Posted on 05/24/2014 10:27:47 PM PDT by equalator
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch? Phil.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall. Art.
Sorry, no deal. Your “cool points” are nearly expended whenever you wear dive gear of any type, but this contraption drops your coolness down into the “Richard Nixon twerking with Jimmy Carter” levels.
That’s just not something I’m prepared to accept.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? Skip.
What do you call a girl with no right arm and no right leg? Eileen.
What do you call as Asian girl with no right arm and no right leg? Irene.
(OK, I’m done)
What do you call a mexican hooker with no legs? (Cunsuelo.)
What do you call a guy playing baseball with no arms or legs...... first base. (Yikes, I can’t believe I remember and told this old joke from when I was in 7th grade!)
Nothing new about it.
I had one over 50 years ago.
Improvements have been made in the design, but the concept is the same.
Some of us are just lame in the water. I seem to have no reflexes designed to prolong life in an aquatic environment, but I like swimming around with colorful fish on rare occasions.
This device was probably invented by someone like me.
A good blast of air will clear just fine. Valves will jam at the worst time. I like the “big bore” tubes for easy breathing, though they are harder for small lungs to clear.
While scuba diving down in the keys ive seen guys free diving down at 60 feet. They did have a snorkel though.
I did some 20+ foot free-dives at St. Johns. Nowhere near as tough as 60 feet, but the kids swimming around me thought it was pretty badass, so there’s that.
I need weights to get down even 20 feet.
What do you call a guy with no legs ringing your doorbell? Neil.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch? Phil.
What do you call the guy at your front door who has no arms or legs? Matt
Whaddya call that snorkel guy with no arms and no legs floating in the water? (Bob)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall. Art.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? Skip.
What do you call a girl with no right arm and no right leg? Eileen.
What do you call as Asian girl with no right arm and no right leg? Irene.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on your doorstep? (Matt.)
What do you call a mexican hooker with no legs? (Cunsuelo.)
What do you call a guy playing baseball with no arms or legs...... first base.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox? (Bill)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? (Russell)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a mountain? (Cliff) (just made that one up)
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the creek? (Eddy) (just made that one up)
UN PC humor in a good/serious thread BUMP!
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