[Marie]

That makes no sense. How do you keep the monster under your bed from eating your foot?

[nickcarraway]

Worcestershire sauce?

[Salamander]

See #27.

:)

[Flick Lives]

That makes no sense. How do you keep the monster under your bed from eating your foot?

For your safety, please keep your hands and feet inside the bed at all times.

[House Atreides]

“That makes no sense. How do you keep the monster under your bed from eating your foot?”
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Yes, the monster under my bed is the reason IT IS IMPERATIVE TO KEEP THE OTHER LEG/FOOT UNDER THE COVERS. That other leg being UNDER the covers serves as an “anchor” to keep the monster from dragging me out of bed using the exposed foot and devouring me.

This is a truth I learned as a small child and have never forgotten it.