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Firefighters Rescue Naked Woman from Estranged Boyfriend's Chimney
Fox News ^ | Jan 5, 2015

Posted on 01/05/2015 8:17:24 PM PST by MinorityRepublican

Authorities say a woman stripped down naked, then got stuck while trying to climb down her estranged boyfriend’s chimney.

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To: MinorityRepublican
I heard she "cleans up well."


41 posted on 01/05/2015 9:03:12 PM PST by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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To: PA Engineer

That was a link to another wacko in Ventura. Ventura is about 2 to 3 hours north of Riverside.


42 posted on 01/05/2015 9:05:36 PM PST by occamrzr06 (A great life is but a series of dogs!)
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To: MinorityRepublican

He must have dumped her because she got too fat


43 posted on 01/05/2015 9:08:08 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..)
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To: occamrzr06
That was a link to another wacko in Ventura.

Excuse me for a second while I have a "just wow" moment. As a another Freeper posted, it is a flue epidemic there.
44 posted on 01/05/2015 9:19:41 PM PST by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media.)
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To: bkopto

I wonder what she was a doctor of? Either way, it’s pretty sad when you think about it. What a miserable way to go...


45 posted on 01/05/2015 9:33:10 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL. Made my night!


46 posted on 01/05/2015 9:43:48 PM PST by Cyman (We have to pass it to see what's in it= definition of stool sample)
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To: MinorityRepublican

One should not take advice columns in women’s magazines too literally.


47 posted on 01/05/2015 9:51:45 PM PST by TChad (The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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To: martin_fierro

Go ahead, make fun of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_kPgcooem8


48 posted on 01/05/2015 10:28:21 PM PST by 353FMG
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To: Huskrrrr

Did not disappoint is right. One good one after another.

Follow the yellow brick road - - follow, follow, follow, follow - and Toto, too!

Got me doin’ it - - -


49 posted on 01/05/2015 10:57:46 PM PST by USARightSide (S U P P O R T I N G OUR T R O O P S)
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To: occamrzr06

Ventura????!
Holy cow - that’s just up the road apiece from here - never heard about that one.


50 posted on 01/05/2015 11:01:52 PM PST by USARightSide (S U P P O R T I N G OUR T R O O P S)
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To: PA Engineer

She missed a couple of spots; run her through it again, boys!


51 posted on 01/05/2015 11:52:48 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: MinorityRepublican; Slings and Arrows

Well, that’s one way to make an ash of herself.


52 posted on 01/05/2015 11:54:37 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Or a corpse.


53 posted on 01/06/2015 1:12:34 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Clapping the Blues" - http://youtu.be/0bmAJHHqfIw)
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To: coloradan
Does all this ash and soot make me look hot?

No, just fat, cuz she couldn't make it through the chimney without getting stuck.

54 posted on 01/06/2015 2:40:21 AM PST by Mark17 (I'm a new creation, I'm a soul set free, and the man I was, you no longer see. Praise Jesus)
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To: coloradan

I encouraged all my FRiends to get their flue shot this year. Better safe than sorry.


55 posted on 01/06/2015 4:07:24 AM PST by Rodamala
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To: martin_fierro
He broke her hearth.

Hahah, I see what you did there.

56 posted on 01/06/2015 6:19:07 AM PST by Bull Man
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To: bkopto

Yeah, I remember that story. What a horrible way to go.
She got jammed in there and slowly suffocated.
How about just breaking a window if you are that desperate?


57 posted on 01/06/2015 6:42:14 AM PST by barefoot_hiker
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To: bkopto

My brother knew her. Apparently she ran in the same drinking circle he does. He said she was a little nuts. Lol


58 posted on 01/06/2015 6:55:36 AM PST by sheana
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro

She’s a real fluezy, that one ....


59 posted on 01/06/2015 8:24:43 AM PST by mikrofon (Soot's her right)
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To: Rodamala

“get their flue shot”....

hmmm... I guess I could shoot it myself, but I don’t see the point.


60 posted on 01/06/2015 8:26:17 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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