My Jerk Neighbor (Vanity)

[wgflyer]

“I write a column for my home town newspaper (75% voted for Obama in 2012).I take a lot of heat here for my positions. “

That qualifies you for a “my hero” award. Keep up the good work!

[OKSooner]

Yeah, I bet that guy probably has (dare I say it)... guns in his house.

I think you oughta start keeping an eye on him... You know, slip up and peek at what’s in his mailbox for starters. Before a month passes you’ll probably find one of those NRA magazines, or maybe something from an even bigger bunch of nutjobs called GOA.

Then you can really start spreading the truth about him. It’s for the greater good, you know.

[concerned about politics]

I guess you missed the part where this is satire, written by the posting FReeper.

No. I got it. Our son knows someone just like this. I've run across people like this. People like this are real. It makes me wonder how they survive in the real world each day.

[OldNavyVet]

"Where ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise."

Enough said.

[X-spurt]

The better part is our common sense, realism and the working of nature is winning more converts by the day.

[wgflyer]

“There really are people like the one in your story. “

Legions of them, sadly.

[Dalberg-Acton]

While you’re checking out his mailbox, you could steal - er uh “liberate” - his utility bills so his gas and electric will be cut off. That might balance out his carbon emissions.

[wgflyer]

“You’re talking about “Mark” right? The liberal wacko job who lives and breathes simply to annoy the heck out of the rest of us?”

I’m talking about the generic Mark. Sadly, they abound.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Oh please... any serious intelligent minded liberal knows it’s called FAUX news!!

Which means they don't know how to pronounce the word, "Faux". Poor uneducated little idiots.

[wgflyer]

“Have you been reading Al Gore’s diary again?”

I’m not sure even Al Gore could read his own diary.

[Ge0ffrey]

A few more years at this rate, and they’ll be sending us to the gulags.

[jyro]

“I’m not sure even Al Gore could read his own diary.”
or write it either. What a true description of liberals intolerance.

[ronniesgal]

My God I thought you were my nephew for a moment!!!
(Jimmy? Is that u?)

[Mark]

You're talking about “Mark” right? The liberal wacko job who lives and breathes simply to annoy the heck out of the rest of us?

I hereby apologize!

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

LOL.

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

It could describe my neighbor.

[Bon mots]

You know, I have an idiot neighbor just like that!
He thinks that Obama would sink if he tried to walk on water. How stupid. Something about the laws of physics? We have too many laws!

I think he watches Fox news too.

[TomServo]

So, like...

[smokingfrog]

I stand corrected ... ;)

[smokingfrog]

+1