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New Gun Buyers Are Being Asked To Declare Sexual Orientation and Plans For The Weekend
Original Content | 9/22/2014 | Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/22/2014 7:08:44 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

“U. Gottabee Kiddin”

You forgot the hyphen! That’s “Gottabee-Kiddin”.

Incorrect punctuation is a grievous mistake and renders the entire article suspect.


21 posted on 09/22/2014 7:30:09 AM PDT by blue-duncan
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Didn’t realize CeraKote cam in pink and white!


22 posted on 09/22/2014 7:30:41 AM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
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To: Lazamataz

If that technology becomes widespread, our population growth will be less than Japan’s currently is.

And, all the societal decline associated with the destruction of the family, etc.


23 posted on 09/22/2014 7:31:24 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: blue-duncan

Nossir. Her name is Ursula Gottabee Kiddin. She goes by her middle name, mostly. So: U. Gottabee Kiddin.


24 posted on 09/22/2014 7:31:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
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To: ChildOfThe60s
She's got BIG ATTRACTIVE GUNS!

The, er, AR15 is nice too.

25 posted on 09/22/2014 7:32:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
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To: Lazamataz

Where’s your consideration for lonely horses?


26 posted on 09/22/2014 7:33:22 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Lazamataz
Her name is Ursula Gottabee Kiddin

Ahh--So she really is a ewe. :)

27 posted on 09/22/2014 7:33:27 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lazamataz
A gun for barney frank and mikie michaud.


28 posted on 09/22/2014 7:33:59 AM PDT by The_Republic_Of_Maine (In an Oligarchy, the serfs don't count.)
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To: driftdiver

... and horses with no names?


29 posted on 09/22/2014 7:34:14 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
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To: Lazamataz

lmao! sounds about right.


30 posted on 09/22/2014 7:35:25 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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31 posted on 09/22/2014 7:37:00 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Gun-porn” - the love that dares not speak its name - LOL


32 posted on 09/22/2014 7:37:22 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Lazamataz
"U. Gottabee Kiddin, the American Civil Liberties Union director" Look, everyone knows you can't be an American Civil Liberties Union director unless you have a hyphenated name, especially when she is in charge of the official banglist.
33 posted on 09/22/2014 7:40:26 AM PDT by blue-duncan
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To: Lazamataz

You left out “Two-Spirited”.

I did NOT make that up....


34 posted on 09/22/2014 7:41:34 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lazamataz

The gay guys “breed” They are just shooting BLANKS into the wrong hole....


35 posted on 09/22/2014 7:42:34 AM PDT by buffyt (If ignorance is bliss, there musta been a whole lot of happy folks at these LIBERAL democrat rallies)
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To: Bobalu

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


36 posted on 09/22/2014 7:43:21 AM PDT by buffyt (If ignorance is bliss, there musta been a whole lot of happy folks at these LIBERAL democrat rallies)
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To: Lazamataz
Dirty, stinking, breeding Heterosexual

AND... loving it!

37 posted on 09/22/2014 7:44:22 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Lazamataz

I will immediately be filing suit against these new regulations, through my law firm of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.


38 posted on 09/22/2014 7:46:55 AM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Lazamataz

I think I will answer, “Queer as a three dollar bill” and “Weekend full of sodomite grossness.”

That will get me in good with the authorities.


39 posted on 09/22/2014 7:48:47 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
I wasn't going to ping alla y'all, but maybe this is a decent-enough piece.

The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
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Credit for original picture to The Oatmeal

40 posted on 09/22/2014 7:53:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Of course, first we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them, of course.)
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