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Dogs align themselves with Earth’s magnetic field when it comes time to poop
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Posted on 01/02/2014 3:00:23 PM PST by Perdogg

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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOL!


21 posted on 01/02/2014 3:13:57 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Perdogg

Really, now?

It’s winter in Wisconsin - lots of snow & sub-zero temps. My short-legged Basset Hound pooped IN THE POLE BARN today, to get OUT of said weather.

Pretty sure the magnetic pole had NOTHING to do with that, LOL!


22 posted on 01/02/2014 3:14:27 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Perdogg

If you get lost in the wilderness just watch your dog poop?


23 posted on 01/02/2014 3:14:33 PM PST by QT3.14 (Anagram: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA = An Arab Backed Imposter)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

“I thought they automatically aligned it with an expensive rug.”

OMG! How true! LOL!


24 posted on 01/02/2014 3:15:15 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Perdogg

My dogs apparently aren’t that smart. They crap wherever they feel like it.


25 posted on 01/02/2014 3:15:16 PM PST by ilovesarah2012
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To: OneWingedShark
It's a little yapping dog. Perfect for experimentation.

/johnny

26 posted on 01/02/2014 3:16:22 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Perdogg

“German researchers studied 70 dogs during 1,893 defecations....”

That could be the best line ever written in the history of news.


27 posted on 01/02/2014 3:17:12 PM PST by Oliviaforever
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To: Perdogg
Hell when the poles flip..there going to be alot of constipated dogs
28 posted on 01/02/2014 3:17:50 PM PST by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
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To: ilovesarah2012
My dogs apparently aren’t that smart. They crap wherever they feel like it.

And usually take their sweet time looking for, "The Perfect Poop Zone," when it's raining or bitterly cold.
29 posted on 01/02/2014 3:19:58 PM PST by RandallFlagg (IRS = Internal Revenge Service)
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To: Perdogg
When it was unstable, such as during a solar flare, the dogs would become confused.

Too much gnawing on barbecued chicken bones will cause them to be confused all over the carpets and floors.
30 posted on 01/02/2014 3:21:23 PM PST by TomGuy
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To: RandallFlagg

Exactly. I’m always telling mine that one spot is as good as another.


31 posted on 01/02/2014 3:21:28 PM PST by ilovesarah2012
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To: Perdogg

Mmmm, nah. I’ve seen my dog poop pointing in all different directions.


32 posted on 01/02/2014 3:23:26 PM PST by SkyDancer ("How Can People Ask Forgiveness If They Won't Forgive Others?")
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To: Perdogg

Useless perhaps, but an interesting way to assess if dogs have vestiges of an internal navigation system based on electromagnetic fields along the line of what birds have.


33 posted on 01/02/2014 3:24:08 PM PST by ifinnegan
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To: JRandomFreeper

If the experiment results in the subject assuming room temperature, Obama would appreciate delivery of said subject to the service entrance of the White Mosque.


34 posted on 01/02/2014 3:24:31 PM PST by GladesGuru (Islam Delenda Est - Because of what Islam is and because of what Muslims do.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Magnetically-aligned doggie poop non-ping?


35 posted on 01/02/2014 3:26:36 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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To: Perdogg

Olga my dachshund goes in circles when she goes. Just in case something has moved.


36 posted on 01/02/2014 3:26:47 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (This is not just stupid, we're talking Democrat stupid here.)
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To: Yaelle

“Cats automatically align all vomiting with soft, expensive floorings and furniture. If they feel the need to puke, they will race across yards and yards of hardwood floor or stone tile to reach the soft expensive persian rug and then heave.”

LOL!


37 posted on 01/02/2014 3:27:38 PM PST by expat1000
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To: ilovesarah2012
My dogs apparently aren’t that smart. They crap wherever they feel like it.

Of course they do, but which direction do they point in?

38 posted on 01/02/2014 3:27:49 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Perdogg

sounds like graduate research is getting a bit easier (since Dr. Pittendrigh invited me to sex fruit flies for him....

(you inspect each fly and put all the males together in one big beaker, sort of like an orgy in San Francisco)


39 posted on 01/02/2014 3:29:28 PM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: Pearls Before Swine

My dog points in random directions, I guess the magnetic field moves a lot.


40 posted on 01/02/2014 3:29:55 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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