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50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's Birthday (barf!)
ABC News ^ | January 17, 2014

Posted on 01/17/2014 10:15:39 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia

First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 today, and although the big White House celebration planned by President Obama isn’t until Saturday, that doesn’t mean you have to wait to celebrate.

If your invite to Saturday’s dance party in Washington went missing, here are 50 other ways to honor the first lady on her big day — by doing some of her favorite things, from wearing stylish dresses to eating your veggies to doing the Dougie, preferably with Jimmy Fallon.

1. Dance to Beyonce

2. Eat your vegetables

3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too

4. Work out yours arms

5. Make the cover of Vogue

6. Call the president, “Barack”

7. Plant a garden

8. Buy a Jason Wu dress

9. Drink lots of water

10. Get bangs

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KEYWORDS: abcdisneynews; barfalert; bucketlist; foryourownfood; hypocrite; michellebirthday; michelleobama; nannystate; obamunism; pravdamedia; theobamashow
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas; Revolting cat!

Americans are getting Monday off as a holy day in her honor. Cause BARACK is just that generous!


21 posted on 01/17/2014 10:31:11 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas; GeronL
48. Put a heckler in his place


22 posted on 01/17/2014 10:32:05 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Let’s not and say we did


23 posted on 01/17/2014 10:32:17 AM PST by jersey117
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas; GeronL
41. Travel the world on Air Force One

If there was "lifestyle equality" in this world, we could but instead the taxpayers fund the Obama's lavish lifestyle.

24 posted on 01/17/2014 10:33:28 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas; GeronL
35. Thank a veteran

By taking away his/her promised money...

25 posted on 01/17/2014 10:34:36 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Revolting cat!

what the crap...?


26 posted on 01/17/2014 10:35:26 AM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

This could be satire. But it’s not. What it is, is sickening. Half the people in this country worship the obamas and they all believe he’s handsome and she’s beautiful. That’s how brainwashed they are.


27 posted on 01/17/2014 10:38:21 AM PST by VerySadAmerican (".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

My list:

Eat a greasy burger
Have Hetero relations with spouse
Drink a Big Gulp
Extra salt on those fries
Groove to Van Halen
Call the POSOTUS, POSOTUS
Drink lots of Beer
Go out plinking


28 posted on 01/17/2014 10:38:32 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: GeronL

In that movie (”The Phantom of Liberty”) crapping was done in public, while eating was done in private. It’s on Youtube, I understand.


29 posted on 01/17/2014 10:38:35 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

11. Wear one of those padded derrieres in the super-ginormous size that says “Happy Buttday” across it.


30 posted on 01/17/2014 10:39:08 AM PST by KGeorge (Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
  1. Stare angrily
  2. Stare angrily at Barack
  3. Promote a garden grown in toxic waste.
  4. Don't eat any of the produce grown in the toxic garden.
  5. Feed children horrible tasting food.
  6. Enjoy a privileged life while dissing your country.
  7. Admit Barack was born in Kenya.
  8. Vacation in Hawaii.
  9. Buy super expensive clothes that look like they were homeless shelter rejects.

31 posted on 01/17/2014 10:44:57 AM PST by DannyTN (A>)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

!. Pray for deliverance from the plague visited upon our nation.

2. Get a root canal.

3. Schedule a colonoscopy.


32 posted on 01/17/2014 10:46:09 AM PST by txrefugee
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

33 posted on 01/17/2014 10:47:19 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

They forgot:

Pull down the curtains and make yourself a dress from them.

Stuff a pillow in your pants and “celebrate” Michelle’s huge backside.

Go on a lavish vacation and stick someone else with the bill.

Visit an all-you-can-eat joint and gobble like a prize hog.


34 posted on 01/17/2014 10:49:54 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: gaijin

I know...every time I think I can’t be shocked, I prove myself wrong.

Just try to imagine a similar screed with Laura Bush as the subject. It’s inconceivable.


35 posted on 01/17/2014 10:51:33 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: KarlInOhio

51. Let garden rot during shutdown in hopes Ted Cruz and Mike Lee will look bad.


36 posted on 01/17/2014 10:56:41 AM PST by crazycatlady
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I don’t remember seeing anything remotely resembling such caca when other first ladies celebrated their birthdays. Yep, fair and balanced.


37 posted on 01/17/2014 10:57:39 AM PST by USNA74
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To: a fool in paradise
American "cheese" will be served at the party.


38 posted on 01/17/2014 10:57:41 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: Slyfox
LOL! Good picture!

hat tacky people, they throw a party and because they have to pay for it instead of us, they tell guests to eat before they come!

Just when I think these people can't surprise me with their garbage, along they come with something else....

40 posted on 01/17/2014 11:03:04 AM PST by CAluvdubya (Molon Labe)
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