A little girl asked her Mom, “Mommy, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”
Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”
“What’s that mean?” asked the child.
“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage,” says Mom.
The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Daddy, may I take Bella for a walk around the block? I asked Mommy, but she said Bella is in heat, and to come ask you.”
Dad said, “Bring Bella over here.” Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline, and dabbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, “OK, you can go now, but keep Bella on the leash and only go one time round the block.”
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Bella?”
The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block so another dog is pushing her home.”