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Dwarf handed colouring book and crayons by waitress while on a date with fiancee
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11153799/Dwarf-handed-colouring-book-and-cra ^
| 10/10/2014
| By Tom Brooks-Pollock
Posted on 10/10/2014 10:41:47 AM PDT by redreno
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To: Gamecock
He looks like the "Beave"!
(Eddie Haskel, eat your heart out)
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posted on
10/10/2014 11:52:54 AM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: WayneS
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posted on
10/10/2014 12:02:34 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: WayneS
I never did very well with blind dates...I was always put off by the service dog...
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posted on
10/10/2014 12:06:10 PM PDT
by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
To: redreno
To: Yaelle
Does she color outside the lines?
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posted on
10/10/2014 12:32:08 PM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: redreno
I heard that once the honky commie libs get the word redskin banned, they’re going to go after conservatives who sarcastically refer to the “unwashed masses” as “the little people”. Usage of the term, “little people” is offending the dwarfs.
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posted on
10/10/2014 12:46:18 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Got Ebola? Come to America!)
To: redreno
He could have been grumpy about the whole thing and had the restaurant doc her pay, but we instead we got a happy ending.
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posted on
10/10/2014 1:05:29 PM PDT
by
Ken H
To: redreno
"But I am man enough to see the funny side, I would never take offence." Good for him. I can see what Chloe sees in him.
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posted on
10/10/2014 1:09:55 PM PDT
by
Hoffer Rand
(Bear His image. Bring His message. Be the Church.)
To: WayneS
I’m betting he wasn’t Happy!
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posted on
10/10/2014 1:11:03 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Ken H
Maybe he was too bashful or sleepy to make a big deal about it.
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posted on
10/10/2014 1:13:52 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Gamecock
I’m thinking of an old, rude joke involving a bucket over the head and hanging from the handle.
To: HartleyMBaldwin
Never heard it. PM it to me please?
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posted on
10/10/2014 2:41:05 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(USA, Ret.)
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