1 posted on
12/04/2014 6:38:34 PM PST by
mirkwood
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To: mirkwood
Well, I dunno. Part of me sez, "avoid this thread like a plague of airborne anal warts" but another, better part sez, "Don't be ridiculous, Drill, anal warts aren't airborne and you can't get them from sitting next to a Liberian corpse except if it's in coach and you just stole his pack of honey mustard pretzels." But that pack of mustard pretzels was already open, know what I mean? And so at what point in our journey did the guy finally breathe his last, before or after he opened the pretzels? Because if it was afterward he's not a corpse, he's a ZOMBIE! A pretzel-eating zombie. So now I gotta count the dang things, lessee, one, two, three...how many mustard pretzels in a pack, anyways? I tried Googling it but all I get is some really NSFW pix involving a goat and a guy in San Francisco dressed as a fairy princess. Or maybe I mistyped "mustard pretzels" in the search window and it came out "airborne anal warts". That would explain the pic, at least. What do you think?
To: mirkwood
I wish I were sober enough to participate in this thread.
135 posted on
12/04/2014 8:52:42 PM PST by
posterchild
(It takes a politician to declare a settled science.)
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138 posted on
12/04/2014 8:58:05 PM PST by
campaignPete R-CT
(Let the dead bury the dead. Let the GOP bury the GOP.)
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139 posted on
12/04/2014 9:01:29 PM PST by
PieterCasparzen
(We have to fix things ourselves)
To: mirkwood
Oh, to suffer the yet flung, and yet loosed slings and arrows of a former freeper!
First, get yo bum arse outta yo momma’s house.
Second, get yo’self a j-o-b.
Third, one yo git yo j-o-b, don’ lose it by tryin’t ah find me!
Fourth, if yo do come to find me, make sure yo insurance has yo momma’s name on it, and that yo paid up!
Fifth, bring lunch!
To: mirkwood
142 posted on
12/04/2014 9:12:43 PM PST by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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146 posted on
12/04/2014 9:42:51 PM PST by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: mirkwood
Man, you went full random. Never go full random.
147 posted on
12/04/2014 9:44:48 PM PST by
TChad
(The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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148 posted on
12/04/2014 9:51:46 PM PST by
PGR88
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150 posted on
12/04/2014 10:13:08 PM PST by
timestax
(American Media = Domestic Enemy)
To: mirkwood
I am Spartacus!
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To: mirkwood
This thread improved my night considerably!
162 posted on
12/04/2014 10:51:06 PM PST by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: mirkwood
I have my doubts.
It would mean organizing a passport, affording an airplane ticket, boarding, sitting normal for eight hours without cracking up, deboarding, acquiring a suitable object and holding it by the right end.
To: mirkwood; Former Freeper
How about a courtesy ping, folks?
Jeez...
178 posted on
12/05/2014 2:07:36 AM PST by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: mirkwood
But will it be on a Tuesday and will you be doing it gladly? Inquiring minds NEED to know!
189 posted on
12/05/2014 5:27:28 AM PST by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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190 posted on
12/05/2014 5:30:35 AM PST by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away)
To: mirkwood
You FORMER FREEPER losers also really piss me off!!
193 posted on
12/05/2014 6:16:20 AM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: mirkwood
So he made one post, 14 years ago, hmmm!
Sex Offender Santa Arrested
12/20/2001, 8:31:24 AM · 4 of 10
Former Freeper to : chance33_98
Yep in EVERY corner GOP Activist Accused Of Assaulting Another Girl A Republican activist already accused of sexually assaulting a girl he met on the Internet is now charged with assaulting another girl. http://www.thedenverchannel.com/den/news/stories/news-113088520011218-081244.html
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204 posted on
12/05/2014 6:48:19 AM PST by
eastforker
(Cruz for steam in 2016)
To: mirkwood
FR can be a tough venue to play in.
But don't let it get you down.
I've been a "Big Man on the FR Campus" since I found this self-help course on the innerwebs:
Just follow the 7 Easy Tips and "Whammo!"
205 posted on
12/05/2014 6:58:25 AM PST by
Col Freeper
(FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it!)
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