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Facts suggest vets delayed own tests to make Obama look bad
The Peopls Cube ^ | 5/22/14 | Opiate of the People

Posted on 06/04/2014 8:00:47 AM PDT by laotzu

After the recent revelation of long wait times and delays in care at VA hospitals shocked the nation, congressional Democrats from both houses and independent journalists undertook their own investigation to determine the cause of the problem.

What they found was shocking: evidence of a coordinated conspiracy among numerous ill veterans to avoid seeking medical care and blame their subsequent problems on President Obama.

"It's racism pure and simple." said one congressional staffer who played a tape recording of a VA patient telling an undercover investigator "I'm supposed to go for a colonoscopy next week but I'm gonna skip it and blame it on Obama if I get sick."

"I know it sounds an awful lot like me," the staffer said of the tape, "but it is a VA patient. Trust me."

While on the surface, it seems incredible and even bizarre that anyone would go to such lengths to embarrass a politician they dislike, it is consistent with the pattern of racism that has emerged since the coronation of the country's first black president in January 2009.

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Famous investigative journalist and perpetual victim of bad hairstyling Eleanor Clift recently once again debunked the Benghazi accusations against the president:

"I'd like to point out that Ambassador Stevens was not 'murdered'," she said, bending her fingers in the air to suggest the drawing of quote marks, "but died of smoke inhalation in a CIA safe room."

Another journalist put it more bluntly: "It's safe to say racists in the CIA murdered him to make Obama look bad."

(snip)

"The racism in this country is sickening!" chanted all living MSNBC commentators in unison. "It's obvious the Tea Party was plotting against Barack Obama nearly two centuries before he was born. If that's not racism, what is?"

Experts are at a loss to explain why so many seemingly normal people are consumed by such hatred for President Obama.

"You take former President Bush," said one psychologist wearing a "Buck Fush" T-shirt. "On the surface, he seems like a nice guy, always smiling like a chimp. So you tell me why he started two unnecessary wars to ensure that 10 years later the VA hospitals would be overloaded and make America's first black president look bad! How do you explain that, huh?"

"I don't understand what drives people to irrational hatred, but I'm sure it has something to do with the Koch Brothers," mused Senator Harry Reid (D-NV).

"I don't know what the next phony scandal to arise around Barack Obama will be," said future House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi, "but one thing I know for sure: racist hatred of the president will be behind it. It always is."


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: satire; va

1 posted on 06/04/2014 8:00:47 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: laotzu

Yeah that’s it. Veterans postponed treatment for terminal diseases and wounds to make this oxygen thief look bad?...

Who thinks this crap up?


2 posted on 06/04/2014 8:03:59 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: laotzu

I actually believe every word of this ;)


3 posted on 06/04/2014 8:04:08 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: laotzu
"What they found was shocking: evidence of a coordinated conspiracy among numerous ill veterans to avoid seeking medical care and blame their subsequent problems on President Obama. "

Bull Dung!

4 posted on 06/04/2014 8:04:40 AM PDT by The_Republic_Of_Maine (Be kept informed on Maine's secession, sign up at freemaine@hushmail.com)
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To: laotzu

LOL! You almost got me with that one...!


5 posted on 06/04/2014 8:05:14 AM PDT by 88keys (broken glass GOP; it matters, replace the Dems. 2014!!)
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To: laotzu

this is satire folks.


6 posted on 06/04/2014 8:05:38 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
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To: laotzu

Have no fear, they will get around to attacking the victims. They always do.


7 posted on 06/04/2014 8:05:39 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: Chickensoup

For now.


8 posted on 06/04/2014 8:06:17 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin.)
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To: laotzu

Well now the idea of this nasty admin is to blame vets in order to make people feel sorry for the communist in cheap. And of course all the soldiers that were in the same platoon with Obama’s new rescue from Afghan deserter, are all liars because Chuck Hagel can find no evidence that Bergdahl deserted.

I can’t handle this crap anymore. That stinkin’ Congress needs to do their job and impeach Obama ASAP.


9 posted on 06/04/2014 8:06:54 AM PDT by dforest
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To: Chickensoup; laotzu

Should be pulled.

Not funny in the least.

People DIED.


10 posted on 06/04/2014 8:08:22 AM PDT by WildHighlander57 ((WildHighlander57, returning after lurking since 2000)
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To: Chickensoup

oops, but this is probably what they O admin will do. People shouldn’t help them with ideas. LOL


11 posted on 06/04/2014 8:08:27 AM PDT by dforest
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To: laotzu

Now I know how Jonathan Swift felt when his satirical proposal that the Irish should eat their own children was accepted as a realistic suggestion to ease hunger. It is increasingly difficult to distinguish satire from faithful reporting.


12 posted on 06/04/2014 8:08:32 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: Chickensoup
this is satire folks.

...is it?

13 posted on 06/04/2014 8:08:39 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: The_Republic_Of_Maine
Yep. First reaction of a veteran who is diagnosed with a serious illness is "I'm going to avoid medical care so I can die early and blame it on Obama!"

Everything is all about Obama.

14 posted on 06/04/2014 8:10:27 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Norm Lenhart

I am not really sure if this is satire or not


15 posted on 06/04/2014 8:10:32 AM PDT by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period. PALIN/CRUZ 2016)
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To: laotzu

Must be the fault of those evil veterans. King Obama is incapable of doing wrong. /s


16 posted on 06/04/2014 8:10:34 AM PDT by Politicalkiddo (The more helpless the victim, the more hideous the assault.)
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To: Chickensoup

Yeah, it’s satire, but it points out the SOP of the left wrt the Obama presidency - he’s always the victim. Anyone that criticizes him is a racist.


17 posted on 06/04/2014 8:11:49 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Chickensoup

MSNBC will report this as if it is truth.


