15 Seinfeld Episode Ideas If It Was Still On Air Today. #8 Is Perfect.

tickld ^ | August 3, 2014

[Gamecock]

Ping List About Nothing Ping

[Drew68]

A lot of these are really good. I miss that show.

[Huskrrrr]

George is getting serious about his latest relationship, then discovers her homepage is Free Republic. Kramer then asks George for her number.

[workerbee]

ABSOLUTELY #9.

(not that there’s anything wrong with that)

[Calvin Locke]

Cosmo discovers “Cosmos”, and stalks Neil deGrasse Tyson at the Hayden Planetarium. Joined by both Obama and de Blasio, viewer disgust forces both “Cosmos” and “Seinfeld” on indefinite hiatus.

[C. Edmund Wright]

ABSOLUTELY #9.

(not that there’s anything wrong with that)

YEP - that was a great idea. And funny, my second reference today on FR on "not that there's anything wrong with that"

Lotta Freepers miss the point of that BTW

[Steve_Seattle]

I envisioned this scenario for a portion of a Seinfeld episode:

At a sports memorabilia store, Kramer buys a jock strap supposedly once worn by Yogi Berra. He takes it to Jerry's apartment to show everyone, but they doubt it's authenticity, claiming it is too small. Jerry suggests that George try it on, because he has a similar build to Yogi Berra, to see if it fits. After protesting, George wiggles into the jockstrap with great effort, putting it on over his pants. He is unable to remove it because it is so tight, so Kramer and Jerry try to help, grappling with his pants in a comic struggle to remove the jockstrap, a struggle which has vaguely gay connotations. Meanwhile, Newman arrives at the open door to the apartment, sees what is going on, and says to himself, "I always knew it would come to this."

Just then, a fire alarm goes off, forcing them all down into the street, George still wearing the jock strap. Two police officers approach them and ask about the jock strap, and Jerry says, "It's ok, officers, he's just a Sumo accountant visiting from Japan." The lead officer tells him to shut up, and George is arrested for a violation of a city code prohibiting wearing jock straps over your pants.

Or something like that . . .

[workerbee]

Oh, you guys are GOOD.

[workerbee]

LOL LOL LOL

[KC_Lion]

Didn't Larry Daivd do an updated Seinfeld for his other show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyqcqZ2bsIM

[KGeorge]

Okay. Now, I would watch tv for this. These sound pretty funny.

[Secret Agent Man]

elaine’s boyfried david putty has just learned to do “air quotes” and he’s using them wrong and on everything. kramer is convinced cerie is actually a real person in his smartphone. george becomes obssessed with finding good deals on craigslist. jerry wonders why nobody’s going to comedy clubs anymore and discovers they are watching clips on the internet instead.

[Secret Agent Man]

cosmo discovers cosmos and hires jackie childs (the black shyster lawyer) to sue for damages.

[Secret Agent Man]

how bout an episode where they all have their own personal trouble with the sixteen-ounce soda law - even tho it’s gone now, it could still be a good one.

[Secret Agent Man]

how about george or kramer being arrested at the nyc pride parade because they have too much clothing on?

[Secret Agent Man]

george finally breaks down after years of tv ads, and enters the strange world of hair club for men.

jerry dates a woman that acts exactly like elaine, and both women absolutely hate each other, but apparently only when jerry is around. only kramer winds up noticing this peculiar fact.

george has to go looking for his father who has wandered off, only to find him living in the basement of a young couple in queens.

[Labyrinthos]

Jerry is elected president of the United States. He changes his name to “Barack Obama” and declares that his presidency “is about nothing.”

[MtnClimber]

0bama preys on straight men on advice of V. Jarrett. The press loves it and covers for anything else he does wrong which is everything.

[Secret Agent Man]

he is then told by elaine that there’s no way he can do this because only a black president can pull off a political agenda based on doing nothing.