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**THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 11/21/2014 4:53:21 AM PST by Lucky9teen








“If CBO scored the mandate as taxes, the bill dies, ok? … lack of transparency is a huge political advantage and basically, you know, call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically, that was really, really critical to getting this thing to pass.”

18 visits over a 5 year period, and Obama doesn’t know who he is?


Obama on March 28, 2011: Univision Town Hall:  “Well, I think it is important to remind everybody that, as I said I think previously, and I’m not a king. I am the head of the executive branch of government. I’m required to follow the law. And that’s what we’ve done. But what I’ve also said is, let’s make sure that we’re applying the law in a way that takes into account people’s humanity. That’s the reason that we moved forward on deferred action. Within the confines of the law we said, we have some discretion in terms of how we apply this law. The same is true with respect to the kinds of the length of time that people have to spend outside of the country when their spouses are already here for example.”

Obama on Feb. 14, 2013: Google Hangout “The problem is that you know I’m the president of the United States. I’m not the emperor of the United States. My job is to execute laws that are passed, and Congress right now has not changed what I consider to be a broken immigration system. And what that means is that we have certain obligations to enforce the laws that are in place, even if we think that in many cases the results may be tragic. And what we have been able to do is to make sure that we’re focusing our enforcement resources on criminals — as opposed to somebody who’s here, just trying to work and look after their families.”

“What we have tried to do is administratively reduce the burdens and hardships on families being separated. And what we’ve done, obviously, is pass the deferred action which made sure that the dream, uh, uh dreamers, young people who were brought here and think of themselves as Americans, are American except for their papers, that they’re not deported. Having said all that, we’ve got to stretch our administrative flexibility as much as we can. And that’s why making sure we get comprehensive immigration reform done is so important.”

Obama on Sept. 17, 2013: Interview with Telemundo’s Jose Diaz-Balart: “Here’s the problem that I have, Jose, and I have said this consistently. My job in the executive branch is to carry out the laws that are passed. Congress has said, here’s the law when it comes to those who are undocumented, and they allocate a whole bunch of money for enforcement. What I have been able to do is make a legal argument that I think is absolutely right, which is that given the resources we have, we can’t do everything that Congress has asked us to do, what we can do is then carve out the DREAM Act folks.”

“But if we start broadening that, then essentially, I would be ignoring the law in a way that I think would be very difficult to defend legally. So that’s not an option. I do get a little worried that advocates of immigration reform start losing heart and immediately thinking, well, somehow there’s an out here — that if Congress doesn’t act, we will just have the president sign something and that will take care of it, and we won’t have to worry about it. What I have said is that there is a path to get this done and that is through Congress.”


Obama's shamnesty speech was not on NBC, ABC or CBS, because the WH did NOT make an official request to those networks. But they did ask and WERE carried on Univision. So, Obama announced his Shamnesty Plan ON the night of Mexico's National Revolution Day, right BEFORE the Hispanic Grammy's, on Univision. Pander much?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: amnesty; gruber; ofst; silliness
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81 posted on 11/21/2014 10:24:02 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: JRios1968
It's cold, but apparently not "ass cold"

82 posted on 11/21/2014 10:34:01 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Liberty Valance
Characters are dropping like flies.

Well, that's never happened before, said Opie, Clay, Donna, Bobby, Otto, Piney, Liam, Jimmy, Dawn, Roosevelt . . .

83 posted on 11/21/2014 11:14:12 AM PST by Scoutmaster (Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational)
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To: Scoutmaster

lol


84 posted on 11/21/2014 11:36:52 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

I never wanted to visit Mexico.
Now we are Mexico.


85 posted on 11/21/2014 11:54:23 AM PST by TheConservativeParty
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To: GeronL
IT'S TRUE
IT'S TRUE


86 posted on 11/21/2014 12:42:20 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: dragonblustar; Gefn

Grumpy Cat has spoken. The matter is settled.


87 posted on 11/21/2014 12:57:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: TheConservativeParty

Mexican Word of the Day: FRITO.
“After arguing with the Republicans, Obama told the illegals they are frito stay.”

Mexican Word of the Day: PUTA.
“Puta fence on that damn border!”

Mexican Word of the Day: MUSHROOM.
“When Obama is done with his Amnesty plan, it would suck to be in America, there’s not mushroom.”

Mexican Word of the Day: JULY.
“Ju told me ju were going to close the border, July to me, Julyer!”

Mexican word of the day: JUPITER.
“Our politicians are acting stupid, so we need to tell ‘em, “Jupiter behave or I’m gonna vote you out!”

Mexican Word of the Day: CASHEW.
“I tried running after you, but I couldn’t cashew.”

Mexican words of the day: BUTTER and LETTUCE.
“I want the people to put Pelosi in a mental ward, butter stupid constituents won’t lettuce!”

Mexican Word of the Day: INJURE.
“Watching Obama’s speech last night and he’s pretty much saying, ‘Injure face, ese!’”

Mexican Word of the Day: BODYWASH.
“Illegals are pouring over our border cuz no bodywash the fence.”

Mexican Word of the Day: RECTUM.
“We had a great country and freedoms, but not anymore because progressives rectum.”

Mexican Word of the Day: WATER.
“When Sarah Palin gets mad, liberals don’t even know water problem is.”

Mexican word of the day: WHEELCHAIR.
When illegals complain of not having enough stuff, Obama just tells them, “Don’t worry, wheelchair”.

Mexìcan Word of the Day: BISHOP.
Nancy Pelosi is out of her ever lovin’ mind. I wish someone would lock the bishop.”

Mexican Word of the Day: WAFER.
Obama wanted amnesty, so he did what he wanted cuz he didn’t want to wafer Congress.”

Mexican Word of the Day: CHICKEN.
Michelle Obama wants the kids to eat crappy lunches...chicken go to hell.

Mexican word of the day: JUAREZ.
Liberals......’Juarez your freaking problem?


88 posted on 11/21/2014 1:31:28 PM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen
I take it you do know what puta means.
89 posted on 11/21/2014 2:04:40 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen; Scoutmaster; mylife

Please share this picture to raise awareness of the plight of cats trapped in a folk music environment...

90 posted on 11/21/2014 2:25:52 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

They hate cat gut guitars!


91 posted on 11/21/2014 2:33:25 PM PST by mylife
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To: mylife

Ha!


92 posted on 11/21/2014 2:36:21 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

LOL.


93 posted on 11/21/2014 2:37:00 PM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: BenLurkin

yes...**snicker**


94 posted on 11/21/2014 2:39:50 PM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen

Rand Paul signals he has no real intention of running for president in 2016!


95 posted on 11/21/2014 2:41:23 PM PST by Fledermaus (REPEAL OBAMACARE!! Hold the feet of the GOPe to the fire!)
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To: mylife
They hate cat gut guitars!

Fear of Uncle Pecos:

96 posted on 11/21/2014 2:58:46 PM PST by RandallFlagg (Vote fraud solution: Stake, Rope, Sugar and Bullet Ants.)
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To: RandallFlagg

97 posted on 11/21/2014 3:01:55 PM PST by mylife
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To: Liberty Valance; Lucky9teen

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LABGimhsEys


98 posted on 11/21/2014 3:19:01 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: Liberty Valance
Can't. I like folk music. Umm . . . I'm a member of Folk Alley and receive the emails.

I'm friends with some contemporary folk music artists, most (heck, almost all - but not all) of whom are extremely misguided souls in the political sense, but I try.

99 posted on 11/21/2014 3:22:07 PM PST by Scoutmaster (Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational)
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To: mylife

100 posted on 11/21/2014 3:44:16 PM PST by relentlessly
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