Posted on 12/06/2013 4:36:39 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Edited on 12/06/2013 4:50:12 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein 0bama:
1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. 0bama used the very same Bible Lincoln used for his inauguration.
2. Lincoln came from Illinois. 0bama comes from Illinois.
3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. 0bama served in the Illinois Legislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. 0bama had very little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. 0bama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
6. Lincoln was highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others. 0bama is highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others.
7. Lincoln was a tall, skinny lawyer. 0bama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
8. Lincoln held to basic Conservative and Christian views. 0bama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
9. Lincoln volunteered in the Illinois militia; once as a captain, twice as a private. 0bama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
10. Lincoln firmly believed in able persons carrying their own weight. 0bama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
11. Lincoln was undeniably, and without any doubt, born in the United States. 0bama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
12. Lincoln was honest - so honest that he was called ‘”Honest Abe.” 0bama is a tall, skinny lawyer.
Curling season is finally here! TGIF!
Then upon further inspection I see that the word "poop" isn't even in there. So not only do I see the scatological, but I manufacture it out of nothingness.
Maybe I need to go have my morning constitutional.
Money, Intelligence, Humour (I guess this came from UK?).
New golf term.....
There’s Birdie, Bogey, Slice & hook...
The golf term “bad lie” is now referred to as “an Obama”.
Love, Beauty, Popularity.
How I spotted the last one is beyond me. I’ve never given a rat’s posterior about being popular...
Karma....
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Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. “Hey, show us your teats, ye bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.
The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, “I don’t think they know who we are - show them your cross.”
So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”
Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, “Was that cross enough?”
No, silly. That's the name of the largest law firm in Warsaw.
Big is back: bigger is better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl8mQhxhE_Q
Another quality home game from Butler Brothers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmSSVt7Mfkk
Love Health Happiness.
Proving great news men know they have to go to where the story is. (btw Curling women rock !! I love seeing a woman sweeping, with a broom in her hands.)
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