18 posted on 06/04/2014 8:11:51 AM PDT by billyboy15
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To: Mr. K

As I said...I believe every word of it. Iven though it IS supposed to be satire. ;)


19 posted on 06/04/2014 8:11:57 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: laotzu
What they found was shocking: evidence of a coordinated conspiracy among numerous ill veterans to avoid seeking medical care and blame their subsequent problems on President Obama.

Parody site, right?

20 posted on 06/04/2014 8:14:48 AM PDT by DoodleDawg
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To: The_Republic_Of_Maine

Everything in satiration


21 posted on 06/04/2014 8:15:44 AM PDT by headstamp 2 (What would Scooby do?)
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To: laotzu

Thank you for the link to the funniest site of the decade!
I haven;t laughed this hard since Hillary got her txts caught in the wringer(Benghazi)!


22 posted on 06/04/2014 8:16:03 AM PDT by GOYAKLA (Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel and his a$$ falls off!)
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To: Resolute Conservative

“Who thinks this crap up?”

I’m pretty sure this is satire, since it’s from The People’s Cube. But I could be wrong, some addled lefty might actually have suggested it.


23 posted on 06/04/2014 8:19:52 AM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: WildHighlander57
Should be pulled

Report abuse................................................here.

24 posted on 06/04/2014 8:29:24 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: GOYAKLA

It really is a great site. You are most welcome.


25 posted on 06/04/2014 8:32:30 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: Resolute Conservative

In this case, it was a guy who is employed as a humor writer.


26 posted on 06/04/2014 8:32:34 AM PDT by jiggyboy
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To: muir_redwoods
Now I know how Jonathan Swift felt when his satirical proposal that the Irish should eat their own children was accepted as a realistic suggestion to ease hunger. It is increasingly difficult to distinguish satire from faithful reporting.

For a while my tagline was " I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's A Modest Proposal".

27 posted on 06/04/2014 8:35:36 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: Chickensoup

The problem is WE may think it is satire. The regime calls it modus operandi.


28 posted on 06/04/2014 8:37:26 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: laotzu

Satire. But the ObamaBots will buy it.


29 posted on 06/04/2014 8:40:24 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: laotzu

Indeed it’s how they spin flip the misery index.


30 posted on 06/04/2014 8:44:08 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: txrefugee

The People’s Cube must be owned by the Koch Brothers.

Hairy Reed said so!


31 posted on 06/04/2014 8:58:35 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: txrefugee

Sounds like something Zero’s Baghdad Bob will come up with.


32 posted on 06/04/2014 9:19:13 AM PDT by TStro (Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.)
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To: laotzu

Thank you for helping to make FreeRepublic the least reliable sources of information on the internet.


33 posted on 06/04/2014 9:24:34 AM PDT by DManA
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To: Chickensoup

I do not believe in satire any more. People don’t seem to understand satire, or what is and isn’t. Satire just spreads craziness a little further. I can promise my liberal cousin will post this in several places- especially facebook in the next week or so as proof that veterans just set O up to make him look bad. I can also promise his post will be shared by many like minded liberals and not a one will recognize that it is satire, or care.


34 posted on 06/04/2014 9:29:22 AM PDT by Tammy8
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To: DManA
I have made a hugh mistake. I will all series, all the time.

Pleeze forgive me.


35 posted on 06/04/2014 9:30:17 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: Tammy8

Yeah, but you can’t reason with people that far gone. The fact that they’d fall incredulously for something like this just serves to discrete the loons in the eyes of the few remaining independents out there.


36 posted on 06/04/2014 9:30:39 AM PDT by kevkrom (I'm not an unreasonable man... well, actually, I am. But hear me out anyway.)
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To: laotzu

If you are going to post satire label it as satire. Is that so hard?


37 posted on 06/04/2014 9:33:18 AM PDT by DManA
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To: DManA
I labeled it "humor". You can label it as "satire" anytime.

You whiny entitlement sorts disgust. I am not your bitch. Do it yourself.

Is that too hard?

38 posted on 06/04/2014 10:06:36 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: Norm Lenhart

Thanks. Your post lead me to the truth. You may have saved me from a lethal coronary event of my own. lol


39 posted on 06/04/2014 10:43:18 AM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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To: TigersEye

Don’t say that too loud, I have a reputation as a ...bad person to uphold ;)


40 posted on 06/04/2014 11:20:23 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: laotzu

I know it’s satire, but I would not doubt the left would say something like this


41 posted on 06/04/2014 11:22:47 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Norm Lenhart
You're killing me here. No, really, you're killing me! Stop ... help, help somebody!!!

(how was that?)

42 posted on 06/04/2014 11:27:42 AM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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To: TigersEye

Good! My dishonor is restored. Now where did I put that puppy. I feel the need to kick it ;)


43 posted on 06/04/2014 11:30:56 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Help! Help! Norm Lenhart is killing my puppy too!!!

44 posted on 06/04/2014 11:35:35 AM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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To: TigersEye

YES!!! Commere you little bas...

Nothing like a good puppy stomping to make my day worth living.


45 posted on 06/04/2014 11:38:01 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Forget the puppy. Pull up your pants you barbarian!


46 posted on 06/04/2014 11:41:39 AM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
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To: TigersEye

Word up Holmes...don’t be dissin’ my sag. I got swag in my sag, no what Im sayin’ boyeeee?

Fo shizzle.


47 posted on 06/04/2014 11:44:41 AM PDT by Norm Lenhart (How's that 'lesser evil' workin' out for ya?)
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To: laotzu

Hey man, you can’t fool me! No way this could be satire!


48 posted on 06/04/2014 11:53:40 AM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: laotzu

This administration watches entirely TOOOO much TV!!


49 posted on 06/04/2014 12:26:55 PM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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