Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives

CNN ^ | 16 April 2016 | Alan Duke

[Theoria]

Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

Details about what triggered the incident were not available.

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

[wku man]

"Imagine spending your life singing that stuff."

Well, it's neither singing nor music. Rappers rap because they can't sing, and "music" has to have rhythm, melody and harmony. Rap has lots of rhythm, but no melody or harmony.

But yeah, it would drive you crazy...if you had the intelligence to be driven crazy in the first place. Most rappers and rap fans don't.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

[Salamander]

It is now.

[GeronL]

I think this happened on Red Dwarf in season 7

[Vince Ferrer]

If Obama had a son...

He wouldn't have a grandson.

[Hot Tabasco]

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group

Johnson dismembers his own "Johnson".........

Or, Johnson severs ties to his "Johnson"........

Or, "Unable to get a full grasp on his Johnson, Johnson severs his ties with his own member"

[Salamander]

Andre Sans-Johnson.

[dfwgator]

Guess he’s going to join King Missile.

[Constitution Day]

LOL!

[Cyman]

No way he cut off his johnson and then jumped. A LOT more believable is someone cut off his johnson then threw him off a building.

[rdcbn]

Somebody should have told the guy that if he wanted to copy Jason Collins and come out of the closet as Gay/Transgender to revive a shortened career don’t just flip a coin - choose the first option.

[353FMG]

Wow, how romantic.

Did he yodel on the way down?

[AZLiberty]

I hope he writes a song about this, though it might be better as country than as rap.

[catfish1957]

Rumor has it that his next album will be.... Yo, who the f*** needs a urinal!

[martin_fierro]

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[A_Former_Democrat]

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

Jump Around!

[rdcbn]

Um, the Rapper Formerly known as Andre Johnson. He’s just Andre now. Johnson has left the building!

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If Andre now decides he wants be even more like Prince, wonder what his sign is gonna to be?

[PeteePie]

[TangoLimaSierra]

Well, I think his penis ejected when it saw what was going on.

[dfwgator]

Um, the Rapper Formerly known as Andre Johnson. He’s just Andre now. Johnson has left the building!

"You can call me Re, or you can call me Dre, but you doesn't have to call me Johnson."