Posted on 09/05/2014 6:32:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I think she must have been a fun mom. Even though she worked nonstop.
***That sounds like my company. We have meetings to find out when people are available to schedule meetings... on the efficiency of our meetings.***
1+2 = 3
Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can’t even begin to imagine how their mind is working.... Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.
Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an ‘A’ in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, ‘Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?’ Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.. ‘Well, then,’ she replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?’
Little Zachary looked at her and said, ‘Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.’
FORWARD THIS TO ANYBODY WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH. Have a wonderful day and God Bless
Our company was trying to coordinate a time for a meeting on department "coordination" but couldn't seem to coordinate on a day and time. It took about a month to finally have a meeting. Priceless!
Well. That does it. I am officially done caring. After looking at that picture I realized that I have the same physique as Gary Busey.
Yep, its over.
I hope she gets the send off she wanted. :)
“That sounds like my company. We have meetings to find out when people are available to schedule meetings... on the efficiency of our meetings.”
Many years ago I worked for a company that was starting up a major upgrade to their servers throughout the United States. We had another meeting to review that meeting two months later.
I left the company for a 8 month sabbatical. When I came back, the following week there was a meeting to discuss the server deployment. I figured it was to talk about the projects status, what the variances were, etc.
I sit down and the meeting chairman greets me and the first words out of his mouth were, “EQ, do you remember where we left off?” I just shook my head.
I could watch that all day.
Maybe he had a bad burrito.
Ah, the double flip off. A classic. I try not to do that anymore.
*sigh*
In, finally.... :o|
Ohyah!!!
New daddy = baptism by *ahem* fire!
Ouch! Malfunction or another mortar round was in the tube.
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