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FILM PLOTS EXPLAINED BADLY [Summarizing a movie in one sentence...]
National Review ^
| 09/08/2014
Posted on 09/08/2014 8:00:06 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind
Guardians of the Galaxy: Star Wars Meets Raiders of the Lost Ark with Talking Trees and Racoons...
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:02:16 AM PDT
by
GraceG
(No, My Initials are not A.B.)
To: SeekAndFind
ALIEN
Starship crew loses bonus.
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:09:40 AM PDT
by
agere_contra
(Hamas has dug miles of tunnels - but no bomb-shelters.)
To: GraceG
Some bald dude has dinner with his friend Andre.
To: GraceG
Guardians of the Galaxy: Where we learn that not everyone is 100% a dick, ma’am.
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:12:38 AM PDT
by
Ingtar
(The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
To: SeekAndFind
Princess Bride: Which cup has the damned poison...?
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:15:16 AM PDT
by
GraceG
(No, My Initials are not A.B.)
To: SeekAndFind
Iron Man: Rich genius invents flying suit. Kills bad guys.
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:15:39 AM PDT
by
reegs
To: SeekAndFind
Star Trek Nemesis: Angry Clone wants to take over Romulus, Againg Captain wants to joyride a dune buggy, Data gets a head in life....
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:16:38 AM PDT
by
GraceG
(No, My Initials are not A.B.)
To: SeekAndFind
Fast Times at Ridgemont High: Phoebe Cates’ boobs!
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:17:58 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: SeekAndFind
THE LAST AIRBENDER
M. Night Shamaylan destroys a beloved franchise.
THE AVENGERS
Five super heroes team up to prove that might does make right.
THOR 2
Norse gods prove they lack sufficient judgement to run even a lemonade stand.
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Two hours to explain how he became a capsicle... No time explaining why he couldn’t bail out before impact.
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA
An exercise in removing all essential story elements while keeping a beloved title.
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:18:01 AM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: SeekAndFind
The Expendables: Washed up actors return to blow up the rest of the stuff they didn’t get to blow up before.
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:19:21 AM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
To: TangoLimaSierra
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:19:45 AM PDT
by
SeekAndFind
(If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.)
To: SeekAndFind
When Harry Met Sally: This girl keeps meeting this guy, but she keeps putting him on the side. Until she doesn't. But she fakes it anyway.
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:20:36 AM PDT
by
Mygirlsmom
(Obama Legacy: Bush's fault. Next guy's problem.)
To: reegs
Avatar: Dances with Smurfs under a really big tree.
To: SeekAndFind
I was actually present when the producer of Flashdance pitched a local Pittsburgh business owner for permission to film there.
“It’s the story of a young girl who works as a welder in your subway system, but who dreams of becoming a Modern Interpretive Dancer”.
Everyone scratched their heads and thought “Who in the heck would ever go and see a movie about THAT?”
Was one of the top grossing films of that year though.
To: GraceG
STAR TREK MOVIES
Still not as good as Star Trek episodes... despite the added special effects.
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:21:01 AM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: SeekAndFind
"Rear Window"
Delusional cripple witnesses a murder, gets the blonde.
"North by Northwest"
Confused man runs away, then gets the blonde.
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:22:49 AM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: SeekAndFind
POLICE ACADEMY 126
Give it up already.
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:23:56 AM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: SeekAndFind
"Chicago professor shoots sword-wielding Islamic extremist, setting off the events that led to 9/11”Professor Bush, I presume?
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:24:06 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: SeekAndFind
BEING THERE
A simple-minded man who led a sheltered life is inexplicably deemed a genius and is groomed to be President of the United States.
Oh. Wait.
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posted on
09/08/2014 8:24:14 AM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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