***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Official photo of Justin Bieber's arrest early yesterday morning.

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A thousand private jets are planning to land in New York for the Super Bowl.
New Yorkers said, "Well, at least SOME Jets are headed to the Super Bowl." ~ Fallon

"Yesterday the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks advanced to the big game, which means this year’s Super Bowl will have teams from the two states where recreational marijuana is legal. Or as pizza delivery men put it, 'Pray for us.'" –Jimmy Fallon

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"On Friday, Russian President Vladimir Putin said gay people at the Olympics should not fear for their safety despite the country's anti-gay laws. He said they should fear for their safety because they're in Russia." –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House announced that President Obama will visit Pope Francis in the near future. Pope Francis thinks Obamacare can be a success. Sure, he's the Pope. He has to believe in miracles." –Jay Leno

"Health authorities say they're seeing a massive increase in antibiotic drug-resistant diseases and are predicting a worldwide epidemic of diseases we can no longer treat. That's great news, huh? We finally get healthcare and now we've got diseases you can't treat." –Jay Leno

"Health officials are now warning that pot smoking can cause apathy. In fact, a recent poll shows that most pot smokers couldn't care less." –Jay Leno

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Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius. Click here for more.

[Currentriverrat]

TGIF>>>>>>>!!!!!!!

[tomkow6]

As it’s no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, a Canadian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentinian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.

The bouncer said, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai. “

[justrepublican]

Same thing I got, but my first grandchild was born monday.

[N. Theknow]

Count me in for your PING list. Thank you

[nothingnew]

4later

FMCDH(BITS)

[justrepublican]

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[IM2MAD]

Funny screensaver.

http://media.y8.com/system/contents/13365/original/Falling_Obama.swf

[TheOldLady]

Oh Good Grief! He can’t even be a screen saver properly! It’s fun to help him along, though. Thanks for the link.

[Bookwoman]

Still ping me please! I may not post, but I look forward to some silliness all week! You do a wonderful job with this and I appreciate the time you put into it!

[Cyber Liberty]

I'm updating my ping list, so raise your hand if you are here and still want to be counted on my ping list.

Hand raised!

Real line from a Three Stooges short: "...so I'm writing you this letter. If you don't get it, let me know and I'll write another."

[Cyber Liberty]

I told this to a friend from Thailand and he was insulted. Good job!

[martin_fierro]

FACEPAW

[martin_fierro]

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Q: How many people of a particular race, nationality, ethnicity, color, profession, religion, political persuasion or sexual orientation does it take to change a light bulb?

A: A finite number greater than 1. One to change the bulb, and the rest to engage in some behavior believed to be typical of their particular race, nationality, ethnicity, color, profession, religion, political persuasion or sexual orientation.

[Slings and Arrows]

[martin_fierro]

I'D VIS IT

2X

[gymbeau]

Please keep me on the Ping list!
I'd have to crawl off and die if Silliness stopped!

Cheers, and thanks,
Jim

[MortMan]

Please keep me on the list!

[N. Theknow]

Helloooooo...Best Buy.

[abishai]