Posted on 12/22/2014 7:56:21 AM PST by C19fan
A typical Christmas shopping list usually consists of toys, electronics, gift cards, etc. But now, some women are adding positive pregnancy tests to their list -- and checking it twice. Women across the country are selling and buying positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist. One post from Claremore, Oklahoma offered a positive pregnancy test for $20. The advertisement stated: 'I have positive pregnancy test for those of you who need a little help holding onto your man through the holidays, shoot me a message for $20 each.'
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Mohamed said “War is deceit” All is fair in love and war?
*shakes head*
Id assume it is also a scam to get abortion money that they pocket.
Wow.
It just goes to show: stupidity doesn’t ALWAYS go with immorality, but it’s a good, safe bet that it will.
Leaving aside the gross lack of ethocs, for a moment: what, exactly, do these “smart sistahs” expect to do when 2 months roll along, and “no baby” shows up on the ultrasound? Or if she’s married to a pro-abortion liberal who either drags herto Planned Killinghood, or beats her up, or kills her?
Yep... nothing like lying to a guy as “help hanging onto your man through the holidays”... especially with a lie that has a built-in expiration date!
“ethocs” —> “ethics”
Good grief......just wow.
How exactly does part two of this play go? One would suppose that the evidence, or rather, lack thereof, would soon become readily apparent...
These types of ads are common around the military bases. The Dependopotumus conveniently have a miscarriage shortly after the wedding
in courts around the country..
Your Honor,
“we request a subpoena for the submitted craigslist add, entered into the record as evidence 1A— we have reason to believe that the positive pregnancy reading before you today is in fact a fake...and we intend to prove it!”
“Dependopotumus”
LOL
Must be a military term, as the only other person I’ve heard use this is former Army.
Somehow I don't think that a false pregnancy test is a good way to "hold onto your man" as a long term proposition. Unless you want to fake your way through a pregnancy too . . . .
... through the holidays. Get a little guilt-edged sugar and send him on his way.
So if you are a service man confronted with a pregnancy claim, take 2 OTC testors to her, make her prove it, but being very insincere saying you are glad for the positive, but too many OTC testors give false results.
All I know is that you can get them for $1 at the Dollar Tree and they have always worked for my wife. Four times.
Five boys. The woman is doubling up on me!
As for false positives. Always buy the cheap ones first. Panic, AFTER they come back positive.
Yes it is a military term, wives who do nothing but wait for all the benefits and throw around her weight for her spouses rank that she thinks is her as well
Or if shes married....
If she was married, she wouldn’t need one. This is for ‘ladies’ who want to trap a man or want them to give them money to ‘make the problem go away’.
“.....wives who do nothing but wait for all the benefits and throw around her weight for her spouses rank that she thinks is her as well.”
What? Like Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama?
I am embarrassed that this is my hometown! I promise it is not me...LOL! I plan to send this around so all my friends can have a good laugh...
LMAO pretty much but with more attitude
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