Corvette driver parks like jerk, Clifton man's revenge goes viral [w/video]

NJ.com ^ | September 24, 2014 | Myles Ma

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CLIFTON

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Video at source.

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[PAR35]

When I had a small car, I used to like to squeeze in next to someone who took two spaces. I’d pick the wide side unless they centered it up perfectly. I was skinny in those days, and it didn’t take very much room for me to wiggle out of the car door.

[ansel12]

That was it? He didn’t do anything, he didn’t even block the guys door.

[Clemenza]

Ping

[bankwalker]

I woulda parked so close he wouldn’t be able to get his door open.

[Dallas59]

He parked like a male member....but should have parked someplace else less crowded. Always park way out in the north forty. Doesn’t hurt me to walk a little.

[null and void]

Disappointing.

He left enough room for the corvette driver to open his door.

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I woulda parked so close he wouldn’t be able to get his door open.

+1

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He gave Douchenozzle McSmallparts a damn good scare. That’s enough.

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Well done.

[razorback-bert]

Back when I drove expensive sports cars, I parked way out in the lots. I preferred to walk rather than have door dingers parked next to me. Plus, if the alarm went off, it being off by itself, everyone could see which car alarm was going off.

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No-one’s perfect.

[yarddog]

I used to work with a guy who always had nice cars.

He would always park maybe 50 yards from the main area just to avoid scratches etc.

I am too lazy but in a way I admired him.

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Sounds sensible.

[yarddog]

I just read your post. Maybe you are the guy I used to work with.

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That’s the responsible way to do it.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Big deal! I’ve done that too. Parked so close, at the same angle, the the jerk in the Beamer had to get into his car from the passenger door. I’m talking 2 inches away from his driver’s side. And I watched, just in case he would decide to key my car. Copied his plate number, and had my camera at hand. Had to hang around for 15 minutes, but it was worth it. If they wanna park like that, they should go to the back of the lot, where there are no other cars! But then, I call the cops on people parking in handicapped spots. That’s a $250 ticket in our town!

[NorthMountain]

Corvette driver there is guilty of Douchebaggery in the First Degree ... deserved a lot worse than he got.

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Be patient - karma will not be denied.