Posted on 11/27/2013 9:20:24 AM PST by GraceG
Here is a Holiday Humour thread to share and write Holiday Song Parodies that are relevant tot he dystopian state we all find ourselves in today.
My first entry in this thread is my newly created: "The NSA is Watching Your Town" sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to town"
You better watch out You better not cry Better not shout I'm telling you why The NSA is watching your town
They are puttin' you on a list So you can't fly anywhere twice; Spying on you if you're naughty or nice The NSA is watching your town
They hack your computer when you're sleeping Take your info when you're awake They don't care if you've been bad or good So be good for your own sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry Better not shout I'm telling you why The NSA is watching your town
Dunno why, but I am in a Christmas song parody mood these last few days...
“The NSA is Watching Your Town”
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not shout
I’m telling you why
The NSA is watching your town
They are puttin’ you on a list
So you can’t fly anywhere twice
Spying on you if you’re naughty or nice
The NSA is watching your town
They hack your computer when you’re sleeping
Take your info when you’re awake
They don’t care if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for your own sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not shout
I’m telling you why
The NSA is watching your town
Reposting because the formatting was destroyed...
I got Hutaree living down the street from me, of course they’re watching.
God rest ye merry gentlemen let nothing you dismay.
Barack our mighty savior was born on some unknown day, to save us all from freedoms power 'cause he think's we've gone astray
Oh! tidings of free condoms and joy condoms and joy
Oh! tidings of free condoms and joy!
Were you stationed in Korea in the 80’s?
The Christmas Song 2013
(Tune:Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...)
With apologies to Songwriters
WELLS, ROBERT / TORME, MEL
Computers watching on an open thread,
Big Brother snipeing at your prose
You’re little bits being stored for inquire
And folks lined up in HMO’s.....
Everybody knows the turkey in the White Hut now
Helps to kill the season’s lights
Tiny dots of light in the snow
Will find it hard to keep warm tonight
We know that Obama’s on his way
He’s loaded lots of regs and EO’s on his plate
And every mother’s child is gonna cry
Because the TSA will not let them fly........
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it’s been said many times
Many ways, Merry Christmas to you
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it’s been said many times
Many ways, Merry Christmas to you
No. Sorry I was referring to this thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3096045/posts
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