Posted on 12/23/2014 12:39:52 PM PST by bkopto
The public will finally get to see “The Search for Michael Rockefeller” Feb. 1 when Netflix releases the documentary on one of the most compelling unsolved mysteries of the 20th century.
The film confirms what The Post reported in 1968: Cannibals devoured the son of New York Gov. Nelson Rockefeller.
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You heard about the cannibal who wouldn’t eat the clown?? He tasted funny.
And the cannibals who announced to the guy they’d captured.....Because of your extreme bravery in battle, we’re going to make you into a hero sandwich.
“How did Nelson Rockefeller die???”
Badly.
Yeah, right? And it took forty-five minutes before the EMTs were called.
Obola isn't too far from one of the reasons for cannibalism. His dog eating sprang from his step father's belief in [pagan] animism.
The folks in New Guinea generally practiced it on deceased relatives to "keep their loved ones near to them", aka "endocannibalism".
Otherwise, it was probably to "gain the powers" of their vanquished enemies. And adding insult to injury, aka "exocannibalism".
The problem with eating people, especially other cannibals, is contracting CJD (human version of Mad Cow) from eating others infected with CJD.
I once knew a guy whose parents retired to the South Seas some place. The local museum had the remnants of the boots worn by the last guy (a non-native, late 1800s) to be officially eaten on the island, allegedly by "accident" after a "misunderstanding".
Queen Victoria had forbidden the practice.
Jim Morrison
maritime law.... snicker.... never paid a dollar of demurrage. made ships wait, and they did, and i never paid a penny.
LOL! Yeah, right? Who says you can’t come and go at the same time? Merry Christmas dude.
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender.” The second cannibal asks, “What kind of Missionary do you use?” The other replied, “You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they’re sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.”
“Ah, ha!” the second cannibal replies. “No wonder … those are friars!”
I’m sure she worked very eagerly on his “staff”!
Well they were feeling a bit peckish.
LOL, sounds like there's one helluva drinking story behind that post...
“...if we would just open up and share a few million bankers and lawyers with native peoples around the world, perhaps gifted through air drops, pre-trussed with attached seasoning packets, think of how much better off we would all be.”
Oh, I like it!
>> “Cannibalism... so the Ferguson ‘protesters’ can get even...” <<
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“He should have known he was in trouble when he asked them for a menu, and they handed him a mirror.”
CLASSIC!
It was said that Nelson Rockfeller died of low blood pressure. 70 over 22 (badabing!).
Truth is stranger than fiction: Rocky didn’t cork off & die right then. Megan managed to get out from under him & then for an hour discussed with a friend what to do next. When she finally called for an ambulance, he was done for.
Rockefeller’s resume is impressive for his many accomplishments. But the sordid manner of his death is all that he’s remembered for.
>> “The guy in the back seems to be smiling very strangely...” <<
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Moochelle gave him a new recipe that he is anxious to try out...
What do you call a cannibal who devoured his mother in law?
Gladiator!
That may have been the Fiji islands where a missionary named Reverend Baker was killed & eaten; the cannibals had never seen boots before & boiled his for hours trying to make them tender.
To this day the worst insult to a Fijian is, “Go eat Mr. Baker’s boots!”
Funny, I thought he was a fat cat.
Multi-Cultural Food Channel opportunity?
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