Michelle Obama grants black people permission to eat fried chicken if they vote today

americanthinker ^ | Nov. 4, 2014 | Thomas Lifson

[bigbob]

I think you only get watermelon if you votes twice

[Albion Wilde]

I got a robocall from Michelle Obama a couple of days ago, even though I am not a registered demoncrap. I hung up before I got her permission to swing by Popeye's after voting, tho.

[Fantasywriter]

Don’t give Michelle any ideas.

[dfwgator]

How bout some collard greens, too, and some watermelon for dessert?

[Albion Wilde]

? I thought Kristinn was FR’s spokesFReeper. When did he become Speaker For The GatewayPundit?

Multitasking. His writing appears in a variety of new media outlets. He is a talented commentator.

[TomGuy]

I give everyone full permission

And we thought it was just hubby O who had the god complex.

After this election, she and the girls will probably do a Hillary/Chelsea 2nd term and spend their remaining 2 years going from one elite vacation to the next.

[a fool in paradise]

That’s racist, Michelle.

[digger48]

Next thing, they will be demanding their own water fountain

[TexasCajun]

Just finished off two of these:

Chik-Fil-A

[xander]

Explain to me how more than half of the population of this country does not see through these dictator’s facads? Hope to see the smug slapped off the face of every one of these Communists today.

[Rodamala]

I could be all cute and coy with a funny picture or response statement referencing skittles, watermelon iced tea, rolling a big fat blunt with grape flavored blunt wrappers, collard greens, or fried okra... but... reading her statement is just absolutely disgusting... disgusting that this nation tolerates the word "Lady" in the title First Lady, given she is nothing but a classless, ugly, hypergamous beast, raised to play the system as an affirmative action quota checkpoint for the Bar Association.

Sorry, if I am not a "Gentleman" in saying such "hateful" things, but I am not in a position where I am obligated to keep my big mouth shut.

[dennisw]

I deplore this racist stereotyping by Moochelle. Evidently we have a racist in the White House

[angcat]

She steps all over the blacks and they allow it.

[wyokostur]

Yep, exactly what I was thinking...

Fuzzy Zoeller tells the news crews to tell Tiger Woods not to serve fried chicken next year or collard greens or whatever they serve.

[NorthMountain]

I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote only after—if you haven’t voted

The arrogance these creatures exhibit never ceases to astonish.

[Yaelle]

But if a kid took a history test, ran a quick mile, climbed the rope, and learned long division, he only gets two pieces of wilted broccoli and one whole wheat cracker?

But if they vote for the slaveowners, they get delicious wholesome fried chicken.

So, Mooch, you punish little children so you can reward people who keep you in power. Or at least in expensive vacations.

[Lucky2]

Sounds a little bit racist to me. The horrid creature needs to shut up and go away.

[molson209]

The Wookiee should never write comedies

[TurboZamboni]

White People who vote get to go to White Castle...with special dispensation from Nanny Bloomberg.

[nomad]

Does that include watermelon? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebh6x6Bze_0