Posted on 10/17/2014 8:22:27 AM PDT by Cats Pajamas
WOW! If sarcasm makes you gay I am a flaming one with no hope.
During my illustrious (cough,cough) military career I decided early on that it was in my best interests to learn to pass inspections...so I did.But I fell out of that habit *very* quickly after discharge. ;-)
This is one of the few liberal satire sites I've seen that's actually somewhat funny.
This is hooey. Someone projecting their rather silly opinions on what should be obvious.
Q: Who is more likely to be a homosexual: An unmarried weight lifter who works a construction job; or a skinny nerd who is married, works in an office and has six children?
A: It should be obvious, but what this author did not know is that almost half of homosexual men are “butch”, work in blue collar jobs, drink beer and get dirty and smelly and don’t mind being dirty and smelly one bit. They also like sports like football and baseball and professional wrestling.
Q: More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films.
A: When watching (heterosexual-oriented) porn, she obviously didn’t note that it is oriented towards display of the men, and that the women are often generic. The exception is that homosexual men generally have no interest in watching lesbians have sex.
Well, if gays were so fastidious there never would have been an AIDs crisis. I remember the gay bars of the 70s - filthy pits that were petri dishes of disease.
Now, yes, you can go into some yuppie gay guy’s house who pouts if you sit on his Louis XIV settee but that doesn’t take into account his sweaty private life. This type of gay is hilariously if unintentionally exploited in the cooking show “The Barefoot Contessa.”
Wait until you get to be my age...you'll think far more often about having a good poop than about "being with" your wife. ;-)
Yes, the article is supposed to be satire, but nails it on several points lol
Just look for the extended pinkie finger when he takes a drink.
Put any man in a workplace surrounded by females and he soon will be.
Well for something to be funny “satire” it has to be rooted in truth does it not?
seems like a feminazi wish list since they hate all men.
Well, eating all those donuts, I imagine they outgrow their uniforms a lot.
Maybe I'm in between. I'll look at a good poop and think "Wow! My d*ck used to be bigger, thicker and longer than that!"
THIS is a serious, hard-news story:
Old enough to recall getting polio vaccines,having a black & white TV,having a black dial phone and old enough to recall the exact moment I heard about JFK's assassination.
I recognized your moniker as very apt and clever play on the state’s, oh, excuse me, Commomwealth’s nickname. Well played.
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