a fool in paradise
It's takeout time at the White Hut!

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25 posted on 10/15/2013 10:54:02 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: navysealdad

Bad fruit. You shall know them by their fruits.


26 posted on 10/15/2013 10:54:31 AM PDT by Heartlander2
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To: originalbuckeye

My sentiments exactly. A more fitting metaphor for this morally corrupt pack of hoodlums if ever there was one.


27 posted on 10/15/2013 10:55:32 AM PDT by jmacusa (I don't think so, but I doubt it.)
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To: navysealdad

Symbolism over substance...Nothing but a PR stunt from day 1


28 posted on 10/15/2013 10:57:00 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: Heartlander2
You shall know them by their fruits.

Can't get more literal than that.

29 posted on 10/15/2013 10:57:38 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: navysealdad

30 posted on 10/15/2013 11:03:03 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: navysealdad

“First Lady Michelle Obama’s Garden Rotting”

Can’t she afford a hysterectomy on Obamacare ?


31 posted on 10/15/2013 11:03:50 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: navysealdad

Michelle is alone, holed up in the first bedroom, doors locked, darkened with the blinds pulled, wigs sitting on mannequin heads, dozens of shoes piled in the corners, pricey clothing strewn around the room.....sobbing about her life, all she has done for the American people and her many sacrifices and this is what they do to her. But the greatest loss, there is no one to tend her garden, what was once fertile soil now is barren. When they see her rotting tomatoes, the distorted eggplant, and large cucumbers going to waste....they will understand.


32 posted on 10/15/2013 11:03:58 AM PDT by Toespi
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To: navysealdad

Hey Mooch. Waddle your fat ass outside and pick the vegetables. They’re good for you, and you can use the exercise.


33 posted on 10/15/2013 11:04:07 AM PDT by Kenton
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To: navysealdad

She and the kids could make quick work of this “problem.” Speaks volumes that they don’t.


34 posted on 10/15/2013 11:06:14 AM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: navysealdad

First Lady Michelle Obama’s Garden Rotting

WELL.......................

A fish rots from the head down....

Something Is Rotten in the State of Denmark, er DC....


35 posted on 10/15/2013 11:07:08 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: navysealdad
This is what is happening to our country when posers and bullfecal masters are allowed to steer it. They have no idea what drives the economy and wealth as they only know how to reap the benefits and steal from those that know how to work.
36 posted on 10/15/2013 11:08:20 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: navysealdad

If its suppose to be Michelle’s garden why isnt she the one out working in it ???

Nana’s garden is Nana’s garden because Nana digs the garden with a shovel, sows the seeds, weeds and waters, and picks the crops..

and gets mud under her nails...

and puts peelings, egg shells etc back in it as her Dad taught her long before the current greenies were born..

Few items rot in Nana’s garden...

so whose garden are we speaking of ???


37 posted on 10/15/2013 11:09:05 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: RedMDer

Snap off that boob belt and get out there and pick it yourself, girl.


38 posted on 10/15/2013 11:10:14 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks ("Say Not the Struggle Naught Availeth.")
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To: navysealdad

cannot harvest the vegetables
________________________________________

Were the EBT crowd told about these plentiful shelves errr rows ???


39 posted on 10/15/2013 11:11:56 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

no kidding. Pick the stuff yourself, and u could have the kids pitch in.
They coulda/shoulda used Michelle’s image as a scarecrow!!!!


40 posted on 10/15/2013 11:16:18 AM PDT by ronniesgal (who thought I would be agreeing with Putin????)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

No profanity adequate for these slithering traitors, IMO.


41 posted on 10/15/2013 11:17:02 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: navysealdad

Funny on so many levels.


42 posted on 10/15/2013 11:17:08 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (It's hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.)
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To: navysealdad
This garden is 1,100 square feet....as in 35’ x 35’ max.

I've had bigger gardens, and managed to pick all the tomatoes sans park rangers.

43 posted on 10/15/2013 11:20:45 AM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: Revolting cat!
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44 posted on 10/15/2013 11:20:53 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: UCANSEE2

Hah!


45 posted on 10/15/2013 11:21:54 AM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: navysealdad

What can she do if her $100K/yr gardeners don’t pick the tomatoes?

Pray America is Waking Up


46 posted on 10/15/2013 11:23:30 AM PDT by bray (Coming Jan 2014: The Republic of Texas 2022)
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To: navysealdad

Operation Rotten Garden will be rename to Operation Compost Pile.


47 posted on 10/15/2013 11:28:55 AM PDT by theDentist (FUBO; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: navysealdad

I’m sure that she could find any number of food pantry volunteers to pick those vegetables - that is, if she wanted to feed poor people rather than provide a photo op.


48 posted on 10/15/2013 11:32:49 AM PDT by RonF
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To: navysealdad

Well, Shelley....LET’S MOVE!
Get your arse out there and pick some tomatoes!!


49 posted on 10/15/2013 11:41:07 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: navysealdad

Michele, Malia, Natasha, and Barack can get out there and pick their own veggies and pull their own weeds. Don’t brag about having a garden if you’re not willing to care for it yourself just because taxpayers won’t pay someone else to do it for you.


50 posted on 10/15/2013 11:41:37 AM PDT by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
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