Posted on 06/04/2014 8:00:47 AM PDT by laotzu
After the recent revelation of long wait times and delays in care at VA hospitals shocked the nation, congressional Democrats from both houses and independent journalists undertook their own investigation to determine the cause of the problem.
What they found was shocking: evidence of a coordinated conspiracy among numerous ill veterans to avoid seeking medical care and blame their subsequent problems on President Obama.
"It's racism pure and simple." said one congressional staffer who played a tape recording of a VA patient telling an undercover investigator "I'm supposed to go for a colonoscopy next week but I'm gonna skip it and blame it on Obama if I get sick."
"I know it sounds an awful lot like me," the staffer said of the tape, "but it is a VA patient. Trust me."
While on the surface, it seems incredible and even bizarre that anyone would go to such lengths to embarrass a politician they dislike, it is consistent with the pattern of racism that has emerged since the coronation of the country's first black president in January 2009.
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Famous investigative journalist and perpetual victim of bad hairstyling Eleanor Clift recently once again debunked the Benghazi accusations against the president:
"I'd like to point out that Ambassador Stevens was not 'murdered'," she said, bending her fingers in the air to suggest the drawing of quote marks, "but died of smoke inhalation in a CIA safe room."
Another journalist put it more bluntly: "It's safe to say racists in the CIA murdered him to make Obama look bad."
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"The racism in this country is sickening!" chanted all living MSNBC commentators in unison. "It's obvious the Tea Party was plotting against Barack Obama nearly two centuries before he was born. If that's not racism, what is?"
Experts are at a loss to explain why so many seemingly normal people are consumed by such hatred for President Obama.
"You take former President Bush," said one psychologist wearing a "Buck Fush" T-shirt. "On the surface, he seems like a nice guy, always smiling like a chimp. So you tell me why he started two unnecessary wars to ensure that 10 years later the VA hospitals would be overloaded and make America's first black president look bad! How do you explain that, huh?"
"I don't understand what drives people to irrational hatred, but I'm sure it has something to do with the Koch Brothers," mused Senator Harry Reid (D-NV).
"I don't know what the next phony scandal to arise around Barack Obama will be," said future House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi, "but one thing I know for sure: racist hatred of the president will be behind it. It always is."
Yeah that’s it. Veterans postponed treatment for terminal diseases and wounds to make this oxygen thief look bad?...
Who thinks this crap up?
I actually believe every word of this ;)
Bull Dung!
LOL! You almost got me with that one...!
this is satire folks.
Have no fear, they will get around to attacking the victims. They always do.
For now.
Well now the idea of this nasty admin is to blame vets in order to make people feel sorry for the communist in cheap. And of course all the soldiers that were in the same platoon with Obama’s new rescue from Afghan deserter, are all liars because Chuck Hagel can find no evidence that Bergdahl deserted.
I can’t handle this crap anymore. That stinkin’ Congress needs to do their job and impeach Obama ASAP.
Should be pulled.
Not funny in the least.
People DIED.
oops, but this is probably what they O admin will do. People shouldn’t help them with ideas. LOL
Now I know how Jonathan Swift felt when his satirical proposal that the Irish should eat their own children was accepted as a realistic suggestion to ease hunger. It is increasingly difficult to distinguish satire from faithful reporting.
...is it?
Everything is all about Obama.
I am not really sure if this is satire or not
Must be the fault of those evil veterans. King Obama is incapable of doing wrong. /s
Yeah, it’s satire, but it points out the SOP of the left wrt the Obama presidency - he’s always the victim. Anyone that criticizes him is a racist.
MSNBC will report this as if it is truth.
As I said...I believe every word of it. Iven though it IS supposed to be satire. ;)
Parody site, right?
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